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Right Under Our Eyes: Nibiru On Its Way

 
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Right Under Our Eyes: Nibiru On Its Way
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Ridicule might delay truth but it can't replace it. In recent weeks astonishing rumors have been spreading fast in science circles, and soon the wider public will be in the know. According to these rumors, despite all the denial and ridicule, planet Nibiru is real. Yes, you read that correctly. Nibiru is a fact. Science leaders are ready to admit the observation of Nibiru.

The breaking news is that our solar WIMP, aka Nibiru, aka Planet-X, aka Neptune, is behaving according to the Mayan and Nostradamian prophecies. It is leaving its unstable orbit and will soon be on its way to Earth. Large-scale computations by a NASA team headed by Dr. Nancy Lieder have revealed that this WIMP weighing in at 17 times Earth, will approach our planet at the end-date of the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar, December this year. The good news is: there will be no collision.

However, that does not mean the close encounter will not affect us. Far from that. On December 21st, at the point of closest approach, Nibiru's gravitational forces will cause unparalleled tidal effects on Earth's oceans, and large-scale global tsunamis will result.
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Posted on April Fools Day...
Be the change you want the World to be. Be with someone that makes you happy.
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I want to believe, there is a Nibiru, but where is the concrete proof and how de we know it's not one of the other planets already out thered?
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[link to www.science20.com]

Ridicule might delay truth but it can't replace it. In recent weeks astonishing rumors have been spreading fast in science circles, and soon the wider public will be in the know. According to these rumors, despite all the denial and ridicule, planet Nibiru is real. Yes, you read that correctly. Nibiru is a fact. Science leaders are ready to admit the observation of Nibiru.

The breaking news is that our solar WIMP, aka Nibiru, aka Planet-X, aka Neptune, is behaving according to the Mayan and Nostradamian prophecies. It is leaving its unstable orbit and will soon be on its way to Earth. Large-scale computations by a NASA team headed by Dr. Nancy Lieder have revealed that this WIMP weighing in at 17 times Earth, will approach our planet at the end-date of the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar, December this year. The good news is: there will be no collision.

However, that does not mean the close encounter will not affect us. Far from that. On December 21st, at the point of closest approach, Nibiru's gravitational forces will cause unparalleled tidal effects on Earth's oceans, and large-scale global tsunamis will result.
 Quoting: phizzycyst


Under our eyes?

Nibirutards are something else.
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LOL, unless AKA Neptune has a warp drive up it'S ass,
it won't make it here for xmass time... FAIL
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This bsflag again? Pathetic.
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yawn
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we sholud be seeing this sucker waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before it close to earth...even if is traveling like a bat outa of hell...i gotta see this thang .....
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we sholud be seeing this sucker waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before it close to earth...even if is traveling like a bat outa of hell...i gotta see this thang .....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1513486


The idiots spewing this shit don't even have the brian capacity to understand the size of the cosmos and of course grossly under estimate travel time/ distance to cover


That being said, Jupiter should head our way starting tomorrow and thus should be here by Saturday morning for breakfast at Waffle house.
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Posted on April Fools Day...
 Quoting: WeAreOne


I'll be damned...I didn't catch that!
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we sholud be seeing this sucker waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before it close to earth...even if is traveling like a bat outa of hell...i gotta see this thang .....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1513486


The idiots spewing this shit don't even have the brian capacity to understand the size of the cosmos and of course grossly under estimate travel time/ distance to cover


That being said, Jupiter should head our way starting tomorrow and thus should be here by Saturday morning for breakfast at Waffle house.
 Quoting: AxE-i-DeNt


Dimensional shift... In other realms there is a lot going on that we can't see, because we are not in that dimensional plain.

Space time is complicated for most, because most tend to only think in a linear fashion.
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we sholud be seeing this sucker waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before it close to earth...even if is traveling like a bat outa of hell...i gotta see this thang .....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1513486


The idiots spewing this shit don't even have the brian capacity to understand the size of the cosmos and of course grossly under estimate travel time/ distance to cover


That being said, Jupiter should head our way starting tomorrow and thus should be here by Saturday morning for breakfast at Waffle house.
 Quoting: AxE-i-DeNt


Dimensional shift... In other realms there is a lot going on that we can't see, because we are not in that dimensional plain.

Space time is complicated for most, because most tend to only think in a linear fashion.
 Quoting: Antares~"*"

^^^This, thank you...these trolls rely on their community and campus educations thinking that they're being taught truth when in all actuality they're being deceived with small truths to propagate the big lies.

