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User ID: 871944 Canada 02/13/2010 01:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Least our country runs head long into enforcing the agenda of the anti-christ. Quoting: ashesand sackclothOh, is that what you call it? Well heads up there studd mufffin, now and then, you may want to do it in a country without oil and that needs aid, not their babies killed with depleted uranium.... it'll make your story appear a bit more believable. When you start bringing bags of rice to your "enforcing the agenda" parties instead of the WMD that you normally bring, then and only then can you use that sorry ass excuse. The only agenda that US is enforcing is that of the CFR, Bildaberg's, Freemason's or it's own...(White House). By the way, those of us OUTSIDE of the US don't call it "head long" to help... we call it dictatorship, invasion, war crimes and murder.. but you call it whatever you have to in order to sleep at night... but before you go to sleep, check out some of these cute kids, yea you're making lots of friends overseas, may their images be forever burned into your conscience. [link to www.mindfully.org] Before you BS people that you do what you do as some sort of religious save the world mentality, go put an end to Darfur, go feed the starving in the Sudan etc etc... country with oil=your days are numbered.... it's that simple.... it's not about the US giving a shit about anything other than attempting to delay peak oil. Last Edited by Kim on 02/13/2010 05:50 PM |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 889860 Canada 02/13/2010 01:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | fuck with canada fuck with the world everyone loves us Quoting: ashesand sackclothevery one hates you wear a canada flag anywhere try wearing a usa flag good luck 1812 Yah your popular cause you don't do much of anything. Least our country runs head long into enforcing the agenda of the anti-christ. What you guys got? A winter olymics. wow we have weed lots and lots of weed some of you fucked up people need some (we have a bombless olympics)GO CANADA GO |
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(OP) User ID: 57834 United States 02/13/2010 01:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Least our country runs head long into enforcing the agenda of the anti-christ. Quoting: KimOh, is that what you call it? Well heads up there studd mufffin, now and then, you may want to do it in a country without oil and that needs aid, not their babies killed with depleted uranium.... Before you BS people that you do what you do as some sort of religious save teh world mentality, go put an end to Dufar, go feed the starving in the Sudan etc etc... country with oil=your days are numbered.... it's that simple.... it's not about the US giving a shit about anything other than attempting to delay peak oil. You don't get me do you Kim. |
:) User ID: 888630 Canada 02/13/2010 01:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | C'mon up and ride the luge, I dare ya. Quoting: BluebirdNow that's funny, I don't care who you are! Betcha have a few other things we could test out while up there, right? And I just want you to know all your geese belong to us and are down here eating everything in sight and shitting all over the new pond at the local high school track. LOL! We've still got the geese and ducks that made it through last years migratory anti-aircraft fire last year, I think they've got PTSD and are on welfare down at the local lake. Even in winter we can still find a patch of green |
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Bluebird
User ID: 730536 United States 02/13/2010 01:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Least our country runs head long into enforcing the agenda of the anti-christ. Quoting: KimOh, is that what you call it? Well heads up there studd mufffin, now and then, you may want to do it in a country without oil and that needs aid, not their babies killed with depleted uranium.... Before you BS people that you do what you do as some sort of religious save teh world mentality, go put an end to Dufar, go feed the starving in the Sudan etc etc... country with oil=your days are numbered.... it's that simple.... it's not about the US giving a shit about anything other than attempting to delay peak oil. Well, certainly no one can ever accuse Canada of doing anything, lol! As for DU, look up the word "depleted" for better understanding as it regards uranium. I mean, you'd think it would do the same to the workers making it and troops, etc. Iraqi oil auctions went to Russia and China as no U.S. companies bid on them. We have several reserves we have never drilled here including one close to Canadian border. Hey, maybe we can slant drill and steal yours? One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one. Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway. Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy |
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User ID: 730536 United States 02/13/2010 01:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | fuck with canada fuck with the world everyone loves us Quoting: Anonymous Coward 889860every one hates you wear a canada flag anywhere try wearing a usa flag good luck 1812 Yah your popular cause you don't do much of anything. Least our country runs head long into enforcing the agenda of the anti-christ. What you guys got? A winter olymics. wow we have weed lots and lots of weed some of you fucked up people need some (we have a bombless olympics)GO CANADA GO Yeah but we can grow weed. Outside and everything. Think of the possibilities. One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one. Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway. Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 848747 Canada 02/13/2010 01:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Kim, we spend similar amounts of our GDP on the military. Quoting: BluebirdAshes, you think the world cares if we invade canada? You think they would stick their neck out and take on the US in a naval and air war for you? There is someone from almost every country in the world that lives in Canada. I think most countries in the world would have something to say if Canada was attacked. Anyways, the US is like the Roman empire: completely over-extended with overseas wars, and collapsing at home. It will not be able to sustain any more wars for much longer. Anyways X2: the US would never attack Canada. This has been a silly thread, started by someone without much wit. Oh, I think it's pretty damned funny. And it's not as though we'd have to call up any real troops, could just send the Girl Scouts. And they could sell cookies while at it. Besides, we already have all the good ones like Alex Trebeck, hahaha. There is the difference, then, between American and Canadian humour. We have plenty of hockey playing Girl Scouts up here. They know how to shoot, and score! |
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User ID: 730536 United States 02/13/2010 01:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Least our country runs head long into enforcing the agenda of the anti-christ. Quoting: ashesand sackclothOh, is that what you call it? Well heads up there studd mufffin, now and then, you may want to do it in a country without oil and that needs aid, not their babies killed with depleted uranium.... Before you BS people that you do what you do as some sort of religious save teh world mentality, go put an end to Dufar, go feed the starving in the Sudan etc etc... country with oil=your days are numbered.... it's that simple.... it's not about the US giving a shit about anything other than attempting to delay peak oil. You don't get me do you Kim. Must be all that cold, frostbite of the brain or something! No sense of humor at all. Surely to God, Canadians know we would NEVER do anything like attack them for shit's sake! But I didn't know they had lost their sense of humor. At least no matter how hard times get, I hope to never do that. I think some get you and some don't. We had snow in the Deep South today so we have succeeded in stealing all their snow at least. And those charming geese that will chase you and try to actually bite you and your little dog, too. One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one. Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway. Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy |
