you've not live life to the full then friend.

Chinese/ Japanese/ Korean/ Iranian/ US / Canadian / Dutch / Swiss / Swedish / Norwegian / Italian / French...

Thats the 'Tof fuck' list - and then make sure you do 'One year of tatood chicks'.

If your still standing after all that, you know you lived a little.


Now, if you want the absolute fuck of your life? go to New Zealand and find yourself a nice tall, strong limbed, big breasted and kind hearted NZ chick.

They'll fuck you to death unless you are an animal in the sack. but the next morning they get up and make you a damn hearty breakfast as a thank you if you were great.

(however, if your a flop? they'll throw you out at 2 am with BFH)

(Bus Fair Home)