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I just discovered I have love handles

 
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I just discovered I have love handles
I posed in the mirror and lifted my arms and to my surprise I have love handles. They say once you get love handles your life is halfway over
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There was just a healthbreak on about intestinal fat being more unhealthy for the heart than ass fat. Don't want too much fat on the organs. It was a doctor. I didn't catch his name. Take it for what it's worth.
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Oh bullsh*t!

Exercise m'love.

True, we lose elasticity as we get older (don't I know that) but, extra fat and flub are optional!

At least you still have a handle on life....or did THAT break off too? (smile)
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Re: I just discovered I have love handles
Welcome to not being young any longer.

That's the bad news. The good news is that most plastic surgeons charge from 2500 to 3500 and they're gone. Permanently. And you have your shape without having to work out five or six days of the week and watch every mouthful of food you may eat, too. Fast, easy, and it works. After it's done you'll look like your body did at 20 again!
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GROWNING OLD SUCK DON'T IT!!!......
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When people become so skinny you can see a "six pack of ribs" you will long for those "love handles".
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tough luck fatty. time to stop the orgy of consumption and start exercising some self control. no more twinkies, ho-ho's, ding dongs, yodels or big wheels for you.
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Re: I just discovered I have love handles
I posed in the mirror and lifted my arms and to my surprise I have love handles. They say once you get love handles your life is halfway over
 Quoting: sucks being me 840001

How old are you, honey?
XXP .

Get to the point, then shut up..
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Re: I just discovered I have love handles
When people become so skinny you can see a "six pack of ribs" you will long for those "love handles".
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Good point. I like women with some meat on their bones. Not those anorexic Auschwitz-type women.

It;s like trying to have sex with a skeleton from your biology class.

Last Edited by Silenced Cardinal on 01/30/2010 09:19 PM
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
now enjoy them ;)
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
now enjoy them ;)
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I posed in the mirror and lifted my arms and to my surprise I have love handles. They say once you get love handles your life is halfway over

How old are you, honey?
 Quoting: XPMarksthe

27
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Re: I just discovered I have love handles
I posed in the mirror and lifted my arms and to my surprise I have love handles. They say once you get love handles your life is halfway over
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What do "they" say about saddlebags?
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Re: I just discovered I have love handles
I posed in the mirror and lifted my arms and to my surprise I have love handles. They say once you get love handles your life is halfway over

How old are you, honey?

27
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 840001

27! Then, you can easily lose those "handles" - a little more exercise, a little less liquor, fat, fast food....

Perhaps hire a trainer for six months to get you in a new routine. Helped for me, and I'm over 50. You are very young - don't despair!

Last Edited by XPMarksthe on 01/30/2010 09:45 PM
XXP .

Get to the point, then shut up..
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Re: I just discovered I have love handles
ive been at 135 for the past 15 yrs or so and im 26. believ me when i say if i could bottle and sell my metabolism to others i would in a heartbeat.not for the money but just so i dont have to hear another person cvech about their wait ever again.
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Re: I just discovered I have love handles
I posed in the mirror and lifted my arms and to my surprise I have love handles. They say once you get love handles your life is halfway over

How old are you, honey?

27
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 840001


your life isn't half over-you can't get away "with murder" anymore as far as diet and exercize goes-very normal.

Biking and running a couple times a week in addition to laying off junk through the week and eating more fruit and veggies will take care of that. Don't diet or do anything to extreme unless you are fully committed to being a gym nazi..

if you avoid these food through the week for 6 weeks you will see a difference

Beer
hamburger helper Mcdonalds, taco Bell and KFC, etc
candy bars, donuts, xhipa
bacon

On weekend have what you want but MOVE yer ass-if you've had a desk job-add running and especially BIKING ON THE RAD-not the gym a couple times a week-if its winter when you are-then bike at the gym but s a guy, you will get much better results biking on the road and up hill. Builds amazing torso muscles, legs and thins hips (love handles).

sit ups and crusnch really do nothing unless you ass arobic exercize and change diet.

You can still eat eggs, meat, sandwiches and veggies fruit and treats- don't diet-No fast food through the week and processed food, beer is bad cause it catches up over time-keep it for the weekend on a work out day.

hope this helps-in 6 weeks they should be gone.
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Re: I just discovered I have love handles
I posed in the mirror and lifted my arms and to my surprise I have love handles. They say once you get love handles your life is halfway over

How old are you, honey?

27


your life isn't half over-you can't get away "with murder" anymore as far as diet and exercize goes-very normal.

Biking and running a couple times a week in addition to laying off junk through the week and eating more fruit and veggies will take care of that. Don't diet or do anything to extreme unless you are fully committed to being a gym nazi..

if you avoid these food through the week for 6 weeks you will see a difference

Beer
hamburger helper Mcdonalds, taco Bell and KFC, etc
candy bars, donuts, xhipa
bacon

On weekend have what you want but MOVE yer ass-if you've had a desk job-add running and especially BIKING ON THE RAD-not the gym a couple times a week-if its winter when you are-then bike at the gym but s a guy, you will get much better results biking on the road and up hill. Builds amazing torso muscles, legs and thins hips (love handles).

sit ups and crusnch really do nothing unless you ass arobic exercize and change diet.

You can still eat eggs, meat, sandwiches and veggies fruit and treats- don't diet-No fast food through the week and processed food, beer is bad cause it catches up over time-keep it for the weekend on a work out day.

hope this helps-in 6 weeks they should be gone.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 749713

Xipa-is "Chips and corn chips" etc-bad, bad typing on my part-apologies.
XPMarksthe

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Re: I just discovered I have love handles
I posed in the mirror and lifted my arms and to my surprise I have love handles. They say once you get love handles your life is halfway over

How old are you, honey?

27


your life isn't half over-you can't get away "with murder" anymore as far as diet and exercize goes-very normal.

Biking and running a couple times a week in addition to laying off junk through the week and eating more fruit and veggies will take care of that. Don't diet or do anything to extreme unless you are fully committed to being a gym nazi..

if you avoid these food through the week for 6 weeks you will see a difference

Beer
hamburger helper Mcdonalds, taco Bell and KFC, etc
candy bars, donuts, xhipa
bacon

On weekend have what you want but MOVE yer ass-if you've had a desk job-add running and especially BIKING ON THE RAD-not the gym a couple times a week-if its winter when you are-then bike at the gym but s a guy, you will get much better results biking on the road and up hill. Builds amazing torso muscles, legs and thins hips (love handles).

sit ups and crusnch really do nothing unless you ass arobic exercize and change diet.

You can still eat eggs, meat, sandwiches and veggies fruit and treats- don't diet-No fast food through the week and processed food, beer is bad cause it catches up over time-keep it for the weekend on a work out day.

hope this helps-in 6 weeks they should be gone.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 749713

Excellent advice!
XXP .

Get to the point, then shut up..





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