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(OP) User ID: 57834 United States 02/13/2010 01:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Least our country runs head long into enforcing the agenda of the anti-christ. Quoting: BluebirdOh, is that what you call it? Well heads up there studd mufffin, now and then, you may want to do it in a country without oil and that needs aid, not their babies killed with depleted uranium.... Before you BS people that you do what you do as some sort of religious save teh world mentality, go put an end to Dufar, go feed the starving in the Sudan etc etc... country with oil=your days are numbered.... it's that simple.... it's not about the US giving a shit about anything other than attempting to delay peak oil. You don't get me do you Kim. Must be all that cold, frostbite of the brain or something! No sense of humor at all. Surely to God, Canadians know we would NEVER do anything like attack them for shit's sake! But I didn't know they had lost their sense of humor. At least no matter how hard times get, I hope to never do that. I think some get you and some don't. We had snow in the Deep South today so we have succeeded in stealing all their snow at least. And those charming geese that will chase you and try to actually bite you and your little dog, too. How deep in the south I wonder? Driving distance ? |
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User ID: 730536 United States 02/13/2010 01:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Kim, we spend similar amounts of our GDP on the military. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 848747Ashes, you think the world cares if we invade canada? You think they would stick their neck out and take on the US in a naval and air war for you? There is someone from almost every country in the world that lives in Canada. I think most countries in the world would have something to say if Canada was attacked. Anyways, the US is like the Roman empire: completely over-extended with overseas wars, and collapsing at home. It will not be able to sustain any more wars for much longer. Anyways X2: the US would never attack Canada. This has been a silly thread, started by someone without much wit. Oh, I think it's pretty damned funny. And it's not as though we'd have to call up any real troops, could just send the Girl Scouts. And they could sell cookies while at it. Besides, we already have all the good ones like Alex Trebeck, hahaha. There is the difference, then, between American and Canadian humour. We have plenty of hockey playing Girl Scouts up here. They know how to shoot, and score! Actually, I always adored Alex. Yeah, I bet you do have those girls and they have the missing front teeth to prove it, too. The fun sports in Canada are unlimited I know. Not only do you have hockey which is actually fighting on skates but ice fishing and things like curling! Wow, what more could a person want! One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one. Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway. Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy |
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User ID: 730536 United States 02/13/2010 01:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well, perhaps we'll just have to change our plans and invade some people with a sense of humor. I'd vote for the Scottish if I could understand a word they say. Better booze anyway. One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one. Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway. Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 870811 Canada 02/13/2010 01:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Kim, we spend similar amounts of our GDP on the military. Quoting: BluebirdAshes, you think the world cares if we invade canada? You think they would stick their neck out and take on the US in a naval and air war for you? There is someone from almost every country in the world that lives in Canada. I think most countries in the world would have something to say if Canada was attacked. Anyways, the US is like the Roman empire: completely over-extended with overseas wars, and collapsing at home. It will not be able to sustain any more wars for much longer. Anyways X2: the US would never attack Canada. This has been a silly thread, started by someone without much wit. Oh, I think it's pretty damned funny. And it's not as though we'd have to call up any real troops, could just send the Girl Scouts. And they could sell cookies while at it. Besides, we already have all the good ones like Alex Trebeck, hahaha. There is the difference, then, between American and Canadian humour. We have plenty of hockey playing Girl Scouts up here. They know how to shoot, and score! Actually, I always adored Alex. Yeah, I bet you do have those girls and they have the missing front teeth to prove it, too. The fun sports in Canada are unlimited I know. Not only do you have hockey which is actually fighting on skates but ice fishing and things like curling! Wow, what more could a person want! Hmmmm the hatred of the rest of the world, a 3 trillion dollar debt and Vince (slap chop goof). Oh wait damn americans got those first lol. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 870811 Canada 02/13/2010 01:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well, perhaps we'll just have to change our plans and invade some people with a sense of humor. I'd vote for the Scottish if I could understand a word they say. Better booze anyway. Quoting: BluebirdHave you tried you own beer? hint: beer is not supposed to be a soft drink |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 848747 Canada 02/13/2010 01:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well, perhaps we'll just have to change our plans and invade some people with a sense of humor. I'd vote for the Scottish if I could understand a word they say. Better booze anyway. Quoting: BluebirdCanadians have a fantastic sense of humour. (Many "American funny-men" are actually Canadian.) There is more of a British influence however. That is why I wrote: there is the difference between Canadian and American humour. To my perspective Canadian humour is more about wit, and American humour is like a Three Stooges, running-around farce(like this silly thread!) Humour is actually funnier with the extra u. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 819509 Canada 02/13/2010 02:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well, perhaps we'll just have to change our plans and invade some people with a sense of humor. I'd vote for the Scottish if I could understand a word they say. Better booze anyway. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 848747Canadians have a fantastic sense of humour. (Many "American funny-men" are actually Canadian.) There is more of a British influence however. That is why I wrote: there is the difference between Canadian and American humour. To my perspective Canadian humour is more about wit, and American humour is like a Three Stooges, running-around farce(like this silly thread!) Humour is actually funnier with the extra u. I agree with you; American comedy is rather bland. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 880926 United States 02/13/2010 02:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Five pages and no one has mentioned the movie Canadian Bacon yet? Come on people, you guys are slipping. [link to www.youtube.com] |
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