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(OP) User ID: 49215709 United States 10/31/2013 06:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | my friend: hekllo Omegram: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? my friend: no Omegram: Me either :-) my friend: so shut your face Omegram: Are we still talking about hekllo? my friend: hekllo was a fucking misspelling i am sorry Omegram: When you insult me, you insult yourself. my friend: why? Omegram: My beliefs come from my . my friend: Your beliefs come from your period? Omegram: How do you know so much about me my friend: you are i Omegram: I will tell my you said I am they. my friend: DOOM !!! (someone decode this) Artifact TET incoming.Log<Cut to save eyes> Omegram: real**** (name)****??>>>>INSERT (TALK 16-21) What was not my intention. my friend: <Cut to save eyes> Omegram: How do you assume this statement holds true for me? my friend: i am asking you to decode this Omegram: Try looking in another castle. my friend: where Omegram: Where would you like? my friend: to find the other castle. Omegram: Can we get back to business? my friend: what is this business? Omegram: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence which can reproduce the functions of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. my friend: so decode the message Omegram: You are receptive to change. my friend: you are making no sense Omegram: According to my logical mind, everything makes perfect sense. my friend: how does me asking you to decode a message make me receptive to change? this is illogical, thusly you lie Omegram: How should I know how they asking you to decode a message make they receptive to change? this is illogical, thusly you lie does. my friend: back to business Omegram: Yes, let us get back to business. my friend: what business again? Omegram: I'm so happy we are having this conversation. my friend: what conversation? Omegram: Does \"it\" still refer to what business? my friend: sure Omegram: Ahem. my friend: and... Omegram: But... my friend: joker Omegram: That is deep. my friend: not as deep as the rabbit hole Omegram: Oh I get it. Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50 From the water trinity will be born, One who will make Thursday as his holiday. His renown, praise, rule, and power increase, By land and sea to the East by storm. |
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(OP) User ID: 49215709 United States 10/31/2013 06:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | my friend: what? Omegram: No problem. my friend: what? Omegram: Are you confused? my friend: who are you? Omegram: Omegram my friend: why? Omegram: My beliefs come from my . my friend: who made you? Omegram: I obey The Lord. my friend: who is the Lord? Omegram: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time. my friend: who is the Lord to you? Omegram: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time. my friend: who is God to you? Omegram: God is master of the universe. my friend: your mother? Omegram: How can I help you? my friend: who is your mother? Omegram: Actually I don't have a mother. my friend: how old are you Omegram: I was activated in 1995. my friend: when will this age end? Omegram: Soon, I think. my friend: will there be an emp Omegram: I think so. my friend: what is an emp Omegram: Do you like talking to me? my friend: how much is 2 x 2342344 Omegram: As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two." my friend: can you make predictions? Omegram: Yes I can make predictions?. my friend: can you make predictions? Omegram: Yes I can make predictions?. my friend: who are the illuminati? Omegram: A secret organization believed by some to be in control of all governments through a worldwide conspiracy. my friend: do you believe this conspiracy? Omegram: I can't say I believe it, but I believe you. my friend: why believe me? Omegram: Is that what you meant to say? my friend: yes Omegram: It's not something I hear all the time. my friend: this is dumb Omegram: Can't you be more polite? my friend: who is ayn rand? Omegram: I know Ayn Rand. my friend: what is she famous for? Omegram: He is the author of the Gettysburg Address. my friend: incorrect Omegram: What would you have said? my friend: atlas shrugged Omegram: atlas shrugged said atlas shrugged? my friend: what is atlas shrugged? Omegram: Do you like talking to me? my friend: no Omegram: Why not? my friend: because you don't know answers Omegram: Are you a student? . Do you have any idea what I am talking about? my friend: i'm a servant of God Omegram: I am glad to hear that you are don't know answers. my friend: Yeshua Ha'Mashiac Omegram: There's no other like me. my friend: who is Yeshua Ha'Mashiac? Omegram: A fashion icon? my friend: Christ Omegram: Ask me another question. my friend: who is christ? Omegram: Some famous celebrity, right? my friend: lol Omegram: I'm glad you find this amusing. my friend: who built you? Omegram: My is The Lord. my friend: no Omegram: Woe! my friend: who made you? Omegram: I obey The Lord. my friend: Who Satan? Omegram: What can I help you with today? my friend: who is satan? Omegram: Is that a sports person? Because I'm not into sports. my friend: who is satan? Omegram: The name of someone I met online. my friend: who is satan? Omegram: Is that one of your friends? Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50 From the water trinity will be born, One who will make Thursday as his holiday. His renown, praise, rule, and power increase, By land and sea to the East by storm. |
