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Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.

 
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Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.
It may sound like the crazed plan of a James Bond villain but scientists are working on a way to artificially cool the planet by reflecting sunlight away from the Earth.
In a largely theoretical field known as geo-engineering, a team of British academics is about to announce a world-first with plans to field test an artificial volcano as a solution to global warming.

The eventual plan is for a helium balloon the size of Wembley Stadium to be tethered 14 miles above the Earth by a giant hose, which will pump out tonnes of chemical particles into the stratosphere.



Backed by a £1.6million government grant and with the support of the Royal Society, the team hopes to follow up on the initial tests with full-scale radiation experiments on the equipment, which will operate at twice the altitude of commercial planes.
The balloon and hose method was developed after the team considered other methods by which to inject particles into the air - tall chimneys, planes and even via missiles - but the favoured system is the most cost effective.


[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

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Re: Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.
a giant bong
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Re: Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.
It may sound like the crazed plan of a James Bond villain but scientists are working on a way to artificially cool the planet by reflecting sunlight away from the Earth.
In a largely theoretical field known as geo-engineering, a team of British academics is about to announce a world-first with plans to field test an artificial volcano as a solution to global warming.

The eventual plan is for a helium balloon the size of Wembley Stadium to be tethered 14 miles above the Earth by a giant hose, which will pump out tonnes of chemical particles into the stratosphere.



Backed by a £1.6million government grant and with the support of the Royal Society, the team hopes to follow up on the initial tests with full-scale radiation experiments on the equipment, which will operate at twice the altitude of commercial planes.
The balloon and hose method was developed after the team considered other methods by which to inject particles into the air - tall chimneys, planes and even via missiles - but the favoured system is the most cost effective.


[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

stoner
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Its going get real bad if this fails then.
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Re: Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.
a giant bong
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Is what the scientists have been smoking it appears.
What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence.
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Re: Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.
Everyone involved in this project should refund taxpayers by year of hard labor in closed coal mine
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Re: Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.
It may sound like the crazed plan of a James Bond villain but scientists are working on a way to artificially cool the planet by reflecting sunlight away from the Earth.
In a largely theoretical field known as geo-engineering, a team of British academics is about to announce a world-first with plans to field test an artificial volcano as a solution to global warming.

The eventual plan is for a helium balloon the size of Wembley Stadium to be tethered 14 miles above the Earth by a giant hose, which will pump out tonnes of chemical particles into the stratosphere.



Backed by a £1.6million government grant and with the support of the Royal Society, the team hopes to follow up on the initial tests with full-scale radiation experiments on the equipment, which will operate at twice the altitude of commercial planes.
The balloon and hose method was developed after the team considered other methods by which to inject particles into the air - tall chimneys, planes and even via missiles - but the favoured system is the most cost effective.


[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

stoner
 Quoting: Upsy Daisy


no such thing as global warming...

[link to www.onenewsnow.com]

[link to palscience.com]

[link to epw.senate.gov]
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Re: Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.
sigh... if only this money and time would be put into stopping the Rainforest from vanishing we would have a solution to saving the planet.

idiots.
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Re: Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.
Wouldn't it be easier to wait for another comet to hit earth and send us into an iceage?


Might not be long off...


Or, just wait for the nuclear winter...
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Re: Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.
Wouldn't it be easier to wait for another comet to hit earth and send us into an ice-age?


Might not be long off...


Or, just wait for the nuclear winter...
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Re: Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.
da da da da

da da da da

da da da da I got my hose pipe
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Re: Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.
This is a horrible idea. See the movie "Arctic Blast" a great doomy movie available on Netflix.
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09/01/2011 09:17 AM
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Re: Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.
So we're going to "dispose" of all that carbon and oxygen. LOL, it's a good thing life forms here on earth don't need that stuff.

