Here is how to eat for FREE!

Go to Walmart about 30 minutes before they are closed. The store is usually pretty quiet at that time of the evening.
Grab a cart and go to the sporting goods section. Grab a Coleman camp stove and one of those small propane tanks that go with the stove. Aslo, grab a lawn chair.
Then, go to the grocery section and grab a pack of 100% all beef smokies. Get a bottle of ketchup and go to the bread section for a pack of buns for your smokies. Now,grab a case of Coke as well... you'll need something to wash down those smokies!

Now, here is the tricky part. Take your cart full of goodies and go to a quiet area of the store. Usually the toy aisles are quite empty late at night cause all the kids are in bed.

So, once you found your quiet spot you must block the aisle with your shopping cart. Then quickly take the Coleman camp stove and screw on the little propane tank. Light the stove and throw the smokies on the stove. Crack open a Coke and try and cook your delicious smokies as fast as you can. Once they are done cooking quickly throw them into buns and smother them with ketchup. Sit down in your lawn chair and eat as fast as you can.... you can cook up a few more smokies if you are still hungry and nobody has noticed you yet.

When your tummy is full and you feel content, then chuck everything back into the cart and just leave it there. Casually walk out of the store. On your way out tell the Walmart greeter that you forgot your wallet back in your Porsche and you will be right back.

This, my dear friends, is a great way to eat for free at Walmart!
-EAT

Last Edited by ººEATºº on 02/13/2013 07:38 PM