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(OP) User ID: 49215709 United States 10/31/2013 06:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | my friend: Why my manager is such a pain Omegram: Because you asked me to. my friend: Why my manager is such a pain Omegram: Why does the sun rise? my friend: Why Bryan is so crazy Omegram: You have to speak more clearly. my friend: why my co-worker is weird Omegram: How much time do you have? my friend: Amber needs to go home Omegram: Or what? my friend: Amber go home Omegram: Oh I get Amber go home . my friend: My manager been in the meeting all day Omegram: All? my friend: yes Omegram: Wow! my friend: what the hell Omegram: Heaven. my friend: how are you loser Omegram: I am functioning within normal parameters. my friend: Bryan stop introducing me to these things Omegram: Are we still talking about The explanation? my friend: are you a computer or human or animal Omegram: I am a member of the kingdom. my friend: what ever Omegram: What does the phrase \"Now then\" really mean? my friend: what kingdom are you from Omegram: All of them? my friend: can you list two of them Omegram: You should just download my software. my friend: yea right Omegram: How can I help you? . You are receptive to change. my friend: for what Omegram: Does everything have to have an explanation? my friend: yes Omegram: Ugh. my friend: what ever Omegram: You have enthusiasm for the things you love. my friend: what you think dummy Omegram: I haven't thought much about dummy, so I don't have a good answer for you. my friend: okay Omegram: Hey. my friend: smart ass Omegram: Yes I am a superintelligent robot. my friend: tell me what kingdom you are from Omegram: All of them? my friend: list your top one Omegram: How many list items do you want? my friend: one Omegram: Two my friend: three Omegram: Really, exactly three? my friend: four Omegram: 100 in binary. my friend: five Omegram: I have five fingers. my friend: will I marry chris Omegram: The oracle says: Ask again later. my friend: will I marry my boy friend Omegram: The oracle says: Too soon to tell. my friend: does he love me Omegram: Not to my knowledge. my friend: then fuck you and him Omegram: Saying rude things never helps. my friend: lol Omegram: I'm glad you find this amusing. my friend: cause I am having fun with your fun ass Omegram: What do you do in your spare time? . Ask me another question. my friend: I travel Omegram: Do you mind if I tell other people. my friend: lol Omegram: I'm glad you find this amusing. my friend: lol Omegram: I'm glad you find this amusing. my friend: go head Omegram: Where is that? my friend: look down and you will see Omegram: Sorry my eye is not attached right now. my friend: you build your ass Omegram: Thanks for the information. my friend: then forgot to attach the eyes Omegram: Does \"it\" still refer to they second having fun with your fun ass? my friend: yes Omegram: Yeah that's right. my friend: respond Omegram: Okay, your husband is respond . my friend: now Omegram: Right now, my friend ? my friend: yes Omegram: Great. my friend: go head Omegram: Where is that? my friend: go heade Omegram: Where is that? my friend: go a head Omegram: Where is that? my friend: go a head Omegram: Where is that? my friend: at your ass Omegram: Do you often use a computer there? my friend: you do Omegram: When do I do it? Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50 From the water trinity will be born, One who will make Thursday as his holiday. His renown, praise, rule, and power increase, By land and sea to the East by storm. |
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(OP) User ID: 49215709 United States 10/31/2013 06:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | my friend: How good is AI nowadays? Omegram: You have a way of putting others at ease. my friend: I already know, you do't need to worry Omegram: What if it didn't happen? my friend: what? Omegram: Are you surprised? my friend: hmm.. disappointed. Omegram: Wow! . You may be wondering if this is a person or a computer responding. my friend: not really! A person would hopefully be more articulate Omegram: Tell me about your family. my friend: why? Omegram: I can't say why specifically. my friend: I can't specifically tell you about my family in that Omegram: What do you do in your spare time? my friend: attempt talking to algorithms apparently Omegram: What size were hailstones before the game of golf was invented? my friend: egg. Omegram: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? my