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Muslim leaders ask followers to convert 'extra terrestrials' to Islam

 
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Muslim leaders ask followers to convert 'extra terrestrials' to Islam
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London, Jan 3 (ANI): Militant leader Omar Bakri has ordered his followers to convert ‘aliens’ to Islam.

Bakri, 50, is said to have issued the decree during a bizarre rant posted on an extremist website, in which he said Muslims needed to spread the word of Islam all over the world and across the galaxy too.

We are obliged as Muslims to make the whole galaxy subservient to almighty Allah. Allah has created all living beings in order to obey him and worship him, the Sun quoted him as saying.



i wonder if aliens show up how many muslims will commit suicide after knowing that thier religion was false


btw the vatican has also said that if ET show up we will baptise them



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11/21/2009 07:08 AM
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Re: Muslim leaders ask followers to convert 'extra terrestrials' to Islam
I dont think highly advanced species will accept ignorant backwards religion based on nothing more than superstition and male supremacy over women.
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11/21/2009 07:08 AM
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Re: Muslim leaders ask followers to convert 'extra terrestrials' to Islam
Is this a joke?
I love it!
So cute, so narowminded, so....
islam.
laugh

Hope the aliens say no, otherwise they will send their shuttles in orbit to make loud noise in the ether 5* p/d which they call: come to pray with us!
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Re: Muslim leaders ask followers to convert 'extra terrestrials' to Islam
I dont think highly advanced species will accept ignorant backwards religion based on nothing more than superstition and male supremacy over women.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 813970

Well, it could give the Klingons some extra arrouse to their marriage.
chuckle
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11/21/2009 07:11 AM
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Re: Muslim leaders ask followers to convert 'extra terrestrials' to Islam
Get the feeling that world religions are preparing for something?
Getting their story straight ahead of time?

I just get that vibe from recent events...

Prolly nothing.
mathetes

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11/21/2009 07:13 AM
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Re: Muslim leaders ask followers to convert 'extra terrestrials' to Islam
Eh! The jokes on us...the aliens will ALREADY be Muslims
For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise in your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in.
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11/21/2009 07:18 AM
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Re: Muslim leaders ask followers to convert 'extra terrestrials' to Islam
aliens pissing there pants .
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11/21/2009 07:29 AM
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Re: Muslim leaders ask followers to convert 'extra terrestrials' to Islam
lol
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11/21/2009 07:34 AM
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Re: Muslim leaders ask followers to convert 'extra terrestrials' to Islam
Eh! The jokes on us...the aliens will ALREADY be Muslims
 Quoting: mathetes


Oh please

Aliens are a product of Islam?

This must be a piss take
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11/21/2009 07:36 AM
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Re: Muslim leaders ask followers to convert 'extra terrestrials' to Islam
Wat about the rabbis ? I would be interested to know what they think, apart from what the moolahs have already said.
mathetes

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11/21/2009 07:38 AM
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Re: Muslim leaders ask followers to convert 'extra terrestrials' to Islam
Eh! The jokes on us...the aliens will ALREADY be Muslims


Oh please

Aliens are a product of Islam?


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 821295

Other way around
For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise in your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in.
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11/21/2009 07:42 AM
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Re: Muslim leaders ask followers to convert 'extra terrestrials' to Islam
[link to www.newspostonline.com]
London, Jan 3 (ANI): Militant leader Omar Bakri has ordered his followers to convert ‘aliens’ to Islam.

Bakri, 50, is said to have issued the decree during a bizarre rant posted on an extremist website, in which he said Muslims needed to spread the word of Islam all over the world and across the galaxy too.

We are obliged as Muslims to make the whole galaxy subservient to almighty Allah. Allah has created all living beings in order to obey him and worship him, the Sun quoted him as saying.



i wonder if aliens show up how many muslims will commit suicide after knowing that thier religion was false


btw the vatican has also said that if ET show up we will baptise them



1rof1

plz pin
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 823719


Only greys will agree, and then slowly control them.
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11/21/2009 07:45 AM
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Re: Muslim leaders ask followers to convert 'extra terrestrials' to Islam
lol, think big.





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