As Bashar el Assad goes once again undead, and as Roman Abramovich goes unarrested by the FBI, and as the markets will recover, danger lies ahead

No, Bashar el Assad is not dead
No, Roman Abramovich has not been arrested by the FBI
No, the market doom is only temporary and will recover like always

However, an event of momentous proportions awaits us:

Coming from the bottom of the oceans

Causing widespread damage of an unknown kind