I AM THE RHODIUM MEDAL WINNER IN MENS FIGURE SKATING 2010

AFTER WOWING the judges in a VIP ONLY AFTERPARTY at the vancouver olympics - with a triple MCTWIST off off the penalty box rail. followed by a reverse 1440 BACKFLIP.

I WAS AWARDED THE RHODIUM MEDAL FOR THE VANCOUVER OLYMPICS

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MUCH RARER AND MORE EXPENSIVE THAN PLATINUM.

at the ceremony PLUSHENKO threw a fit - so i called him out to center ice. pulled his fairy blouse over his head. pumelled his kidneys, as i threw his knees to the ice and then delivered the KO PUNCH to his bitchy little jaw knocking out 12 teeth