| I have beaten temporary fatigue syndrome. | | AMA | 5 | 71 | N/A | today
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| Declare your independence from tyranny, America | | Anonymous Coward | 0 | 12 | N/A | today
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 | Teen births in US fall to record low, as overall total drops by 2%: CDC | | Anonymous Coward | 10 | 94 |
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 | People who support killing Palestinian babies should fear God's swift reckoning. | | Anonymous Coward | 3 | 36 |
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| Pilot can’t fly marijuana to retail stores in Alaska even if its sale is legal in the state, federal judges rule | | Anonymous Coward | 0 | 49 | N/A | today
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| Remember Trump said these words in his inaugural address. | | Anonymous Coward | 9 | 137 |
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| Why can't one of you bragadocious billionaires like Pud or HomoTech set up and Door Dash Taco Bell or Long John Silvers to the ac's? | | Anonymous Coward | 2 | 34 |
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| BREAKING: 9.8 Magnitude Memphis , TN (New Madrid Fault) | | Anonymous Coward | 7 | 190 |
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| About to Crack open 4 cans of Wolf Angus all-beef chili and pour it over a full package of saltine crackers in a very large Pyrex glass bowl | | Anonymous Coward | 13 | 90 | N/A | today
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| Is Rice-a-Roni the best survival food? | | Anonymous Coward | 6 | 60 | N/A | today
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| Have you ever been responsible for getting a word or meme banned on GLP? | | Anonymous Coward | 0 | 16 | N/A | today
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| What if the illegal invaders start taking jobs as cooks so they can place razor blades inside the food? | | Anonymous Coward | 4 | 41 | N/A | today
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| US voters bitter about nation’s direction, 74% say it’s on the wrong track | | Anonymous Coward | 5 | 54 | N/A | today
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| Shed a tear for America’s rapidly vanishing freedoms | | Anonymous Coward | 12 | 108 | N/A | today
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| Conversations with BoomBooms | | Anonymous Coward | 6 | 104 |
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| When are we all going to die? I'm tired of one failure after another. | | Anonymous Coward | 7 | 62 | N/A | today
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| Frankie MacDonald only has a few more months to live because of his genetic condition | | Anonymous Coward | 2 | 147 | N/A | today
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 | Conspiracy of the human body snatcher celebrities gone missing and replaced | | Anonymous Coward | 3 | 51 |
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| This will condemn your soul to hell | | Anonymous Coward | 1 | 38 | N/A | today
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| Got a hankering for a Big Mac | | Anonymous Coward | 8 | 100 |
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| Defend Trump In This Thread.
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| Kanye West's Troll Expert Level 1000!! Want's a Threesome With Wife and MICHELLE OBAMA!! | | Anonymous Coward | 17 | 184 |
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| These 20 Year Old Loser Women Who March For The Muslims Don't Know Much! | | Anonymous Coward | 1 | 44 | N/A | today
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| Scrimp bottomed for his doppelganger Morgan Spurlock | | Anonymous Coward | 12 | 171 |
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| Two shootings by LAPD officers are under investigation | | Anonymous Coward | 0 | 9 | N/A | today
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| Scrimp made his personal glory hole out of used Little Caesars pizza boxes | | Anonymous Coward | 6 | 65 |
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| I love you kylie | | Anonymous Coward | 0 | 27 | N/A | today
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| Penis | | Anonymous Coward | 8 | 75 | N/A | today
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| If you are in favor of the Genocide in Gaza your soul is condemned to hell, even if you think you are a Christian | | Anonymous Coward | 22 | 93 |
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| Remember the Taco Bell grilled stuffed burrito? | | Anonymous Coward | 7 | 74 | N/A | today
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| The GLP SuperBowl Massacre | | Anonymous Coward | 0 | 21 | N/A | today
