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| Koelbren
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| Zero Point
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| Koelbren
(OP) User ID: 1907778 Spain09/27/2011 03:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | GIVE IT TO ME! This is the fate of man. He must strive for that which he cannot attain. He must believe in that which he cannot prove. He must seek that which he cannot find. He must travel a road without knowing his destination. Only thus can the purpose of life be fulfilled. For I tell you, God will not do things you are too apathetic to do for yourselves. |
| Zero Point
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| Tangy
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| Koelbren
(OP) User ID: 1907778 Spain09/27/2011 03:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh come on!!! You're a meanie! I will tell the galactic federation you ain't coming with us to marshmallow planet in the 5th dimension.  This is the fate of man. He must strive for that which he cannot attain. He must believe in that which he cannot prove. He must seek that which he cannot find. He must travel a road without knowing his destination. Only thus can the purpose of life be fulfilled. For I tell you, God will not do things you are too apathetic to do for yourselves. |
| Koelbren
(OP) User ID: 1907778 Spain09/27/2011 04:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am already in the mothership, David Wilcock is here with me, say hi David...Hey David stop trying to grab my penis..... This is the fate of man. He must strive for that which he cannot attain. He must believe in that which he cannot prove. He must seek that which he cannot find. He must travel a road without knowing his destination. Only thus can the purpose of life be fulfilled. For I tell you, God will not do things you are too apathetic to do for yourselves. |
| Zero Point
User ID: 1528931 Australia09/27/2011 04:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh come on!!! You're a meanie! I will tell the galactic federation you ain't coming with us to marshmallow planet in the 5th dimension. Too late. I'm a blood line Illumanist with 5000 hit points and personal friends with the commander of the Ashtar Command. I'm ON the ship!! Another public service announcement from the Southern Hemisphere Information Leveraging Locus. |
| 13.0.0.0.0
User ID: 1332807 Australia09/27/2011 04:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Have you got your iPhone5 and iPodNanoShuffleInhaler? Be aware of what you KNOW and what you BELIEVE. Don't ever let what you believe block the path of knowledge, for knowledge is truth. Belief is a temporary crutch at best, and crutches are for disabled people. |
| OpenHeartMonk
User ID: 1275364  Canada09/27/2011 04:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | we have no unicorn for you, AYAM...... Aether for the Soul [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
| Koelbren
(OP) User ID: 1907778 Spain09/27/2011 04:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh come on!!! You're a meanie! I will tell the galactic federation you ain't coming with us to marshmallow planet in the 5th dimension. Too late. I'm a blood line Illumanist with 5000 hit points and personal friends with the commander of the Ashtar Command. I'm ON the ship!! I ain't sharing my gummy bears with you anyway  This is the fate of man. He must strive for that which he cannot attain. He must believe in that which he cannot prove. He must seek that which he cannot find. He must travel a road without knowing his destination. Only thus can the purpose of life be fulfilled. For I tell you, God will not do things you are too apathetic to do for yourselves. |
| Tangy
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| Koelbren
(OP) User ID: 1907778 Spain09/27/2011 04:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't push it brah, you're gonna make me have to paste NIP's wall of text about sexual degeneration and what Michael of Nebadon thinks about all that bad stuff ok. So take your passive homosexual unicorn somewhere else This is the fate of man. He must strive for that which he cannot attain. He must believe in that which he cannot prove. He must seek that which he cannot find. He must travel a road without knowing his destination. Only thus can the purpose of life be fulfilled. For I tell you, God will not do things you are too apathetic to do for yourselves. |
| Zero Point
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1644206 United States09/27/2011 04:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seriously, how much you want for it? I read on a site on the interwebz that Michael of Nebadon says I must have one for the ascension! Quoting: Koelbren Please explain your spirituality and how it is a more viable solution, as well as why.. since you don't know how to make a credible argument from scratch. |
| antikythera
