What is your Most Embarrassing Fart Story

Chatting on Yahoo Chat with the microphone open, playing music for the chatroom, and I farted really loud:

- - A TOAD'S TALE - - -

There once was this little toad all broken hearted;
Who always seemed to end up from where he started.
He hopped till he dropped and went croak till he was broke;
Yet all that anyone remembers is that he farted.

- - Toad - -


Ribbit

Getting a bj one night and I accidentally let one rip.

4th grade.

Leaned over to get my books from under my desk...and there it was! Loud and long. LOL

Sat up like a rocket...and didn't move.
Looked straight ahead with big eyes.
I chuckle now, but I've never been so embarrassed in my life.

You may hear about those liquid ones...

Farts are nothing bro, it's the sharts you have to watch out for, especially in public.

Here I sit all broken hearted
Tried to shit but only farted.

Thought I had a second chance
Tried to fart and shit my pants.

LOL

I didn't let it but I'll never forget it...
while riding in the car going snow skiing, before we were first married(only been dating about 3 weeks) my now ex wife
was setting side saddle in the bucket seat reading a book...holding it up so I could not see her face.
well she tried to "sneak one out" but failed.
slowly the book came down so I could see her eyes..I almost wrecked the car I was laughing so hard!!!
never did let her live that down.

Lol. Girls dont fart. They just poot.

Needing some humor here goes. We had a cabin on an island which was in the wilderness on lake huron. Get the picture, we were isolated several miles away from the ferry with no neighbors near us.

It was after dark in the evening and the urge was there, so being polite to the wife and daughter, I opened the back door, backed out slightly and let fly with a mighty roar. Smiling I called into the cabin, did you hear that bear roar and laughed.

As I went to shut the door, I looked down the steps and there was a young man standing there, agape in shock. He stuttered, I think I should be going and turned away. Being equally surprised, I asked him who he was and where he came from as he was neatly dressed with a bottle of wine.

Turned out my wife met him at the settlement and invited him over, but did not tell me. After some apologies and explanations things leveled out. After all, he was an ex marine and had seen and done worse, but it was really funny just the same.

Let out a silent one at work and didn't think anyone would notice. I was wrong. Everyone scattered, and I let them blame it on the weird old guy.

I'm a horrible person, but it was a horrible fart that I couldn't take credit for!

I have farts loud daily after eating curds and whey.
I'll stand to next to and embarrass someone to get out of my parking space.
Thanks.

Last Edited by Emerald Isle on 07/05/2010 09:19 PM

Vaginal farts are embarrassing...for both parties.

That was fantastic...I'm seriously crying, I laughed so hard...thanks for sharing!!!

LMAO!

Too funny

Pelvic exam.

End of story.

3rd grade...dropped pencil in isle and leaned over while sitting in my desk...

You win.

But ironically the boy that was next to me and witnessed it...passed me a note later on in the year asking me to be his girlfriend... boys like that kind of thing.

Oooooo, male or female obgyn?

One funny prank we did at work one day was hide a remote operated fart machine. It sounded just like the real thing.

Anyway, we hid it inbetween some boxes and as these office women would walk through the area in groups and chit chatting we would let it rip, right when they walked in front of those boxes.

They would all look at each other and not say a word.

I laughed so hard, I almost cried.

LOL

go figure... :)

'Scoot down. More. A little more....' BAM!

Lol, I don't know if that's how it went, but that's how I imagine it and it's soooo funny!

Similar thing happened to me, only it was in 5th grade. I was a very quiet, shy kid. And that particular day, I had gas. Bad gas. Oh, my stomach was hurting! So, I thought "Yeah, I'll let it slip out nice and easy, and nobody will hear it."

I pushed gently, and suddenly my cheeks were fluttering all over that wood desk seat, with the blast echoing through the entire classroom! Giggles ensued, and everyone looked around the room to find the guilty party.

Somehow I managed to keep a straight (although red!) face, and looked around the room like everyone else. "Who did that??" Only my best friend sitting beside me knew it was me.

It was embarrassing then, but hysterical now!

....

I also had the farts while doing the wild thing with my hubby awhile back. I won't go into the details, but I was howling with laughter, which only made me fart that much more. Hubby wasn't nearly as amused, for some reason. ROFL! Beforehand I'd tried to get him to wait a few minutes, but he didn't want to. So there!

Freshman year high school football training camp. We lined up by 2's to get timed in the 40 yard dash. Soon as I came out of my 3 point stance at the starting line a ripped a big one. In front of a bunch of 14 year olds.

ohhhh I was about 12 in scouts we were at a big scouts jamboree camp out. It was a 2 day event so I had some time too make some friends learn some things and so on. We had just finished supper and were all siting around a big bomb fire telling ghost story's and such. The camp leader said too us all quit hush hush lats all take a moment to say a prier... right at that moment I had this eruption of a far come out Every one around the fire hearing it. My "budy" next to me jumps up and yells IT WAS HIM!. My face went red in embarrassment as the camp leader says "good timing haha"
and I get up run from the fire too hide behind a berm.

Lmao.