Wake up folks, the education system is designed to keep you ignorant of the true nature of the universe, and it's inhabitants I might add. Have fun paying your mass debt student loans for an education that in essence means absolutely nothing other than keeping you a slave.

But I do love how they stand so fervently on their beliefs and scholar knowledge.
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we sholud be seeing this sucker waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before it close to earth...even if is traveling like a bat outa of hell...i gotta see this thang .....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1513486


The idiots spewing this shit don't even have the brian capacity to understand the size of the cosmos and of course grossly under estimate travel time/ distance to cover


That being said, Jupiter should head our way starting tomorrow and thus should be here by Saturday morning for breakfast at Waffle house.
 Quoting: AxE-i-DeNt


Dimensional shift... In other realms there is a lot going on that we can't see, because we are not in that dimensional plain.

Space time is complicated for most, because most tend to only think in a linear fashion.
 Quoting: Antares~"*"


I cannot argue with this point, this is outta my field!
You may have a point.

My opinion on this, not that it matters, is that if this Nibiru was to exist, it would definitively have to be intelligently controlled in order to get here in the alloted time slot, and cloacked or indeed dimensionnaly shifted for us not to see it coming well in advance.
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NANCY LIEDER??? DR.????? A TEAM FROM NASA HEADED BY DR. NANCY LIEDER?????

The depth at which yall dig this up from is just god awful!!!!

loserbsmeterlolatu
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op you need a slap lolafro
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Posted on April Fools Day...
 Quoting: WeAreOne


I'll be damned...I didn't catch that!
 Quoting: phizzycyst


There are several clues that it's just an April Fool's Day joke.
One of which is that they are selling a giant ball that will supposedly allow you to walk on water. How long can you go without fresh air? How would you navigate your way around the ocean?

Secondly, they say to store several weeks worth of food, and yet they say that the bubble will only hold the weight of one man. Even if it would hold the extra weight for the food, where would you store it if you're trapped in a bubble?

This qualifies as being up there with the Spaghetti Tree hoax of April Fool's Day, 1957, when I was young.

Here's that video...

Panorama - April Fool's Day Hoax - Spaghetti Harvest - 1st April 1957
[link to www.youtube.com]
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Articolo del 1 Aprile.... fish?
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[link to www.science20.com]

Ridicule might delay truth but it can't replace it. In recent weeks astonishing rumors have been spreading fast in science circles, and soon the wider public will be in the know. According to these rumors, despite all the denial and ridicule, planet Nibiru is real. Yes, you read that correctly. Nibiru is a fact. Science leaders are ready to admit the observation of Nibiru.


 Quoting: phizzycyst


Rumors = Fact now?
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This thread is an insult even to Nibirutards
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we sholud be seeing this sucker waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before it close to earth...even if is traveling like a bat outa of hell...i gotta see this thang .....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1513486


The idiots spewing this shit don't even have the brian capacity to understand the size of the cosmos and of course grossly under estimate travel time/ distance to cover


That being said, Jupiter should head our way starting tomorrow and thus should be here by Saturday morning for breakfast at Waffle house.
 Quoting: AxE-i-DeNt


Dimensional shift... In other realms there is a lot going on that we can't see, because we are not in that dimensional plain.

Space time is complicated for most, because most tend to only think in a linear fashion.
 Quoting: Antares~"*"


I cannot argue with this point, this is outta my field!
You may have a point.

My opinion on this, not that it matters, is that if this Nibiru was to exist, it would definitively have to be intelligently controlled in order to get here in the alloted time slot, and cloacked or indeed dimensionnaly shifted for us not to see it coming well in advance.
 Quoting: AxE-i-DeNt


Which it is, hence all the talk about it.

Manifestations of thought... A collective consciousness.

The search for PlanetX has resulted in the discoveries of numerous planets and planetoids... Pluto was discovered due to the search for PlanetX.. Voyager 1 and 2 were launched in hopes of a glimpse of PlanetX beyond the edge of the solar system... Hubble, WISE, SOHO,.. etc. All of this, and more, has been achieved simply by the thought of PlanetX's existence alone...

PlanetX may just show up one day simply because we are expecting it to.
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good thing uranus isnt on its way
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Hey the bubble thingie does looks fun/dangerous but not worth $2012.00.

shark
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The likelihood of an object appearing and interacting with Earth from another dimension is the same as my becoming King of Atlantis.

But only on GLP can a spoof article turn in to such a debate lol
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Had my full attn until i saw the Joint Escape Sea Unit.

TY for posting this, i needed a good laugh today :)
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