Bombdrops on cities and cancers on citizens
Bright nuclear flashes, sent by cold politicians
Roadside bomb packages that go kaboom
These are a few of my favorite dooms!

Grey colored corpses and crisped bodies falling
Doorbells a ringing as fema comes calling
Planes that spread the chemicals that seem to loom
These are a few of my favorite dooms!

Medicos in white coats with their death vaccine stashes
Fallout that settles on my nose and eye lashes
Nuclear winters that spead the gloom
These are a few of my favorite dooms!

When the famine bites, when the needle stings
When I'm feeling doomed,
I simply remember
my favorite dooms
and then I don't feel so bad!