I Love It When Women Fart

LOL.

I dunno why but i have double standards when it comes to that shit.

Dutch Oven too?

OMG, my fiance held his farts in for 2 years. He was so gassy he'd fart in his sleep. It all ended when he met my family. We are a family of fart smellers!

You and one million others.

Dutch oven cover stank?

Srsly I dont get it.

Last Edited by Emerald Isle on 04/30/2010 02:00 PM

all day !

I prefer a variation of this manuever called the 'Self Imposed Dutch Oven'. It goes like this, you wait till your bed-mate goes into a sound sleep, lay down a stinker under the covers and then turn on as many lights as possible. At this point your intended victim should instinctively pull the covers over her head to escape the harsh lights... then you just try to supress the giggles until you hear the anguished screams and profanity. Give it a try, you can thank me later!

A smart man!

Pull my finger!!! :potty22:

I aim to please LOL

What do women's farts smell like?

Have Bic, will travel...

Usually like farts.

Sometimes a bit spermy if you're lucky.

U like Brazilian Fart Porn...don't try to deny it

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.........

Where's the fun in that????

When I married my ex-wife her pussy smelled of tulips and her farts like roses, however by the end of our marriage, the tulips turned to tuna, and the roses turned to

I'M SORRY BUT I THINK FARTING AND ESPECIALLY WOMEN FARTING HAS TO BE THE SINGLE FUNNIEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE. I TOLD (MY NOW EX-WIFE) WHEN I WAS IN BRASIL VISITING HER SHE HAD GOTTEN SICK AND WAS BELCHING LIKE A DRUNKEN SAILOR AND COULDNT STOP FARTING. I WOKE UP OUT OF A DEAD SLEEP LAUGHING MY BUTT OFF AND TOLD HER (SERIOUSLY) I HAVE TO MARRY YOU NOW!!!!! SHE TOLD ME "STOP LAUGHING AT ME IT'S NOT FUNNY" I TOLD HER IM NOT LAUGHING AT HER BEING SICK JUST THE FACT SHE WAS FARTING MADE ME WANT TO MARRY HER.
MY NEXT WIFE HAS TO BE A FARTING COMPETITION SOUL MATE THAT LOVES TO DUTCH OVEN AND OUT BELCH ME.

Lmao!

Bring that poot-producer over here! We can make some sweet butt bass!

"Quick, get under the covers...I'm going to spit on the ceiling."

I think it's really funny how women try to be all discreet about it. It's real amusing.

Shit

All farts smell like shit