Are you gay, take the Homosexual test

i took it and i´m not gay

Yeah sure summer, that was quick!

no i didn´t take it cuz i know i´m not gay
i don´t need no sticking test

well I did this test and

Straight As Shit
You are 4% gay!
Well, you ARE. Shit is shit. A spade is a spade. An egg is an egg. A gay is a gay. You make no bones about your sexual preference. You´re religious aren´t you? Come on, ´fess up. We know deep down you probably are gay.

im 4percent gay that means summer might have a chance with me

i´m just messing around with you guys that test is for men

You scored higher than 1% on homosexuality

i have a skinhead ?

That you can even visualize the "act" makes you 1 percent gay.

whoaaaa ac USER ID: 87!! with that kind of response you obviously ARE gay. admit it- when your dad would sneak in to your bedroom and ASSRAM you as a child, you actually liked it! cmon! noone will make fun of you! (well mb a FEW people). dont you just wanna stretch your asshole around that budweiser botltle your sippin out of? gay is ok... even if it aint yo cuppa tea...

thousands of nerve endings culminate at the sphincter...so if pleasure is your fortune, then you will have experimented with this region.

If your girl friend sticks her lubed finger or dildo in your ass, does that make you gay or a pleasure king?

Play with that region as you cum and you´ll shoot across the yard. Does that make you gay? I don´t think so.

HOLD THE PHONE!!!

Are you teling me that because I cant stand FAGS that I am one?
So if I loved FAGS then I would NOT be one?
Talk about a crazy fucked up mixed up FAG infested fucked in the head shitstain of an acid tripping doomed to die the death of FAGS planet we live on!!!!!
BRING ON THE DOOM!!!
The sooner the better.

Wow, Judy Garland is my father and Liberace is my mom!

If I come out in the test under 10% Gay, does that mean I´m a little happy, merry chappy, but still don´t like anal?

Why do gays feel the need to pester or pressure other people to admit they´re gay, even such pestering seem forced and unwelcomed?

I never pester or pressure any fag to admit they´re straight or they like women sexually.

Typical Texan
You are 0% gay!
Wow. You REALLY don´t like gayness do you? By any chance do you have a slack jaw or a shotgun? How about 10 kids and an ugly wife? Do you feed your kids roadkill? Sorry, I´m just very stereotypical. You could just be open-minded but not gay. I apologize. But still, I find it hard to believe you´re not from the South.


I didn´t answer the questions about Sister Scissorhand or whatever or the one at the end, that asked whether I considered myself gay. Three of the answers were slanted to be gay, and I don´t know WTF Beyonce is.

Damn Summer,if that´s you,GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!!All I can say is that you look damn good

Yes, TT. And it´s so obvious from all the responses to your threads that EVERYONE is interested in what you think.

i´m feeling gay today...

seriously, ´100% hetero´ is a myth.. there is always some ´homo´ part... it´s how a person handles what they´re dealt that matters... just because you can visualize something doesn´t mean you should do it...

hell, the same would go for a lot of hetero behavior, or even choices we make outside of the sexual realm... just because something presents itself as perhaps ´desirable´ in a daydream is no indicator it should be pursude in ´real life!´

but 100% hetero?... let´s see.. must be a ´real man´... don´t need no stinkin´ love, don´t eat pussy (real men don´t)... seed and then toss women like used tissues and be loved for it (even though you don´t need love)....oh and you would be bald (excess testosterone)... yada...

as for homosexuality (really should not be confused with ´gayness´)... just say ´no´...

oh and remember that a man´s sexuality is often formed by his reaction to women... for example, if women terrify him he will most likely be a fag...

and if his mother never wanted him, no other female ever will either... women can sense that ´unwantedness´ and kick guys like that to the curb really fast....

so for a lot of fags their homo-ness is a reaction to the fact that they can´t get the real thing...


lol

to be fair, the kind of stuff that goes on in sf (1000s of partners per year and such) is phreaking GROSS.... that´s just plain ´sex´* addiction... and men are far more into that than women.. it´s tough to find a woman to have sex with all of the time, and that´s what at least some homos (flamers) are after.... endless sex... and they get that from the other flamers... again, very difficult to get this from women without having a large, er... bankroll...


too bad we couldn´t have had ´two girls for every guy´...

* my uncle (rest in peace) argued cogently that homosexual ´sex´ is not really ´sex´ at all... and i would tend to agree...

Queerern´ a 3 dollar bill!

Did he say 100%?

...went and looked at the test... talke about G A Y...

summer1,
I like your avatar...


so, did I pass?

How gay are europeans?

i am 99% QUEEN.. looks like i missed out on that breeder thing again..thank GOD. lol

Straight As Shit
You are 8% gay!

And I was honest

Yeah sure. Most men perfer "giant fake silicon plastic breasts" you never know when you might need a life jacket.

Most men also like little tiny butts with no girlie hips at all, you know the little 10 year old boyscout look? Also, for the hell of it throw on some huge fake plastic breasts so that the world will think I am straight. PLeeZZZe........

Maybe it´s not that men today are gay hey maybe they are only wanting a transvestite, yeah that´s it, what´s so wrong with this? Does this make one gay!!!!!!

I WOULD SAY, YEAH!!!!!!

0% but, it said I must be from Texas, and I thought only steers and queers come from Texas.

You don't but sadly a lot of people do. Some even kill