User ID: 1030102 United States09/27/2011 04:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seriously, how much you want for it? I read on a site on the interwebz that Michael of Nebadon says I must have one for the ascension! Quoting: Koelbren I'd sell you mine but some ninjas sealed it away by nuking the bunker where I stored it. :( Last Edited by antikythera on 09/27/2011 04:21 AM The wolves among you will devour the sheep. :orbsig: :ninjalapirate: Art Homepage, [link to pondcypress.deviantart.com] Hand carved skull and cross available for purchase, [link to www.artfire.com] |
| Zero Point
User ID: 1528931 Australia09/27/2011 04:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seriously, how much you want for it? I read on a site on the interwebz that Michael of Nebadon says I must have one for the ascension! Quoting: Koelbren Please explain your spirituality and how it is a more viable solution, as well as why.. since you don't know how to make a credible argument from scratch.  Another public service announcement from the Southern Hemisphere Information Leveraging Locus. |
| Koelbren
(OP) User ID: 1907778 Spain09/27/2011 04:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seriously, how much you want for it? I read on a site on the interwebz that Michael of Nebadon says I must have one for the ascension! Quoting: Koelbren Please explain your spirituality and how it is a more viable solution, as well as why.. since you don't know how to make a credible argument from scratch. Ok beloved I will explain to you. You see, I am a white middle age sheltered individual and my life was quite shit with all my cats and loney at home until one day I started reading new age literature and finally unlocked the mysteries of the universe! Now I feel entitled to tell people how to live their lives and if they get stupid with me trying to tell me my shit ain't the ultimate truth I just quote them some paragraphs from the book of Urantia or send em a youtube vid from my beloved Wilcock. That'll teach those meanies! Oh btw I voted Obama so yeah, I am most def VERY spiritual!. Now if you play smartass again I will ban you from my thread, in fact YOU'RE BANED! This is the fate of man. He must strive for that which he cannot attain. He must believe in that which he cannot prove. He must seek that which he cannot find. He must travel a road without knowing his destination. Only thus can the purpose of life be fulfilled. For I tell you, God will not do things you are too apathetic to do for yourselves. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1644206 United States09/27/2011 04:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seriously, how much you want for it? I read on a site on the interwebz that Michael of Nebadon says I must have one for the ascension! Quoting: Koelbren Please explain your spirituality and how it is a more viable solution, as well as why.. since you don't know how to make a credible argument from scratch. Ok beloved I will explain to you. You see, I am a white middle age sheltered individual and my life was quite shit with all my cats and loney at home until one day I started reading new age literature and finally unlocked the mysteries of the universe! Now I feel entitled to tell people how to live their lives and if they get stupid with me trying to tell me my shit ain't the ultimate truth I just quote them some paragraphs from the book of Urantia or send em a youtube vid from my beloved Wilcock. That'll teach those meanies! Oh btw I voted Obama so yeah, I am most def VERY spiritual!. Now if you play smartass again I will ban you from my thread, in fact YOU'RE BANED! Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. |
| Tangy
User ID: 475553 United States09/27/2011 04:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't push it brah, you're gonna make me have to paste NIP's wall of text about sexual degeneration and what Michael of Nebadon thinks about all that bad stuff ok. So take your passive homosexual unicorn somewhere else I'm not a brah... I'm a chick.. I'm not the one looking for a unicorn..  I just previewed random pic codes named unicorn for ya..  |
| Tangy
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| Koelbren
(OP) User ID: 1907778 Spain09/27/2011 04:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't push it brah, you're gonna make me have to paste NIP's wall of text about sexual degeneration and what Michael of Nebadon thinks about all that bad stuff ok. So take your passive homosexual unicorn somewhere else I'm not a brah... I'm a chick.. I'm not the one looking for a unicorn.. I just previewed random pic codes named unicorn for ya.. A chick? Hmmm nevermind what I said, why don't you come over to my place I will teach you how the Kundalini stuff works  This is the fate of man. He must strive for that which he cannot attain. He must believe in that which he cannot prove. He must seek that which he cannot find. He must travel a road without knowing his destination. Only thus can the purpose of life be fulfilled. For I tell you, God will not do things you are too apathetic to do for yourselves. |