Morans.
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Re: Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.
Will this give us snow storms in July?
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Re: Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.
which will pump out tonnes of chemical particles into the stratosphere.
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Haven't we messed with nature enough?
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Re: Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.
I can see this going horribly wrong. Artificial Volcano's coupled with real ones going on. Then a giant balloon for even more chem-trails. What happens when the sun starts to cool down some when it leaves it's solar max??? Then we will be bringing on the UN-natural ice age???
I love physics. It bonds us eternally, it's what makes our computers work, it's what's in my morning cup of coffee, it's the thing that keeps the universe from vanishing due to lack of belief...
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Re: Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.
I thought the global warming propaganda fraudsters were crawling back under the rock they came from?
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Re: Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.
a giant bong
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When ignorance reigns, life is lost.
surviving until the last time the fifth sun sets.
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Re: Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.
If it goes according to plan it may well, because they're working on a piss poor data set analysed under a massive paradigm paralysis using the entire fallacy set to gain support in numbers.
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Re: Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.
(may well snow in july...learn to quote 1217217)
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Re: Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.
sigh... if only this money and time would be put into stopping the Rainforest from vanishing we would have a solution to saving the planet.

idiots.
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THIS ! + 100000
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Re: Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.
It may sound like the crazed plan of a James Bond villain but scientists are working on a way to artificially cool the planet by reflecting sunlight away from the Earth.
In a largely theoretical field known as geo-engineering, a team of British academics is about to announce a world-first with plans to field test an artificial volcano as a solution to global warming.

The eventual plan is for a helium balloon the size of Wembley Stadium to be tethered 14 miles above the Earth by a giant hose, which will pump out tonnes of chemical particles into the stratosphere.



Backed by a £1.6million government grant and with the support of the Royal Society, the team hopes to follow up on the initial tests with full-scale radiation experiments on the equipment, which will operate at twice the altitude of commercial planes.
The balloon and hose method was developed after the team considered other methods by which to inject particles into the air - tall chimneys, planes and even via missiles - but the favoured system is the most cost effective.


[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

stoner
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A bit worrying that they don't think the number of real volcanoes going off at the moment is enough.
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fukin assholes.
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Re: Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.
Sounds like a potential man-made ice age.
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doesn't sound good. what wankery are they up to with this..?
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Re: Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.
Unfortunately they cannot be trusted.
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Re: Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.
I can't wait to see the unintended consequences of this boondoggle.
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Re: Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.
It may sound like the crazed plan of a James Bond villain but scientists are working on a way to artificially cool the planet by reflecting sunlight away from the Earth.
In a largely theoretical field known as geo-engineering, a team of British academics is about to announce a world-first with plans to field test an artificial volcano as a solution to global warming.

The eventual plan is for a helium balloon the size of Wembley Stadium to be tethered 14 miles above the Earth by a giant hose, which will pump out tonnes of chemical particles into the stratosphere.



Backed by a £1.6million government grant and with the support of the Royal Society, the team hopes to follow up on the initial tests with full-scale radiation experiments on the equipment, which will operate at twice the altitude of commercial planes.
The balloon and hose method was developed after the team considered other methods by which to inject particles into the air - tall chimneys, planes and even via missiles - but the favoured system is the most cost effective.


[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

stoner
 Quoting: Upsy Daisy


A bit worrying that they don't think the number of real volcanoes going off at the moment is enough.
 Quoting: alexisj9


Aint that the truth.
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Re: Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.
Basically there gonna be doing the same thing as chemtrails, but on a bigger scale and in space.... hmmmmmmm
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Re: Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.
Wow, that is a bit....uhmmm absurd. Sorry for the taxpayers unknowingly funding this.
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Re: Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.
this is the dumbest shit I've ever heard. What if a volcano erupts after they do this and it is large enough to send us into a mini ice age. Then the Earth will be twice as cool as they originally wanted it. If they wanna play God, they must first have control of everything. This makes me think of the guys who said "hey, lets go out into the Gulf of Mexico and drill for oil in 1,000 feet+ deep water."
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Re: Scientists plan to cool down the planet with a large helium balloon and a hose pipe 14 miles above Earth.
Guess we should stock up on firewood and put on our winter coats. These idiots are going to fuck up the balance if they
try something.





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