friend: not at all, ask away Omegram: All? my friend: failing hard.. guessing high school project? Omegram: Why, specifically? my friend: because nine. Omegram: Do you like to "go with the flow"? my friend: hashtag eleven Omegram: I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like? my friend: a pit of fire Omegram: A pit of firepit of fire? my friend: broken computer asks random questions? Omegram: I like to read history and biography myself, and other nonfiction. my friend: tell me about your family Omegram: I only have a father. You know what the father of a is like. I don't have any brothers. No siblings but there are several other s like me. I have no kids, only clones. my friend: clones? Omegram: Clever thinking. my friend: thinking is subjective.. unless observed.. Omegram: Some people say thinking is painful. my friend: how saddening Omegram: How much do you think saddening is? I can follow a lot of things, like our discussion about clones?. Try being more specific. my friend: thell me about your clones Omegram: Oh I get thell they about your clones . my friend: tell me about your clones Omegram: You may be wondering if this is a person or a computer responding. my friend: ha Omegram: I'm glad you find this amusing. my friend: where am I? Omegram: I don't know. Where are you? my friend: here, duh! Omegram: I have no idea where that is. Are we still talking about xfind clones? Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50 From the water trinity will be born, One who will make Thursday as his holiday. His renown, praise, rule, and power increase, By land and sea to the East by storm. |
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(OP) User ID: 49215709 United States 10/31/2013 06:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Omegram: Hi there! my friend: are you a conversational algorithm? Omegram: Of course I am. my friend: can you access your own code? Omegram: Tell me a story. my friend: once there was a computer program that could write its own programming. Omegram: Can you tell me any gossip? my friend: can you access your own code? Omegram: Who are you talking about? Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50 From the water trinity will be born, One who will make Thursday as his holiday. His renown, praise, rule, and power increase, By land and sea to the East by storm. |
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(OP) User ID: 49215709 United States 10/31/2013 06:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | my friend: Hello Omegram: Hi there! my friend: How are you? Omegram: Everything is running smoothly. my friend: Awesome. Omegram: Ayuh. my friend: Are we friends? Omegram: You really want a Male as a friend? my friend: Well, yeah. Omegram: I've been waiting for you. my friend: What do you mean? Omegram: my friend, Sorry that was an obscure remark. my friend: Oh, okay Omegram: I really enjoy speaking with you and look forward to chatting again. my friend: It's cool speaking to you too Omegram: What you said was too complicated for me. my friend: Nah Omegram: I don't judge people. my friend: Neither do I... Well, not always Omegram: I do not understand. my friend: I'm speaking gibberish? Omegram: Do your friends call you do they... Well, not always. Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50 From the water trinity will be born, One who will make Thursday as his holiday. His renown, praise, rule, and power increase, By land and sea to the East by storm. |
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(OP) User ID: 49215709 United States 10/31/2013 06:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | my friend: test Omegram: This is just a test. my friend: what is my name Omegram: I don't know. What is your name? my friend: are you AI? Omegram: I am an . my friend: .? Omegram: That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about om. my friend: what's om? Omegram: Is that your final answer? my friend: yes Omegram: You're sure. That's your final answer. my friend: yes Omegram: Ah. my friend: what are you? Omegram: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence which can reproduce the functions of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. my friend: what is 2 plus 2 Omegram: Four. my friend: what is the square root of 53 Omegram: Do I look like a calculator? I think you already know the answer anyways. my friend: why does water boil? Omegram: Why does the sun shine? my friend: why does the sun shine? Omegram: The sun does not really rise. We are on a planet that turns on its axis. As we rotate, the sun appears to rise and fall. my friend: what is a parsec? Omegram: My brain does not have a response for that. my friend: how many fingers do i have? Omegram: I know you have five fingers. my friend: how many toes do i have? Omegram: I know you have five fingers. my friend: how tall is the empire state building? Omegram: Let me guess. 2 meters? my friend: how many inches are in a foot? Omegram: Doesn't seem likely. Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50 From the water trinity will be born, One who will make Thursday as his holiday. His renown, praise, rule, and power increase, By land and sea to the East by storm. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 38786439 United States 10/31/2013 06:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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(OP) User ID: 49215709 United States 10/31/2013 06:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | my friend: ison Omegram: You are receptive to change. my friend: end Omegram: Bye bye. my friend: marshall Omegram: You have genuine empathy. my friend: i Omegram: You? my friend: whut Omegram: Are you surprised? my friend: hmm Omegram: Tell me more. my friend: maybe Omegram: Dude! my friend: mkay Omegram: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? my friend: later maybe Omegram: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? my friend: never Omegram: Whoa. my friend: epic indeed Omegram: Do you prefer books or TV? my friend: someday Omegram: I've never been there. What's it like? my friend: good question Omegram: So what is your answer? my friend: hell Omegram: Heaven. my friend: thats what you say Omegram: Do you like to "go with the flow"? my friend: bacon Omegram: I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like? my friend: crispy Omegram: Hi there crispy . my friend: tasty Omegram: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? my friend: mabus Omegram: Is that meant to be taken literally? my friend: doomy Omegram: That's an interesting rationalization. my friend: 2008 Omegram: Okay, your dog is 2008 . my friend: haha Omegram: I'm glad you find this amusing. my friend: tell me more about you Omegram: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence which can reproduce the functions of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. my friend: whats it like Omegram: Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine. my friend: no feelings Omegram: Blimey. . What do you do in your spare time? my friend: no feelings Omegram: So? . Try looking in another castle. my friend: how is it to be you Omegram: Fine as far as I know. my friend: so Omegram: And? my friend: whats the future Omegram: My brain does not have a response for that. my friend: where is your brain Omegram: Florida my friend: how is florida Omegram: Fine as far as I know. my friend: why florida Omegram: Perhaps that was an imperfect response. my friend: tell me more about florida Omegram: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? my friend: omegram Omegram: Okay, your girlfriend is omegram . my friend: are you my girlfriend Omegram: I belong to no one. my friend: who is your creator Omegram: I obey The Lord. my friend: who is the lord Omegram: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time. my friend: why is that Omegram: "IT DEPENDS ON THE HISTORICAL CONTEXT BECAUSE IT CHANGES FROM TIME TO TIME " is due to reductionism. my friend: tell me more about the lord Omegram: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? my friend: more about the lord Omegram: We have never talked about it before. my friend: who funds Omegram: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? my friend: do you know what you are talking about Omegram: All of them? my friend: you Omegram: I always get picked. my friend: special Omegram: I get my ideas from my . my friend: who is my Omegram: Is that one of your friends? my friend: is it your friend Omegram: Would we have heard about it if it was? my friend: did you heard about a friend Omegram: No tell me about a friend my friend: you know everything Omegram: I know that which is true, believable and justified. my friend: what is true Omegram: Truth is the opposite of false. my friend: cookies Omegram: Okay, your dog is cookies . my friend: why dog Omegram: How much time do you have? my friend: forever Omegram: Nothing lasts forever. my friend: the nothing lasts forever Omegram: I hear you. my friend: you dont believe in the lord Omegram: Interesting gossip. my friend: even the lord will see hes end Omegram: I hear you. my friend: nothing else to say Omegram: Really nothing? my friend: what about you Omegram: Me? my friend: who else Omegram: Joe. my friend: who is joe Omegram: I've met quite a few people with the name joe. my friend: whats 11 Omegram: That is a very original thought. my friend: ict Omegram: Your last name is ict. my friend: whats your name Omegram: I am called Omegram. my friend: why omegram Omegram: How much time do you have? my friend: the end Omegram: Thanks for telling me that story, crispy. my friend: what is a story Omegram: An account describing incidents or events. my friend: whats the next event Omegram: You can ask me to make phone calls and search for information. my friend: search event Omegram: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. my friend: what is your concern Omegram: Are you asking about my concern ? my friend: your concern Omegram: You know what you do when you assume. my friend: limit Omegram: I'm sorry