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Okay post your best no trespassing sign!

 
Omega  (OP)

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An 80+ year old friend of mine buried a pair of rubber boots in his garden at the end of a mound of dirt which looked like some one was buried under it and placed a sign above it which read : 'Trespassers are welcome... They make great fertiliser'
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I was thinking of putting up 3 white crosses on my front lawn just over the gate. Crosses say:

RIP Repo Man 1

RIP Repo Man 2

RIP Repo Man 3

Just for shits and giggles my shit is paid for. ;>)
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The Jurist

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05/25/2009 12:01 AM
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Warning: This Property Protected By Well Armed Sheep.

sheepffar
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Evil Twin strikes again! 2funnies
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05/25/2009 12:01 AM
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No Trespassing

Prosecutors will be violated.
The Jurist

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05/25/2009 12:03 AM
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No Trespassing

Prosecutors will be violated.
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Hmmm hmm
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Don’t listen to what they say, watch what they do.

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~What luck for Rulers that Men do not Think. —Adolf Hitler

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Anonymous Coward
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05/25/2009 12:07 AM
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I thought of taking a crime scene photo of some not so gifted wanna be gang banger shot to hell and dead and then photoshop the entry way of my house in the background (so they recognize where they are standinglmao) of his pic with the following emblazoned across it...

Trespassers will be shot just like this asshole you are looking at. Notice anything familiar about where you are standing???
Anonymous Coward
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05/25/2009 12:09 AM
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Or like this...

I thought of taking a crime scene photo of some not so gifted wanna be gang banger shot to hell and dead and then photoshop the entry way of my house in the background (so they recognize where they are standinglmao) of his pic with the following emblazoned across it...

Trespassers will be shot.



Just like this asshole was last year

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Passerby

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05/25/2009 12:17 AM
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Warning: This Property Protected By Well Armed Sheep.

sheepffar
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rofl
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05/25/2009 12:55 AM
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Step off, or fry.
If you spin in your chair really fast, things around here will make a lot more sense.
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05/25/2009 01:18 AM
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And FEMA cares...why? Don't they have folks still sitting in trailers from Katrina? Wtf are they worried about your items?

sigh

Anyway, I'd add a bit that said something saying that any state/federal officials entering your private property must have signed and notarized written permission by the County Sheriff, or they will be arrested by the same. Word it better, but Country Sheriffs are still the highest law enforcement officials in the land, and it doesn't hurt to make sure you're on good terms with your local one. :)
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Omega  (OP)

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05/25/2009 01:25 AM
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And FEMA cares...why? Don't they have folks still sitting in trailers from Katrina? Wtf are they worried about your items?

sigh

Anyway, I'd add a bit that said something saying that any state/federal officials entering your private property must have signed and notarized written permission by the County Sheriff, or they will be arrested by the same. Word it better, but Country Sheriffs are still the highest law enforcement officials in the land, and it doesn't hurt to make sure you're on good terms with your local one. :)
 Quoting: falldown


I hear ya man about FEMA but the lady at the county clerks office specifically stated it was FEMA that provided the sat photos and raised a specific objection to dudes treehouse on the creek. It was some sort of protected wildlife deal of some sort.

Ditto on the second half of your message.


:5:
Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner.

Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
Omega  (OP)

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05/25/2009 01:31 AM
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And FEMA cares...why? Don't they have folks still sitting in trailers from Katrina? Wtf are they worried about your items?

sigh

Anyway, I'd add a bit that said something saying that any state/federal officials entering your private property must have signed and notarized written permission by the County Sheriff, or they will be arrested by the same. Word it better, but Country Sheriffs are still the highest law enforcement officials in the land, and it doesn't hurt to make sure you're on good terms with your local one. :)
 Quoting: falldown


I hear ya man about FEMA but the lady at the county clerks office specifically stated it was FEMA that provided the sat photos and raised a specific objection to dudes treehouse on the creek. It some sort of protected wildlife deal of some sort.

Ditto on the second half of your message.


:5:
Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner.

Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
EyeAm
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05/25/2009 01:43 AM
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I love it, nice thread!!!

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Here's mine:

WARNING, QUARANTINE AREA! LEVEL 9 CONTAINMENT PROTOCOLS IN EFFECT. GROUND ZERO SITE.
DO NOT ENTER. ALL VIOLATORS WILL BE DETAINED AND UNABLE TO LEAVE OR COMMUNICATE WITH OUTSIDE PARTIES DUE TO ENFORCED ISOLATION INDEFINATELY, PENDING CONFIRMATION OF CONTAINMENT.

