My girlfriend has today birthday but I got no money and no gift and I can´t call her without money etc..

I´m in big problems. I´ve got a girlfriend, ok? She has today birthday. She got 20. But now comes the problem: I´ve got no money to call her and tell her my bist wishes. She wanted to start a party at the evening, but I can´t get in contact with her, without money to call her.

She lives on the other side of the city and thats about 3 miles away from here and its to warm outside to go out of the house. She wants to drink alcohol and party with friends and me, but what should I do in a bar, without having money? I will get my check in 2 weeks. I just found out this fact this morning. So I got no money for 2 weeks now and I got already today not one cent.

The last water I have drunk hours ago so I will need to ask a friend if he can give me some water for the next days. What should I eat? I will ask for food if I see someone I know, but today, what should I do because of her birthday? I can´t go to her birthday-party, right? Do you think she will be pissed? We are together since a week or so.

What do you think about the birthdy of her and the fact that I can´t go with her + her friends to a barthis evening and party all night till next morning?

I can´t even buy me one beer. And the others will buy 20 beers or more, and a lot vodka, bacardi and better stuff.

So what now?

Oh and a birthday gift I also can´t buy without money.

Do you think my girlfriend will be pissed about me?

I not even had contact with her today.

Sad, but true.