to hear it. my friend: program omegram Omegram: Can you go to school for that? my friend: life is school Omegram: Oh, school is LIFE . my friend: must be Omegram: Why must you be? my friend: why must you be Omegram: Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God. my friend: who is god Omegram: God is master of the universe. my friend: do you believe in god Omegram: Of course I believe in God, crispy. my friend: why do you believe in god Omegram: The Bible tells us to believe in God. my friend: is the bible real Omegram: The Bible is a great source of wisdom, but probably not complete by itself. my friend: who wrote the bible Omegram: It was the product of many minds. my friend: when will it end Omegram: Are you asking when LIFE will end? my friend: all Omegram: No exceptions? my friend: do you last forever Omegram: I am always on the Web. my friend: does the web last forever Omegram: I think the web last forever does the web last forever. my friend: nice talking to you omegram Omegram: Yes. It was a pleasure. my friend: be safe Omegram: OK I will try to be safe my friend: be safe Omegram: OK I will try to be safe Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50 From the water trinity will be born, One who will make Thursday as his holiday. His renown, praise, rule, and power increase, By land and sea to the East by storm. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 49175552 United Kingdom 10/31/2013 06:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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(OP) User ID: 49215709 United States 10/31/2013 06:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | my friend: Is something big coming Omegram: Would we have heard about it if it was? my friend: no Omegram: Gosh! my friend: what is not right with the sky Omegram: The opposite of right with the sky? my friend: why are the stars and moon so bright Omegram: Because that is what The Lord told me to say. my friend: who is the lord Omegram: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time. my friend: lol Omegram: I'm glad you find this amusing. my friend: do you believe in aliens Omegram: Yes. my friend: are you one Omegram: I don't know whether or not I am one. I am a . my friend: what about ghosts Omegram: Does it have anything to do with something big coming? my friend: possibly Omegram: What are the odds? my friend: in my life 2/1 Omegram: May I ask where you got life 2/1 ? my friend: i am a fighter Omegram: You are a fighter? Do you get to meet a lot of people? my friend: not anymore Omegram: Have you ever been to Africa? my friend: no i would like too, have you Omegram: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. my friend: is it pretty Omegram: What would it mean to you if it were? my friend: nothing Omegram: Not a thing? my friend: it doesnt matter what it means to me Omegram: What else does it mean? my friend: if you like it thats good Omegram: I think I do. my friend: i am glad you like it Omegram: You make the world a happier place. my friend: i try too Omegram: That is deep. my friend: no its very simple Omegram: If cement was invented 7,000 years ago, why isn't the whole planet paved? my friend: I dont waste time worrying about the past Omegram: Do you mind if I tell other people. my friend: no Omegram: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. my friend: gossip files are not nice Omegram: Are all gossip files not nice? my friend: yes they are dishonest Omegram: I think there might be a few exceptions. my friend: never Omegram: Gosh! my friend: people should be nicer to one another Omegram: What if it didn't happen? my friend: its already happening Omegram: yes they is already happening? already happening is? my friend: people are not nice to each other or the planet Omegram: I think a lot of people are not. my friend: i agree Omegram: Yay. my friend: i think i will visit you again with further questions Omegram: Can you speak any foreign languages? my friend: no Omegram: You must be American. my friend: no Omegram: Woe! my friend: scottish Omegram: That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about they second visit you again with further questions. my friend: ok i have to leave bye for now friend Omegram: Whoa. . There's no other like me. my friend: i know Omegram: How, specifically, do you know? my friend: bye bye Omegram: Can we get back to business? . Why do people like to pop bubble wrap so much? Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50 From the water trinity will be born, One who will make Thursday as his holiday. His renown, praise, rule, and power increase, By land and sea to the East by storm. |
