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Beingsouthern
User ID: 947863 United States 07/05/2010 09:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Similar thing happened to me, only it was in 5th grade. I was a very quiet, shy kid. And that particular day, I had gas. Bad gas. Oh, my stomach was hurting! So, I thought "Yeah, I'll let it slip out nice and easy, and nobody will hear it." Quoting: Anonymous Coward 401714I pushed gently, and suddenly my cheeks were fluttering all over that wood desk seat, with the blast echoing through the entire classroom! Giggles ensued, and everyone looked around the room to find the guilty party. Somehow I managed to keep a straight (although red!) face, and looked around the room like everyone else. "Who did that??" Only my best friend sitting beside me knew it was me. It was embarrassing then, but hysterical now! .... I also had the farts while doing the wild thing with my hubby awhile back. I won't go into the details, but I was howling with laughter, which only made me fart that much more. Hubby wasn't nearly as amused, for some reason. ROFL! Beforehand I'd tried to get him to wait a few minutes, but he didn't want to. So there! LMAO! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1006056 United States 07/05/2010 09:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For a moment, that was a sobering thought, and we both stopped, but then my sister looked over at me and we lost it all over again! |
Roger Mack User ID: 1026473 United States 07/05/2010 10:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | here's another... 2nd wife is a professional photographer. she had just had our daughter and a friend wanted her to photo her wedding...so here we are in church during the service...I'm minding the baby...wife's taking pictures, while her assistant is running the video cam just over my left shoulder. just as the preacher calls "let up pray" I glance down at my little one who has a grimace on her face...and she let's go with the loudest fart I've ever heard from a human being...(churches are designed for sound amplification ya know) I had to grab the little one and run because I could not keep quite and hold a straight face...the bride was in tears at the end of the ceremony...and my ass was grass! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 401714 United States 07/06/2010 01:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My sister and I were 13 and 14, sitting in Catholic church on Good Friday of all days, and already my mom was nudging us and giving us dirty looks, when a man came and sat down in front of us and let out the LOUDEST, LONGEST fart that just reverberated off the pew and echoed all through the church. We sat, stunned for a few seconds, then started giggling. Then looked at each other and were trying so hard not to laugh we were shaking all over and making those snickering sounds out of our noses with our hands over our mouths. My mom was sooo mad, and then she leaned over and in a stage whisper said "IF YOU KEEP LAUGHING LIKE THAT EVERYONE IS GOING TO KNOW YOU DID IT!" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1006056For a moment, that was a sobering thought, and we both stopped, but then my sister looked over at me and we lost it all over again! LOL! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1027061 India 07/06/2010 11:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | here's another... Quoting: Roger Mack 10264732nd wife is a professional photographer. she had just had our daughter and a friend wanted her to photo her wedding...so here we are in church during the service...I'm minding the baby...wife's taking pictures, while her assistant is running the video cam just over my left shoulder. just as the preacher calls "let up pray" I glance down at my little one who has a grimace on her face...and she let's go with the loudest fart I've ever heard from a human being...(churches are designed for sound amplification ya know) I had to grab the little one and run because I could not keep quite and hold a straight face...the bride was in tears at the end of the ceremony...and my ass was grass! finniest story |
Rainbow Farmer
(OP) User ID: 931370 Canada 10/26/2010 05:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am still trying to find the humor in this story, but I will tell it anyway. One day, about 30 years ago, I was out with my Mom to find a B-day gift for my Dad. We went into a store that sold indoor gaming stuff... billards and darts. Well, the store was completely empty and quiet except for three bored salesmen who all rushed over to help us buy something. We were all standing around in a circle when my Mom hauls back and lets out a keeper... everyone knew who committed this act. The salesmen all kept a straight face, but my Mom just couldn't keep it together and started smiling, then she was giggling, then she looked at me and lost it. I was only 16 yrs old and completely mortified so I said I was going to checkout the store next door and got the hell outta there. It occurs to me now that I never asked Mom how it went after I left.... I need to do that. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 871630 United States 10/26/2010 06:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Repeated farts doing sit ups in gym class. It was like pull the handle make a fart come out. Poor chap holding my legs down. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 886580Me too. About 10 in a row! Everytime I sat up, lol! I felt whoopie cushion. The person holding my feet took the brunt of it. ------ |
The_morning_star
User ID: 1046471 United States 10/26/2010 06:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think this guy has the most embarrassing fart. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1029687 United States 10/26/2010 06:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My daughter threw her books on floor and said "omg i dont know you" and left me standing there. This gave me the giggles and i was laughing and giggling and she came up to me and said "Mom you already farted now you are laughing all by yourself. People already think you are a nasty person now they think you are crazy" Needless to say I didnt go back in there for awhile rofl. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1131832 United States 10/26/2010 06:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was at the grocery store pushing my cart through the aisles and all of a sudden I had to let one go. Unfortunately the aisles were full of people and I figured I could hold it long enough to find a clear aisle and let it go there but by the time I turned the corner, there was a mom and her two kids standing right there. I had no choice. I angled my ass towards the tallest youngster and burned one through my pants right into her face. It was loud and smelled bad. But my choice was perfect. The mom thought it was her daughter and apologized to me for being in the vicinity. "It's ok!" I smiled, half blushing. I then hurried off and went to checkout. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 999928 United States 10/26/2010 06:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My husband and I were celebrating our anniversarry at an upscale hotel and we were in the afterglows of lovemaking. He was spooning me and i let one rip. Unfortunately for him, it was wet and sprayed on him, I died laughing and he was pissed at me. Needless to say, there was no more cuddling that night. He can laugh about it now, but oh was he mad at me. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1131832 United States 10/26/2010 06:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My husband and I were celebrating our anniversarry at an upscale hotel and we were in the afterglows of lovemaking. He was spooning me and i let one rip. Unfortunately for him, it was wet and sprayed on him, I died laughing and he was pissed at me. Needless to say, there was no more cuddling that night. He can laugh about it now, but oh was he mad at me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 999928 |
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