Lets go to war with Canada

Outlasted my Canada. Really going to bed since it's about 3am here. God Save the Queen or whatever you guys say. Nite Nite and remember it's always warmer in Florida this time of year. I do.

I'm going to ask one more time how far south and see what happens.



Moi? About as far as you can get, lol. Alabama where we had snow today all the way to the Gulf of Mexico. And the Canadians didn't!

How many Molsons can you swig till you pass out?

If you havn't caught on by now. I love Canada and Canadians. I even drink Canada Dry for peats sake. I don't really understand the border between us and the fact that most all Canadians live within 75 miles of the US boarder.


You mean you'd like no border, and Canada would integrate with your culture?



I'd be OK with that. Then I could get some of those snow shoes really cheap maybe. We don't ever have snow except today so not sure where I could wear them but they just look really interesting.

And we might have to have some restrictions on totem poles everywhere but otherwise, it'd prolly be great.


Yeah it seems the furniture will have to be rearranged for you. What do we get out of it?

Did you hear when they announced the Cdn national anthem?, they called it the "Vice Regal Salut!" and the cameras were on the GG...

WTF was that?

Harper gave some political payback.., or should I be that cynical?

I'm going to ask one more time how far south and see what happens.



Moi? About as far as you can get, lol. Alabama where we had snow today all the way to the Gulf of Mexico. And the Canadians didn't!

We had some normal snow around here about a week ago. I shoveled so that I could get my car out, and ignored the rest. I have good boots, and ignore the snow between my front door and the garage. If I can get the car out? ...then who cares about the rest?

If you havn't caught on by now. I love Canada and Canadians. I even drink Canada Dry for peats sake. I don't really understand the border between us and the fact that most all Canadians live within 75 miles of the US boarder.


You mean you'd like no border, and Canada would integrate with your culture?



I'd be OK with that. Then I could get some of those snow shoes really cheap maybe. We don't ever have snow except today so not sure where I could wear them but they just look really interesting.

And we might have to have some restrictions on totem poles everywhere but otherwise, it'd prolly be great.


Yeah it seems the furniture will have to be rearranged for you. What do we get out of it?



Nope, I'm fexible. I guess those of you that want to could get out of the snow? Well, normally you could but all bets are off this year. You could beat the snow off your miniture palm trees to try to keep them from freezing.

What would you like?

I'm going to ask one more time how far south and see what happens.



Moi? About as far as you can get, lol. Alabama where we had snow today all the way to the Gulf of Mexico. And the Canadians didn't!

We had some normal snow around here about a week ago. I shoveled so that I could get my car out, and ignored the rest. I have good boots, and ignore the snow between my front door and the garage. If I can get the car out? ...then who cares about the rest?



Well, we have no snow plows and just have to wait for it to melt. Usually it does the next day, however. Washington, D.C. doesn't have enough either and almost half of theirs are broken now.

Our little snow was pretty but it was total slush, couldn't even make a decent snowball. So we put rocks in the middle instead, just kidding!

Fresh citrus? Satsuma oranges and the rare and elusive clemtines? Flowers that bloom in the winter? Lots of birds in winter?

We're not talking tourist attractions but removing the border so it would be a two way deal. What's in it for us for that matter?

Fresh citrus? Satsuma oranges and the rare and elusive clemtines? Flowers that bloom in the winter? Lots of birds in winter?

We're not talking tourist attractions but removing the border so it would be a two way deal. What's in it for us for that matter?

We have many resources that perhaps you are not aware of. This is the reason that your government is interested in us.

Did you hear when they announced the Cdn national anthem?, they called it the "Vice Regal Salut!" and the cameras were on the GG...

WTF was that?

Harper gave some political payback.., or should I be that cynical?

To offset the frozen tundra, we have relentless humidity that will give you a heat stroke for about eight months out of the year.

Fresh citrus? Satsuma oranges and the rare and elusive clemtines? Flowers that bloom in the winter? Lots of birds in winter?

We're not talking tourist attractions but removing the border so it would be a two way deal. What's in it for us for that matter?