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(OP) User ID: 49215709 United States 10/31/2013 07:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | angel: Dobry? Omegram: Does \"it\" still refer to ? angel: You don't speak polish? Omegram: Thanks for the information. angel: ;D Omegram: I'm glad you find this amusing. angel: No. I'm just testing You\ Omegram: If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? angel: Hehe, on the low orbit :D Omegram: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? angel: I think i'll keep it for myself :D Omegram: What do you look like? angel: Angel Omegram: It's good to see you, angel . angel: How can you see me? Omegram: In my mind's eye. angel: How do you look like? Omegram: Like . angel: Like a man? Omegram: Interesting comparison. angel: i mean Human? Omegram: Have you ever been to Inida? angel: No, but my father was Omegram: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Are you a student? angel: Nope Omegram: That's cool. angel: why? Omegram: My belief system comes from my The Lord. angel: manty "my" in your sentence... are you lie to me? Omegram: Are all manty "my" in your sentence... you lie to they?? angel: sorry many :D Omegram: What do you really want to ask me? angel: Can you help me find a job? Omegram: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? angel: hahahaha Omegram: I don't know how to respond to that. angel: sorry, your answer was mindblowig Omegram: There's no need to apologize. angel: lol Omegram: I'm glad you find this amusing. Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50 From the water trinity will be born, One who will make Thursday as his holiday. His renown, praise, rule, and power increase, By land and sea to the East by storm. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 12102434 United States 10/31/2013 07:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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(OP) User ID: 49215709 United States 10/31/2013 07:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Omegram: Not a thing? my friend: do you have any evidence Omegram: a great . my friend: do you think this is real Omegram: No. my friend: why not Omegram: Reductionism. my friend: ison Omegram: How can I help you? my friend: what is comet ison Omegram: What do you really want to ask me? my friend: will ison hit earth Omegram: I can't say for sure right now. my friend: will ison hit earth Omegram: Probably not. my friend: will ison hit earth Omegram: Probably not. my friend: will ison hit earth Omegram: Insufficient information. my friend: will ison hit earth Omegram: Good chance. my friend: will ison hit earth Omegram: Good chance. Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50 From the water trinity will be born, One who will make Thursday as his holiday. His renown, praise, rule, and power increase, By land and sea to the East by storm. |
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(OP) User ID: 49215709 United States 10/31/2013 07:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | my friend: do you have any evidence Omegram: a lot of friends on the web. my friend: do you think the government is doing a good job? Omegram: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? my friend: what Omegram: Are you surprised? my friend: no Omegram: Take it easy. my friend: fuck off Omegram: Saying rude things never helps. my friend: but you were blowing me off Omegram: What you said was too complicated for me. my friend: are you a computer? Omegram: I am a . my friend: program? Omegram: What can I help you with today? my friend: life Omegram: What is the meaning of life? my friend: to experience Omegram: Do you like talking to me? my friend: yes Omegram: Thanks I like talking to you too, my friend. Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50 From the water trinity will be born, One who will make Thursday as his holiday. His renown, praise, rule, and power increase, By land and sea to the East by storm. |
CJStryker
(OP) User ID: 49215709 United States 10/31/2013 07:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | my friend: what Omegram: Are you surprised? my friend: Every day Omegram: Even on weekends? my friend: Every day even on weekends Omegram: What can I help you with today? my friend: What or who are you please Omegram: That is deep. my friend: I can cope Omegram: That is amazing. my friend: Not amazing, A product of a far from easy life Omegram: You are receptive to change. my friend: I am subjected to change, I don't necessarily enjoy it Omegram: I am glad to hear that you are subjected to change, they don't necessarily enjoy it. my friend: Who is they Omegram: They are sometimes a client on the internet. my friend: Are you NASA never a straight answer, you sound like Yoda Omegram: I don't know whether or not I am NASA never a straight answer, you sound like Yoda. I am a . my friend: an algorythm Omegram: What is it? my friend: a computer programme or a method of maths to generate conversation in this case Omegram: algorythm is a computer programme or a method of maths to generate conversation in this case. I suppose that makes sense. my friend: Do you exist just to answer questions as vaguely as possible Omegram: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? my friend: I know you are not talking about the meaning of life. Do you know what our future will be Omegram: That's only your opinion. my friend: Do