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Man accidentally Killed Wife with Chainsaw.....wtf

 
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Listen Up You Chainsaw-Wielding Macho Men!!! Please be very very very careful.

OMG this is horrifying.


OTSEGO, Mich. — Michigan authorities say a man working in his yard accidentally killed his wife with a chain saw.

The Otsego couple were trying to cut a tree Sunday when the man hit his wife in the neck with the chain saw.

She died at the scene of the accident, about 35 miles south of Grand Rapids.

Sheriff's Deputy David Labonde lives nearby. He tells WOOD-TV he heard a cry for help and did what he could to help.

The sheriff's department says it's withholding the couple's names until other relatives are notified. The TV station says they're in their 40s

[link to www.foxnews.com]
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"It was an 'accident' officer"
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05/11/2009 03:39 PM
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He's the only one that knows if it was accidental.
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"Yep officer..it was a million to one shot, she tripped just right over that thar branch and fell headlong into that there woodchipper!"
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05/11/2009 03:41 PM
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Hey honey, hold onto the tree so it doesn't fall over until I'm done cutting...
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My gosh.......right into her neck.
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05/11/2009 03:45 PM
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That sucks. We had a neighbor boy slip on the thing and it when straight though his thigh.

Most people think you need to lean into the branch, but you only have to hold it steady.
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05/11/2009 03:46 PM
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I've heard of Pearl necklaces before but never a chain'saw' necklace???
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Poor guy ... This was probably really an accident but now will live the rest of his life being looked at like a killer.

Girl: So what happened to your ex-wife ?
Guy: Eh, hum, ehh ... hummmmm ... eh ... She died ...
Girl: Oh im so sorry ... what did she died of ?
Guy: eh, hummm ehhhh ... hummmm ... eh ... Chainsaw accident ... My hand accidentally put the saw thru her neck and chopped the head off ...
Girl: eh, hummmm eh .... hummmmm ... eh ... ok bye !
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05/11/2009 03:47 PM
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This happens all the time, ever seen Dawn of the Dead?
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jesus
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05/11/2009 03:51 PM
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jesus
 Quoting: RememberThis


no.

wrong hardware.

this was a chainsaw, not hammer and nails.
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05/11/2009 03:52 PM
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Guess what?? If you walk up to someone with a chainsaw and cut off their head that would be considered murder. If you did the same thing but they didn't die it would be attempted murder. If you were cutting down a tree and someone got injured and died then it would be considered a horrible accident at work. No matter what these chainsaws need to be more closely regulated. There are no guards on the blades, there is no training involved, there is no license issued and no permits. I say it is high time that we ban these implements of destruction and better protect the innocent, decent people of the nation and even the world! Achtung ban the killer saws!


He should have watched this, instead he got his nuts up in a bunch...

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I've heard of quite a few chainsaw accidents, blades to head, wrists, but most of those were to the person cutting. Usually, you stay a decent amount of space away from the guy with the chain saw.
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Imagine the horror of realizing that you've just made a fatal mistake that you can never ever undo.

And it was the woman he loved and surely swore to protect.

sigh
Goodbye, halcyon days...

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There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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thats sad...she probably made him cut the dam tree too :(
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jesus


no.

wrong hardware.

this was a chainsaw, not hammer and nails.
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Guess what?? If you walk up to someone with a chainsaw and cut off their head that would be considered murder. If you did the same thing but they didn't die it would be attempted murder. If you were cutting down a tree and someone got injured and died then it would be considered a horrible accident at work. No matter what these chainsaws need to be more closely regulated. There are no guards on the blades, there is no training involved, there is no license issued and no permits. I say it is high time that we ban these implements of destruction and better protect the innocent, decent people of the nation and even the world! Achtung ban the killer saws!

 Quoting: Cranky 586322



Yes! We must insist that people get proper training, that there are proper safe guards and such, like registration, permits, licenses, and that they must attend 40 hours of rigorous field training in order to even purchase or rent a chainsaw.

Not only would it protect the innocent people, but it would protect the innocent trees and all of nature, wouldn't ya know?
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This is very sad.
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Imagine the horror of realizing that you've just made a fatal mistake that you can never ever undo.

And it was the woman he loved and surely swore to protect.

sigh
 Quoting: Only Me



You're right Only Me, I shouldnt be making light of such a tragic fatality. It really would be a nightmare for such an accident to happen.

Shame on me for making fun!
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Okay, So did the guy end up getting the tree down or not???
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Imagine the horror of realizing that you've just made a fatal mistake that you can never ever undo.

And it was the woman he loved and surely swore to protect.

sigh
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All I can say, he is fucking idiot.
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We need to give him Evil Twin's number. ET can teach how to make a tree fall down by simply.....doing......nothing.
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Some people should not operate power tools.... I know a guy that get hurt about every time he operates a power tool...his last major accident was losing 2 fingers on the table saw...I feel kinda responsible cuz I gave him the saw....He routed a groove on his leg with a router one time...another time he was using a grinder with a wire wheel when it grabbed his shirt and ate up his chest...
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Some people should not operate power tools.... I know a guy that get hurt about every time he operates a power tool...his last major accident was losing 2 fingers on the table saw...I feel kinda responsible cuz I gave him the saw....He routed a groove on his leg with a router one time...another time he was using a grinder with a wire wheel when it grabbed his shirt and ate up his chest...
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Tim Taylor, is that YOU?
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Sad.
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Some people should not operate power tools.... I know a guy that get hurt about every time he operates a power tool...his last major accident was losing 2 fingers on the table saw...I feel kinda responsible cuz I gave him the saw....He routed a groove on his leg with a router one time...another time he was using a grinder with a wire wheel when it grabbed his shirt and ate up his chest...
 Quoting: dookie stain 627137



I think all these do it yourself shows are the cause. Many people have no clue about the danger, mess and TIME involved in doing the job right. Even the smallest reno means removing all the furniture storing it, having to wait for things to dry, etc.

Design on a Dime really doesn't take one day, if you did anything they did, even this simplest of shows, it'd take a couple of weeks. They have a crew of 60 people, if you hired that labor team it'd cost you what it costs to hire an interior decorator: several thousand dollars.
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If a man chops off his wife's head in the woods does anybody hear it?
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If a man chops off his wife's head in the woods does anybody hear it?
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Someone heard the man screaming when it happened. Couldn't help though. :'(
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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I almost accidentally killed my wife with a chain saw, but she wouldn't stand still.





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