I need someone to help me who is a psychic.

I got an email from a godlikeproductions admin or moderator yesterday, saying that it wasn't against the rules to make a thread about psychic phoenomena as long as I don't spam.

Well, I need psychic help and I am not spamming, so here goes my first thread on psychic phenomena. I just need these 4 questions answered by a psychic. I really need help, so no jokes please and serious replies only.

1)What is the name of the girl who I considered to be my girlfriend in jr. high?

2)What is the name of my future wife?

3)When will I become a God?

4)What is the name of the woman who was shouting, "Whooo" at me out the car window by Wendy's and the Rec Center 1 or 2 summers ago?

Thank you in advance!