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CO-WORKER COUGHING ALL OVER ME, NOW MY THROAT TICKLES...

 
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Yesterday my co-worker was talking to me while leaning on the filing cabinet by my desk and starts hacking up a lung (without covering his mouth of course). Now my throat tickles and my nose is runny--what do I get him for a Christmas present at the office party since he was so kind to me...
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12/18/2009 10:51 AM
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Re: CO-WORKER COUGHING ALL OVER ME, NOW MY THROAT TICKLES...
Do you have access to Hydrogen Peroxide?
If I were you in your situation, I would put two drops of HP in each ear and let it fizz.

Then I would take 2 drops of oregano oil in a tsp. of olive oil. And drink a full glass of water.

The malady trying to get a foothold in my body would be gone within minutes to an hour.

If I waited too long before I began the Oregano oil, I might have to take it again in a couple of hours, if the symptoms still persist.

I haven't had a time yet when I needed more than that.

You can look up both cures on the net. They are extremely effective and well-documented. Be sure to get 100% pure Oregano oil. NOW sells it for about 13$ for a small bottle that will last you a lifetime.
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12/18/2009 10:53 AM
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Re: CO-WORKER COUGHING ALL OVER ME, NOW MY THROAT TICKLES...
Do you have access to Hydrogen Peroxide?
If I were you in your situation, I would put two drops of HP in each ear and let it fizz.

Then I would take 2 drops of oregano oil in a tsp. of olive oil. And drink a full glass of water.

The malady trying to get a foothold in my body would be gone within minutes to an hour.

If I waited too long before I began the Oregano oil, I might have to take it again in a couple of hours, if the symptoms still persist.

I haven't had a time yet when I needed more than that.

You can look up both cures on the net. They are extremely effective and well-documented. Be sure to get 100% pure Oregano oil. NOW sells it for about 13$ for a small bottle that will last you a lifetime.
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I'll try anything right now, thanks.
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12/18/2009 10:56 AM
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Re: CO-WORKER COUGHING ALL OVER ME, NOW MY THROAT TICKLES...
Yesterday my co-worker was talking to me while leaning on the filing cabinet by my desk and starts hacking up a lung (without covering his mouth of course). Now my throat tickles and my nose is runny--what do I get him for a Christmas present at the office party since he was so kind to me...
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A dildo.
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Re: CO-WORKER COUGHING ALL OVER ME, NOW MY THROAT TICKLES...
Tell him thanks for coughing in your face and if you wind up with diarrhea, you will return the favor.
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12/18/2009 10:58 AM
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Re: CO-WORKER COUGHING ALL OVER ME, NOW MY THROAT TICKLES...
Do you have access to Hydrogen Peroxide?
If I were you in your situation, I would put two drops of HP in each ear and let it fizz.

Then I would take 2 drops of oregano oil in a tsp. of olive oil. And drink a full glass of water.

The malady trying to get a foothold in my body would be gone within minutes to an hour.

If I waited too long before I began the Oregano oil, I might have to take it again in a couple of hours, if the symptoms still persist.

I haven't had a time yet when I needed more than that.

You can look up both cures on the net. They are extremely effective and well-documented. Be sure to get 100% pure Oregano oil. NOW sells it for about 13$ for a small bottle that will last you a lifetime.


I'll try anything right now, thanks.
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Apparently almost all 'germs' come in through the ears which is why the Hydrogine Peroxide is so effective. It may take care of what ails you all by itself if the Oregano Oil is not handy.

Oregano Oil is very spicey hot which is why you cut it with the olive oil and have a glass of water handy.

And if your ears are still fizzing, you can redo the HP until you hear no more fizzing...
Good luck!
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12/18/2009 10:59 AM
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Re: CO-WORKER COUGHING ALL OVER ME, NOW MY THROAT TICKLES...
just have diarrhea all over their face.
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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12/18/2009 11:00 AM
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Re: CO-WORKER COUGHING ALL OVER ME, NOW MY THROAT TICKLES...
Fuck him and give him hepatitis.
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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12/18/2009 11:04 AM
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Re: CO-WORKER COUGHING ALL OVER ME, NOW MY THROAT TICKLES...
that was brief. and to the point.
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12/18/2009 11:14 AM
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Re: CO-WORKER COUGHING ALL OVER ME, NOW MY THROAT TICKLES...
put 5 drops of ClearEyes in his coffee ;)
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Re: CO-WORKER COUGHING ALL OVER ME, NOW MY THROAT TICKLES...
Yesterday my co-worker was talking to me while leaning on the filing cabinet by my desk and starts hacking up a lung (without covering his mouth of course). Now my throat tickles and my nose is runny--what do I get him for a Christmas present at the office party since he was so kind to me...
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It usually takes about a week for one to catch a cold. My advice would be massive doses of vitamin c ASAP along with those over-the-counter cold prevention vitamins like 'Airborn'
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12/18/2009 11:16 AM
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Re: CO-WORKER COUGHING ALL OVER ME, NOW MY THROAT TICKLES...
Give your co worker a chair......over the head....





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