Saturday evening I was served a summons to appear in court... on Monday?!?

head for the airport

Clearly you should be seeking legal advice.

Go into court and tell them you are SOVEREIGN and DON"T ACCEPT ADMIRALTY LAW!!!

Then ask for the AFFIDAVIT OF SERVICE and check the date, and see if it was at least 3 days before the court date.

SLAM DUNK!!!

Remember not to say "YO GOOBER!!!" to the judge. They don't like that.

Call your credit card company and see if you can work out a payment arrangement.

Slide it back under the door and barricade yourself in.

Call the court and very it. I heard the USA the parasite bill collectors hire these wannabe security firms with fake summons.

Most companies,once they have already sent you a summons won't make arrangements. The court will do that for you. If you owe them the money go to work call the judge your supposed to go before and let them know you are not contesting and won't be in court. You can't be jailed for not appearing in civil court. None the less you will lose if you don't appear to state your case. Which if you owe them the money then rightfully so. After judgement is passed if you do not respond. The judge will grant wage garnishments. Then you can file and exemption to keep them from getting garnishments.

I plan on appearing but I don't understand how they can legally serve this by placing it under my door the weekend before I was supposed to appear. It says it's to be served no later than 3 days - they did two. But maybe that doesn't matter and they'll just roll their eyes? I don't know.

What's with the b.s. Flag?

Lol, admiralty law. That's right because we came from the birth canal we considered products of the Sea. Or at least that's what Maxwell tells us.

I'm looking online for legal advice but it's pretty much too late. Any more thoughts?

He's right about admiralty law!!!D eclare yoursef a natural born citizen and yo're off the hook!! I'ts true!

They won't roll their eyes! If it says 3 days, it's got to be 3 days. And maybe even 3 working days. So bring it up FOR SURE. But be polite, don't be all like YO GOOBER YO YO YO! and that stuff.

same thing happened to my friend, he went to court and denied he owed the money, judge threw out the case and he owed nothing. judges dont like these debt collectors at all!, they waste the courts time and they harrass local citizens.

dude - produce the note

they have to prove to the judge that they can legally collect from you.

they have to have with them your original docs signing for the credit. **and they wont.

Your attorney should call the court coordinator and reset it.

If you are acting as your own attorney, best know what you are doing...

Well, looks like I'll be acting as my own attorney. It also says that there is a court fee to file an appearance for 168.00 dollars - I barely have bus money. So if I don't pay the 168 does that mean they won't let me make an appearance?

Burn the fuckin' thing and then go to work.

Tell them you're an illegal alien just here because you need to send money back to Mexico.

They tear up the summons, shake your hand and send you on your way with some food stamps, free medical care, section 8 housing and an application for welfare.

I just a scathingly brilliant idea.
Call the assholes at Capital One and tell them you'd like have your case heard by Judge Judy.

+1

Phone up the greedy fuckers and tell them your taxes have already bailed out several banks and lending institutions.

If they can't produce the original documents they can do sweet fuck all.

Can't wait till the whole lot crashes for good!

greedy scumbags

I would suggest that you destroy all credit card databases and free the populace from the usury that these companies are burdening the people with. Remember the rules...


#1 - The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.

#2 - The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.

I would call the judge and ask for a new hearing date. Tell him you need time to verify the authenticity of the debt.

Each state has their own laws and after so many years no one cannot collect on a credit card debt. This could be one of those scavenger companies.

Please note I am not an attorney and this is not legal advice.

Actually this is the correct path to take unless you really want to destroy the credit card databases

Are there any specific colors that occultists like to wear to court? Like if I wear red and black will that win favor with the judge? Or are there any secret phrases I can say or symbols I could flash? Maybe a freemason phrase or something?

Also, I'm checking for that admiralty flag with the gold trim that Jordan Maxwell says is there.

Alright, maybe I shouldn't be trying to have fun with this one...

Are there any specific colors that occultists like to wear to court? Like if I wear red and black will that win favor with the judge? Or are there any secret phrases I can say or symbols I could flash? Maybe a freemason phrase or something?

Also, I'm checking for that admiralty flag with the gold trim that Jordan Maxwell says is there.

Alright, maybe I shouldn't be trying to have fun with this one...

Any ideas on how destroying the databases can be achieved in under 2 hours?

Not that I would ever consider the idea if someone had one. I'm just asking.

walk in the courtroom wearing triangles, a sun pin, an eagle, throw in a few masonic hand and feet gestures then you're good to go.

having been away all weekend how was you to know about court. Better to pay than bailiffs bullying you. A long fight ahead to beat these fkrs but its possible to win

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YOU DID NOT ACKNOWLEDGED YOU RECIEVED IT. THEY CANNOT PROVE YOU DID. DESTROY IT. YOU NEVER SAW IT. Go to work as normal.

You're a deadbeat.