DWARF GETS PENIS CAUGHT IN VACUUM CLEANER

CLASSIC!

wicked

Yep, Britain's got talent.

Am I the only one wondering what the act is?

I mean .. maybe he just wanted squeaky clean and dust free

Wow, guess the Scots have some strange festivals going on.

nope i was wondering that myself

holy canollie!!! poor guy ohh wow ... jeeze people do some really odd things

Sword swallowing, by the look of it, lol.

"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E [accident and emergency ward] with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said."


BUT ACTUALLY DOING THE ACT WASN'T EMBARASSING?

It's like what kind of circus do they take their kids to???

Must've sucked.

should have purchased a fleshlight

musical instrument

BREAKING: DWARF GETS PENIS CAUGHT IN VACUUM CLEANER

You don't get a ticker like that on Sky News...

Where's the video?????????

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Last Edited by jnchisox1 on 06/15/2009 07:20 PM

LOL

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Actual cases from the British Medical Journal:

"Case 1--A 60-year-old man said that he was changing the plug of his Hoover Dustette vacuum cleaner in the nude while his wife was out shopping. It 'turned itself on' and caught his penis, causing tears around the external meatus.... Multiple lacerations of the glans [were] repaired with catgut.

"Case 2--A 65-year-old railway signalman was in his signal box when he bent down to pick up his tools and 'caught his penis in a Hoover Dustette, which happened to be switched on.' He suffered extensive lacerations to the glans.

"Case 3--A 49-year-old man was vacuuming his friend's staircase in a loose-fitting dressing gown, when, intending to switch the machine off, he leaned across to reach the plug; 'at that moment his dressing gown became undone and his penis was sucked into the vacuum cleaner.'"
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Take Away Lessons: Please take extreme care when changing the plugs, or bending down to pick up your "tools," or vacuuming staircases in the nude or with your Willy hanging out in a "state of nature."

Er, wait a minute, this guy goes on stage with a vacuum cleaner stuck to his penis and going to the hospital is the MOST embarrassing moment in his life?

Oh, the irony.

I bet (absolutely nothing) that this piece of news was 100x as funny as the act would have been.

It's never embarrassing if you're paid enough.

The embarrassing part was when they used him to clean the back seat of the chief surgeon's car.

Maybe it was a mini vac.

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LoL. Good one. Dwarfbuster!

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