Earthquake swarm + sulfur smell + agitated pets + HAARP activity spike + lingering uneasiness = MEGA EARTHQUAKE DOOM IMMINENT

Here's how it works:

1. Start off with a bit of minor shaking or swarming activity, unusual either in its frequency or affected range. This happens either a few days or weeks before the event. Area residents try to shrug it off but nevertheless feel 'uneasy'.

2. Gases smelling strongly of sulphur are released from a wide-spanning area. People, especially authority figures, try to explain it away as this or that, notably avoiding any mention of the volcanic/earthquake precursor explanation. Area residents try to shrug it off but nevertheless feel 'uneasy'.

3. Pets, especially dogs, start acting unusually agitated, barking and whining for no apparent reason and going into what appears to be 'protective' mode around their owners. Area residents try to shrug it off but feel 'uneasy'.

4. HAARP online data is down for a few days, coinciding with the release of gases. At the exact same time that HAARP data is not available online, volunteer monitors of HAARP activity report intense spikes around the same region that previously reported swarming activity and now sulphur smells. Area residents try to shrug it off but feel 'uneasy'.

5. Area residents are warned by all and sundry that what they're experiencing are precursors to a major earthquake event. Taken alone, each of these precursors might not be too concerning, but considering that they are all happening -- unfolding, if you will -- step by step, it is almost certain that a major regional earthquake is imminent. Precursors are warning signs; they are danger signals that are meant to be heeded and responded to (mainly by immediate evacuation of the affected area). Feeling 'uneasy' is likewise a danger signal, but area residents are doing their best to try to shrug it all off.

WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO GET YOU GUYS OUT OF CALIFORNIA NOW???!!!!