| Koelbren
(OP) User ID: 1907778 Spain09/27/2011 04:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seriously, how much you want for it? I read on a site on the interwebz that Michael of Nebadon says I must have one for the ascension! Quoting: Koelbren Please explain your spirituality and how it is a more viable solution, as well as why.. since you don't know how to make a credible argument from scratch. Ok beloved I will explain to you. You see, I am a white middle age sheltered individual and my life was quite shit with all my cats and loney at home until one day I started reading new age literature and finally unlocked the mysteries of the universe! Now I feel entitled to tell people how to live their lives and if they get stupid with me trying to tell me my shit ain't the ultimate truth I just quote them some paragraphs from the book of Urantia or send em a youtube vid from my beloved Wilcock. That'll teach those meanies! Oh btw I voted Obama so yeah, I am most def VERY spiritual!. Now if you play smartass again I will ban you from my thread, in fact YOU'RE BANED! Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. I SAID BANNED IN THE NAME OF RA AND MICHAEL CHRIST NEBADON OF THE ASHTAR COMMAND!! Don't provoke me or I will have to release my pterodactyls on you! This is the fate of man. He must strive for that which he cannot attain. He must believe in that which he cannot prove. He must seek that which he cannot find. He must travel a road without knowing his destination. Only thus can the purpose of life be fulfilled. For I tell you, God will not do things you are too apathetic to do for yourselves. |
| Tangy
User ID: 475553 United States09/27/2011 04:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't push it brah, you're gonna make me have to paste NIP's wall of text about sexual degeneration and what Michael of Nebadon thinks about all that bad stuff ok. So take your passive homosexual unicorn somewhere else I'm not a brah... I'm a chick.. I'm not the one looking for a unicorn.. I just previewed random pic codes named unicorn for ya.. A chick? Hmmm nevermind what I said, why don't you come over to my place I will teach you how the Kundalini stuff works Hmm I dunno.. I don't wanna awaken my kundalini prematurely.. Are you a guru?? |
| Koelbren
(OP) User ID: 1907778 Spain09/27/2011 04:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Koelbren Don't push it brah, you're gonna make me have to paste NIP's wall of text about sexual degeneration and what Michael of Nebadon thinks about all that bad stuff ok. So take your passive homosexual unicorn somewhere else I'm not a brah... I'm a chick.. I'm not the one looking for a unicorn.. I just previewed random pic codes named unicorn for ya.. A chick? Hmmm nevermind what I said, why don't you come over to my place I will teach you how the Kundalini stuff works Hmm I dunno.. I don't wanna awaken my kundalini prematurely.. Are you a guru?? Yes sweetie, I am guru, don't worry we'll do it gradually, I'll be gentle. Namaste.  This is the fate of man. He must strive for that which he cannot attain. He must believe in that which he cannot prove. He must seek that which he cannot find. He must travel a road without knowing his destination. Only thus can the purpose of life be fulfilled. For I tell you, God will not do things you are too apathetic to do for yourselves. |
| Tangy
User ID: 475553 United States09/27/2011 04:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Tangy I'm not a brah... I'm a chick.. I'm not the one looking for a unicorn.. I just previewed random pic codes named unicorn for ya.. A chick? Hmmm nevermind what I said, why don't you come over to my place I will teach you how the Kundalini stuff works Hmm I dunno.. I don't wanna awaken my kundalini prematurely.. Are you a guru?? Yes sweetie, I am guru, don't worry we'll do it gradually, I'll be gentle. Namaste.  |
| Tangy
User ID: 475553 United States09/27/2011 04:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | P.S. How did this thread only go one page on GLP? lol Thread: Russian dude touching 2000 boobs for Putin! funny I don't know what time it is in Spain, but where I am it's sleepy time.. Good luck buying your unicorn.  |
| Koelbren
(OP) User ID: 1907778 Spain09/27/2011 04:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | P.S. Quoting: Tangy How did this thread only go one page on GLP? lol Thread: Russian dude touching 2000 boobs for Putin! funny I don't know what time it is in Spain, but where I am it's sleepy time.. Good luck buying your unicorn. Well dudes are desensitized to boobies already, they need stronger stimuli. Sleep well. This is the fate of man. He must strive for that which he cannot attain. He must believe in that which he cannot prove. He must seek that which he cannot find. He must travel a road without knowing his destination. Only thus can the purpose of life be fulfilled. For I tell you, God will not do things you are too apathetic to do for yourselves. |
Now I'm going to have nightmares!