I went to Bilderberg...

Ganesh is my Om boy.

Goddammithell
sonofthebitch
motherfuckyou!

I'd buy that for a dollar..

It looks like a name tag on the upper right chest of the shirt that says:
My name is
Oliver Clothesoff

My boyfriend wore this shirt out to a fancy charity event. He had made a sizable donation and went for the food, but isn't into the snobish mingling. Most people were fooled into believing that his name was truly Oliver. He wore this stupid shirt with the required jacket over it. People clearly read the name tag and didn't catch the joke. Finally someone's wife got it.