YOU HAVE HEREBY BEEN LEGALY WARNED BY THE OFFICE OF THE CENTRAL AUTHORITY OVER BIOHAZARD CONTROL. SAID OFFICE ACCEPTS NO RESPONSIBILITY LEGAL OR OTHERWISE FOR UNAUTHORISED, UNPROTECTED ENTRY BEYOND THIS POINT.
falldown

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I hear ya man about FEMA but the lady at the county clerks office specifically stated it was FEMA that provided the sat photos and raised a specific objection to dudes treehouse on the creek. It some sort of protected wildlife deal of some sort.

Ditto on the second half of your message.


:5:
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Time to dig up some "endangered" bug that happens to reside on your property, and use that as an excuse to get out of tearing it down, our of fear that doing so might disrupt it's environment.

Or maybe, like in the movie "Broken Arrow" (the newer one), a claim of "endangered dirt", to keep the feds from stepping on your property.

grinning
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05/25/2009 02:01 AM
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Your an utter retard
Trespassers will be shot

Survivors will be dissolved in acid
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Anonymous Coward
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05/25/2009 02:05 AM
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Your an utter retard

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LMAO
Anonymous Coward
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05/25/2009 02:19 AM
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"If you can read my sign , you are in my propety !!
Please , cease and desist and GTFO !!
EyeAm
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05/25/2009 02:30 AM
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"If you can read my sign , you are in my propety !!
Please , cease and desist and GTFO !!
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LOL!!!


IF YOU ARE CLOSE ENOUGH TO READ THIS, YOU ARE ALREADY INFECTED.


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Anonymous Coward
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05/25/2009 02:32 AM
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I hear ya man about FEMA but the lady at the county clerks office specifically stated it was FEMA that provided the sat photos and raised a specific objection to dudes treehouse on the creek. It some sort of protected wildlife deal of some sort.

Ditto on the second half of your message.


:5:

Time to dig up some "endangered" bug that happens to reside on your property, and use that as an excuse to get out of tearing it down, our of fear that doing so might disrupt it's environment.

Or maybe, like in the movie "Broken Arrow" (the newer one), a claim of "endangered dirt", to keep the feds from stepping on your property.

grinning
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Really good one

jumpy


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SouthernLight

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05/25/2009 02:33 AM
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a couple of favorites...

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Anonymous Coward
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05/25/2009 02:50 AM
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[link to i250.photobucket.com]

[link to i250.photobucket.com]

[link to i250.photobucket.com]

[link to i250.photobucket.com]

[link to i250.photobucket.com]
Anonymous Coward
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05/25/2009 02:55 AM
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I always liked the "anybody found here at night, will be found here in the morning" sign.
falldown

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05/25/2009 02:59 AM
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Okay...I like that one...might have to make my own... chuckle
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Anonymous Coward
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05/25/2009 11:44 AM
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Good one!! Mine says, NoTresspassing,Violaters will be shot.
Survivors will be violated
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no trespassing, violaters will be shot
survivors will be shot again


(on a friends gate)
Anonymous Coward
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05/25/2009 11:51 AM
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Best Thread of the day!!!
Tullamore Dew

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05/25/2009 09:24 PM
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WTF, could have sworn I posted this earlier.. wtf

anyhoo, my entry:

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Anonymous Coward
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05/26/2009 12:09 AM
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Sign I saw:

Truspassers will be persecuted.


Here's some from the net:

[link to 2.bp.blogspot.com]

[link to users.tellurian.net]

[link to image24.webshots.com]
Free Store

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06/12/2009 08:42 PM
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:snip.de:
Anonymous Coward
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we have a witch and warlock here. they're like the scary movie story book types. not the wicca type.. anyways they
have this giant skull with horns on a pole and a sign
that says if you trespass you'll be held prisoner in their basement until you can pay $100 dollars. seems to work well for them.
Elijah

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06/12/2009 09:08 PM
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[link to www.ofb.net]
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06/12/2009 09:14 PM
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We have goat and horse skulls on poles. Norse "stang" they are referred to as.
we have a witch and warlock here. they're like the scary movie story book types. not the wicca type.. anyways they
have this giant skull with horns on a pole and a sign
that says if you trespass you'll be held prisoner in their basement until you can pay $100 dollars. seems to work well for them.
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Brother sun, intuition moon. Home at the forest.

Sure every post I have mentions goat blood...How do you think we get plasma tv's?

Organic needs are being assaulted. I'm not amused by this & encourage all to grow heirloom seed for themselves.

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