| I would pledge my fealty to the illuminati at this point. | 5 | 558 | (1) | 11/08/12 2:04 PM | 11/08/12 2:25 PM |
| I had the opportunity to steal my very own voting machine yesterday. | 0 | 320 | N/A | 11/06/12 3:31 PM | 11/06/12 3:31 PM |
| A little brokenhearted this evening. Lets have a cheerful chat. | 4 | 482 | N/A | 10/04/12 11:34 PM | 10/05/12 12:34 AM |
| Why didnt anyone tell how fucking cool Game of Thrones was? | 25 | 958 | N/A | 08/24/12 7:41 PM | 08/24/12 10:18 PM |
| Madly in love with my best friend. Page 1, 2 | 40 | 2,313 | (6) | 08/20/12 9:18 PM | 08/21/12 7:09 PM |
| Smoking wax with a titanium nail and vapor globe. | 23 | 5,192 | N/A | 08/15/12 4:37 PM | 05/13/13 2:03 PM |
| Trying to wake up family members without coming off as the family wackjob. Page 1, 2 | 48 | 1,846 | (3) | 08/13/12 1:34 AM | 08/04/13 12:42 PM |
| I'm going to kill God. Page 1, 2, 3 | 62 | 2,863 | (7) | 08/08/12 6:18 PM | 08/11/12 12:03 PM |
| Quick question: Are there any cops or government employees on GLP? | 20 | 773 | (3) | 07/31/12 8:33 PM | 07/31/12 10:00 PM |
| James Holmes is a christian pastor of a christian church. | 14 | 792 | (7) | 07/28/12 8:33 PM | 07/28/12 9:36 PM |
| Can we talk about Jesus? | 25 | 898 | (6) | 07/27/12 4:33 PM | 07/27/12 7:39 PM |
| If you are a Muslim read this. | 4 | 599 | (1) | 07/08/12 8:35 PM | 07/08/12 8:57 PM |
| Should all christians pay for the sins of their holy father, Adolf Hitler...? | 13 | 672 | (2) | 07/07/12 4:37 PM | 07/07/12 5:14 PM |
| Who has been to a high school reunion? | 8 | 724 | N/A | 07/05/12 8:25 PM | 07/05/12 8:36 PM |
| Dear People-who-are-planning-to-vote-for-either-Obama-or-Romney, | 0 | 474 | (1) | 06/28/12 12:53 PM | 06/28/12 12:53 PM |