If they have a little dog under the table they are also suspect...

Yes, always look for a little dog under the table. And look out for the color green. Vegans give themselves away by wearing green hats like the ones you see on St. Patrick's Day.



I hear there is a perfume which (when sprayed on ones clothing) makes a person smell like they have been engaged in outdoor barbeque grilling. Will the deception ever end?