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| County woman’s imprisonment for Facebook posts sparks free-speech fight | | Anonymous Coward | 0 | 5 | N/A | today
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| Veteran With Dementia Got Lost Going Shopping. He Died Months After an Officer Body-Slammed Him | | Anonymous Coward | 4 | 60 |
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| Do they still offer Blue Names for a monthly fee? | | Anonymous Coward | 18 | 135 |
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| The Lady in Canada who was run over by the Mounted Horse Police, has died from complications | | Anonymous Coward | 2 | 30 | N/A | today
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| We need to sit down at the table and be ready to negotiate. | | Anonymous Coward | 0 | 16 | N/A | today
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| 1/3rd of Israel will believe in Him and call on His Name | | Anonymous Coward | 1 | 18 | N/A | today
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| Harry Richard is coming for you | | Anonymous Coward | 0 | 24 | N/A | today
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| Remember the Time Joe Biden said 'Four More Years' and then said 'Pause' because he is so fugging senile they tell him to pause | | Anonymous Coward | 0 | 20 |
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| I always dream I am sleeping all by myself in the top floor of an old haunted mansion | | Anonymous Coward | 0 | 19 | N/A | today
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| Officials Force Elderly Couple To Dismantle Home, Citing Blocked Ocean Views | | Anonymous Coward | 4 | 101 | N/A | today
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| Libya goes full ELE | | Anonymous Coward | 14 | 1,151 |
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| Should Hamas be allowed to continue? | | Anonymous Coward | 0 | 3 | N/A | today
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| Forcing Americans to choose one of two faulty sides. | | Anonymous Coward | 1 | 20 | N/A | today
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| NEWSFLASH: "Scump" is a Chinese spy that stole Morgan Spurlock's picture thinking nobody would notice | | Anonymous Coward | 1 | 19 | N/A | today
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| I was thinking how did (they) wiipe out the previous generation (peoples) 1700 hundreds who left it all behind. | | Anonymous Coward | 1 | 23 | N/A | today
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| The reason why Kanye, freed by Jesus, was recaptured by Satan. | | Anonymous Coward | 4 | 38 | N/A | today
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| It is the Analysis. Perhaps humanities final judgement | | Beadz | 6 | 105 | N/A | today
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| Crews detonate 'ancient dynamite' sticks found in Holladay home | | BOOM! | 5 | 91 | N/A | today
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 | A startling thing happened when a neural net got to choose its own neurons | | Emeraldlight | 6 | 189 |
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| Human Consciousness Could Be a Side Effect of Entropy, Study Suggests | | Emeraldlight | 5 | 121 | N/A | today
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| Governments issue alerts after 'sophisticated' state-backed actor found exploiting flaws in Cisco security boxes | | Emeraldlight | 0 | 39 | N/A | today
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| Early Humans Survived an American Ice Age, Archaeologists Say | | Emeraldlight | 0 | 42 |
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| Yeah, so I'm in half moon bay. I will fight any of you who hate black people. set up a date. I'm 5.7 150 lbs. Bring it. | | For real fake patriot | 28 | 165 |
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 | Who Has The Best Jokes?? Make me Laugh!! | | HUGH*G*RECTION | 12 | 105 |
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| OMG a person committed a crime. They are black, poor, female therefore all black, poor, female persons are evil=GLP thinking. | | I hat hat hat those not me | 9 | 68 |
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 | UT Austin Protest Leads to 54 Arrests & Standoff at Jail | | Skid Marx | 4 | 27 | N/A | today
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| I am a VIRILE HANDSOME MAN an have NO USE for PRETTY FERTILE WOMIMM! | | THAT'S WHAT YOU GET! | 3 | 31 | N/A | today
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| House Judiciary opens formal inquiry into ATF killing of Arkansas airport executive | | WeAreNotTheFirst | 9 | 151 |
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| Rich Black Folk Don't Commit the Crimes You See Ostentatiously Displayed Here. This is Class Warfare not Race. Thugs not Citizens | | Yeah I'm drunk posting | 2 | 42 | N/A | today
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