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What To Do In A Winter Power Outage
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light a fire, find some blankets and pillows for sleeping in front of it, and talk your partner into trying all those sexual things you always thought were too nasty to really do!! That should take an hour or two for most guys. However, if your spouse turns out to be an expert at deep throating you, it's not good form to ask if she's been practicing on someone new lately! Just thank your lucky stars and let her swing on that thing until the power is back on. Then find yourself a good lawyer and divorce the slut! You and I know she never could do that before and she's obviously been sucking a major cock to get that much expertise that quickly!
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