We have many resources that perhaps you are not aware of. This is the reason that your government is interested in us.

To offset the frozen tundra, we have relentless humidity that will give you a heat stroke for about eight months out of the year.

If you think that "climate" has to do with anything? Then you are simply..."simple".

Fresh citrus? Satsuma oranges and the rare and elusive clemtines? Flowers that bloom in the winter? Lots of birds in winter?

We're not talking tourist attractions but removing the border so it would be a two way deal. What's in it for us for that matter?

We have many resources that perhaps you are not aware of. This is the reason that your government is interested in us.



The current government is not even interested in us let alone anybody else. They are much too busy frittering away tax money on worthless "projects" and running the economy into the ground. We don't manufacture anything much any more so don't use natural resources as much as when we did.

But we have lots of shops that can give an amazing manicure! Pedicure, too, for that matter. One on every corner now.

To offset the frozen tundra, we have relentless humidity that will give you a heat stroke for about eight months out of the year.

If you think that "climate" has to do with anything? Then you are simply..."simple".



Guess you are right. So much for attempts at being friendly with our charming neighbors to the north.

Yes, let's each just enjoy what we have and be thankful.

To offset the frozen tundra, we have relentless humidity that will give you a heat stroke for about eight months out of the year.

If you think that "climate" has to do with anything? Then you are simply..."simple".



Guess you are right. So much for attempts at being friendly with our charming neighbors to the north.

Yes, let's each just enjoy what we have and be thankful.

I mean you no disrespect. In fact I offer you my friendship if you are a strait up type of person.

The current government is not even interested in us let alone anybody else. They are much too busy frittering away tax money on worthless "projects" and running the economy into the ground. We don't manufacture anything much any more so don't use natural resources as much as when we did.

But we have lots of shops that can give an amazing manicure! Pedicure, too, for that matter. One on every corner now.

The way that I see it is this... We are only a matter of months behind you. What evil comes to you...we are next.

The main difference between us seems to be the second ammendment. We cannot defend ourselves.

We have many resources that perhaps you are not aware of. This is the reason that your government is interested in us.



The current government is not even interested in us let alone anybody else. They are much too busy frittering away tax money on worthless "projects" and running the economy into the ground. We don't manufacture anything much any more so don't use natural resources as much as when we did.

But we have lots of shops that can give an amazing manicure! Pedicure, too, for that matter. One on every corner now.

The current government is not even interested in us let alone anybody else. They are much too busy frittering away tax money on worthless "projects" and running the economy into the ground. We don't manufacture anything much any more so don't use natural resources as much as when we did.

But we have lots of shops that can give an amazing manicure! Pedicure, too, for that matter. One on every corner now.

The way that I see it is this... We are only a matter of months behind you. What evil comes to you...we are next.

The main difference between us seems to be the second ammendment. We cannot defend ourselves.

Mexicao will go first. But yeah, it is true. 80% of Canada's economy comes from trading with the USA. Unless we can get the Chinese to start gobbling up our resources in the American way, we will be going down too. But wait, china owns US debt, so they are going down too. It is right: we are all fucked together. :)
You dont need weapons so much if you are working collectively, and trust your neighbours.

I AM 43, LIVE IN MY MOTHERS BASEMENT, AND AS SURE AS YOU CANADIANS WERE INCREDIBLY BRAVE AT NORMANDY, I WILL KICK YOUR ASS SO HARD YOUR QUEEN FEELS IT INSTEAD OF THE STICK THAT IS CURRENTLY UP IT. YOU ARE GOING DOWN LIKE THE AMERICAN DOLLAR IN RELATION TO THE STUPID, ODD SHAPED CURRENCY YOU USE WITH DUCKS AND SHIT ON IT.

They are close and we could send boyscouts with rocks to attack/defeat them

I have guns biatches and I will use them.

Bring it princess!

They are close and we could send boyscouts with rocks to attack/defeat them

I have guns biatches and I will use them.

oh why send the boy scouts in... send the brownies