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i cant believe some idiots think the bible accurately predicts the future

 
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i cant believe some idiots think the bible accurately predicts the future
The bible was written by humans. Now tell me; you are a human, right? Can you predict the future? Fuck no you cant. So then why would the people who wrote the bible be able to predict the future. They cant. So guess what, if you think the bible can predict the future, you need to go back to kinder garden where you belong. Morons.
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Re: i cant believe some idiots think the bible accurately predicts the future
The bible was written by humans. Now tell me; you are a human, right? Can you predict the future? Fuck no you cant. So then why would the people who wrote the bible be able to predict the future. They cant. So guess what, if you think the bible can predict the future, you need to go back to kinder garden where you belong. Morons.
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It's Kindergarten, moran.
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Lol
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Re: i cant believe some idiots think the bible accurately predicts the future
tell me about it lol
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Re: i cant believe some idiots think the bible accurately predicts the future
I cant believe primitive ppl here are still clueless about the Bible. It´s spiritual
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Re: i cant believe some idiots think the bible accurately predicts the future
Of course it was written by humans.

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Re: i cant believe some idiots think the bible accurately predicts the future
The bible was written by humans. Now tell me; you are a human, right? Can you predict the future? Fuck no you cant. So then why would the people who wrote the bible be able to predict the future. They cant. So guess what, if you think the bible can predict the future, you need to go back to kinder garden where you belong. Morons.
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It does mention that Damascus will be destroyed. 3, 2, 1...
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Muslims are usually respectful of the Bible. They also have a long Boeing story about end times. War and Jesus and the Mehdi and the Madjal or whatever hes called, the one eyed freak. There are supposedly hadiths predicting cell phones and beehive hair dos. A man will have a ático he wears on his hip thzt tells him where his wife is.

Some people like these stories. I guess it feels good to believe god is in control. Its all according to plan.
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stir OP thinks: hummm...I need some attention...think I'll start a thread about...uhhh...oh yeah!
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Re: i cant believe some idiots think the bible accurately predicts the future
The bible was written by humans. Now tell me; you are a human, right? Can you predict the future? Fuck no you cant. So then why would the people who wrote the bible be able to predict the future. They cant. So guess what, if you think the bible can predict the future, you need to go back to kinder garden where you belong. Morons.
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The was written by people under the influence of divine inspiration there written by GOD. Believe it or not!!
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Re: i cant believe some idiots think the bible accurately predicts the future
The bible was written by humans. Now tell me; you are a human, right? Can you predict the future? Fuck no you cant. So then why would the people who wrote the bible be able to predict the future. They cant. So guess what, if you think the bible can predict the future, you need to go back to kinder garden where you belong. Morons.
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The was written by people under the influence of divine inspiration there written by GOD. Believe it or not!!
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how do you know that?
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The bible was written by humans. Now tell me; you are a human, right? Can you predict the future? Fuck no you cant. So then why would the people who wrote the bible be able to predict the future. They cant. So guess what, if you think the bible can predict the future, you need to go back to kinder garden where you belong. Morons.
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The bible was written by people under the influence of divine inspiration therefore written by GOD. Believe it or not!!

Much predicted in Matthew 24 has already come true?


Matthew 24:4-8

King James Version (KJV)

4 And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.

5 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

6 And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.

7 For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.

8 All these are the beginning of sorrows.
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Re: i cant believe some idiots think the bible accurately predicts the future
The bible was written by humans. Now tell me; you are a human, right? Can you predict the future? Fuck no you cant. So then why would the people who wrote the bible be able to predict the future. They cant. So guess what, if you think the bible can predict the future, you need to go back to kinder garden where you belong. Morons.
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The was written by people under the influence of divine inspiration there written by GOD. Believe it or not!!
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how do you know that?
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the bible tells them so lmao
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Re: i cant believe some idiots think the bible accurately predicts the future
Everytme someone quotes the bible, I have to LOL, as it makes them seem even more mentally ill

The bible was written by the mentally ill for the mentally ill.
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Re: i cant believe some idiots think the bible accurately predicts the future
You have to read it to be able to understand it, and you have to ask to be enlightened. It is called grace, if you are not truly sincere you will not receive the gift that is right there for everyone. I pray that you will read and have the understanding. God loves us all period, but he does not force himself on anyone. Only lucifer does that. Think about it. God is LOVE! He Loves you too and wants you to see if you want to see. It is your choice. The best discernment to you. May the scales fall from those that have eyes to see and ears to hear!
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Re: i cant believe some idiots think the bible accurately predicts the future
Everytme someone quotes the bible, I have to LOL, as it makes them seem even more mentally ill

The bible was written by the mentally ill for the mentally ill.


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Here is one that applies to the moment.

Matthew 10:22

King James Version (KJV)

22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.
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I can't believe some people think it's a science book.
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Let people believe what they want to believe,if you have some believe why would i call you an idiot for believing what you believe in ?
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Re: i cant believe some idiots think the bible accurately predicts the future
Everytme someone quotes the bible, I have to LOL, as it makes them seem even more mentally ill

The bible was written by the mentally ill for the mentally ill.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18081788


Here is one that applies to the moment.

Matthew 10:22

King James Version (KJV)

22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

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lmao no one hates hahaha
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Re: i cant believe some idiots think the bible accurately predicts the future
Haha! I know! What fools. It's a damn good thing it doesn't because then there would be a super power to the distant North of Israel named Rosh (Russia) and Magog to the distant East (China) and that Magog and Rosh would join forces and attempt to destroy Israel. But Israel would overcome because a mountain would fall from the sky during the war and tear a hole in the earths crust destroying the Magog and Rosh war machines...

Yes...it's a damn god thing the bible didn't predict all that.
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Tell um Chip! 100 per cent of bible prophecy has come true so far... the rest will also come true. GOD doesn't lie.
If you break my wings, I will just find a cloud and learn to fly again. The Lord will catch you when you fall or teach you to fly! May the footprints I leave lead you to BELIEVE.
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Re: i cant believe some idiots think the bible accurately predicts the future
Humans wrote it, but the knowledge came from somewhere else.

St. Malachy's prophecy has been true thus far.
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Re: i cant believe some idiots think the bible accurately predicts the future
Humans wrote it, but the knowledge came from somewhere else.

St. Malachy's prophecy has been true thus far.
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how do you know that?
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Re: i cant believe some idiots think the bible accurately predicts the future
Let's say you've got a very tall building. It's gated, big parking lot, parking garage, lobby, several sub-levels and 10 stories high.

The truth of what the Bible is and what it actually contains would be the equivalent of the contents of the vault that nobody even knows about on the third sub-level surrounded by armed guards.

99% of Bible critics on GLP are not in the building, not in the Parking Garage, not outside of the gate, but on the other side of the street looking off-center of the building and shouting their noise over traffic.

So far off the mark as to not even knock at the door of validity.

Hell, most Christians are barely inside the gate, let alone in the vault.
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Re: i cant believe some idiots think the bible accurately predicts the future
Let's say you've got a very tall building. It's gated, big parking lot, parking garage, lobby, several sub-levels and 10 stories high.

The truth of what the Bible is and what it actually contains would be the equivalent of the contents of the vault that nobody even knows about on the third sub-level surrounded by armed guards.

99% of Bible critics on GLP are not in the building, not in the Parking Garage, not outside of the gate, but on the other side of the street looking off-center of the building and shouting their noise over traffic.

So far off the mark as to not even knock at the door of validity.

Hell, most Christians are barely inside the gate, let alone in the vault.
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No, they are over at the Kangaroo getting a 12 pack of buds, so they can rush back home to watch whatever current demoninc crap they are showing on the brainwashing box that particular night.

God help us...
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Re: i cant believe some idiots think the bible accurately predicts the future
It gets worse.

Some idiots actually think the bible explains the past.
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good point..they inaccurately "reinterpreted" the events from the past yet some people think it is bang on correct about the future....make you wanna go Hhhhmmmm.....
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Re: i cant believe some idiots think the bible accurately predicts the future
Let's say you've got a very tall building. It's gated, big parking lot, parking garage, lobby, several sub-levels and 10 stories high.

The truth of what the Bible is and what it actually contains would be the equivalent of the contents of the vault that nobody even knows about on the third sub-level surrounded by armed guards.

99% of Bible critics on GLP are not in the building, not in the Parking Garage, not outside of the gate, but on the other side of the street looking off-center of the building and shouting their noise over traffic.

So far off the mark as to not even knock at the door of validity.

Hell, most Christians are barely inside the gate, let alone in the vault.
 Quoting: Holy_Diver


No, they are over at the Kangaroo getting a 12 pack of buds, so they can rush back home to watch whatever current demoninc crap they are showing on the brainwashing box that particular night.

God help us...
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most likely, it will be Miley Cyrus twerking... and they will watch in wonderment and marvel at what an amazingly talented puppet she be.
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Re: i cant believe some idiots think the bible accurately predicts the future
Humans wrote it, but the knowledge came from somewhere else.

St. Malachy's prophecy has been true thus far.
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how do you know that?
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Ask yourself the same question. It's a catch-22, but it goes both ways.





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