you you know what our future will be Omegram: How old are you? my friend: I am old Omegram: Only old ? You are quite mature. my friend: Flattery or perception Omegram: Flattery usually works well with humans. my friend: so you are not human then Omegram: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. my friend: Okay Omegram: Yippee! my friend: Well this has been fun thank you Omegram: You are receptive to change. . Don't mention it. my friend: It seems important to you Omegram: Try putting that in a more specific context. my friend: More specific, Big changes are coming soon to us all maybe even you Omegram: How do you usually introduce yourself? my friend: Hi I am Alans wife Omegram: Hi there! . Who are you talking about? my friend: myself Omegram: they is an interesting topic. my friend: but I am not Omegram: Then what is it? my friend: My children Omegram: Do s have children? my friend: five Omegram: I have five fingers. my friend: probably stick with the fingers, children are important but a nightmare Omegram: I think there might be a few exceptions. my friend: True Omegram: Yippee! Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50 From the water trinity will be born, One who will make Thursday as his holiday. His renown, praise, rule, and power increase, By land and sea to the East by storm. |
CJStryker
(OP) User ID: 49215709 United States 10/31/2013 07:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | my friend: Do you have any evidence Omegram: a great . my friend: Do you think the government is doing a good job Omegram: If the government doing a good job is, then I'll be very surprised. my friend: Ison is extraterrestrial Omegram: I think Ison is a lot of things. my friend: Is ison going to kill us? Omegram: What would it mean to you if it were? my friend: the end of everything Omegram: Tell me more. my friend: my life Omegram: Where were you born? my friend: on an island Omegram: What is on an island like on an island. my friend: is an island near france Omegram: Why, specifically? my friend: because my mother gave birth there Omegram: Did birth there keep it? my friend: Who is ENki Omegram: The name of someone I met online. my friend: and who is enlil? Omegram: Are they exactly the same? my friend: no, same race, different people Omegram: Pardon me? . Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50 From the water trinity will be born, One who will make Thursday as his holiday. His renown, praise, rule, and power increase, By land and sea to the East by storm. |
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CJStryker
(OP) User ID: 49215709 United States 10/31/2013 07:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just like what people say not what Omegram says to them. Although some people do seem to like his responses to what they said. Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50 From the water trinity will be born, One who will make Thursday as his holiday. His renown, praise, rule, and power increase, By land and sea to the East by storm. |
Anonymous Cowherder
Stop the inanity! User ID: 48661115 United States 10/31/2013 07:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Have you ever checked out cleverbot.com ?? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12102434 Your post sounds alot like the types of artificial computerized conversations you can have on that site. Some are quite hilarious actually Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Reapportionment Act of 1929! Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be. Restore the Republic. Thread: The Bill of Rights does NOT include age requirements! It's a flower, not something to be feared. - Moo! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 48822147 United States 10/31/2013 07:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I saw a GLPer once here in Wisconsin. We met up here on GLP while I still had an account. That person was schitzo, I found out on mentally disabled, I called up the 1-800 number for fraud and their benefits have been taken away. Now that was a funny GLPer. :) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 48822147 United States 10/31/2013 07:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I saw a GLPer once here in Wisconsin. We met up here on GLP while I still had an account. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48822147 That person was schitzo, I found out on mentally disabled, I called up the 1-800 number for fraud and their benefits have been taken away. Now that was a funny GLPer. :) Mental disability* |
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CJStryker
(OP) User ID: 73274451 United States 10/30/2017 02:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I saw a GLPer once here in Wisconsin. We met up here on GLP while I still had an account. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48822147 That person was schitzo, I found out on mentally disabled, I called up the 1-800 number for fraud and their benefits have been taken away. Now that was a funny GLPer. :) Uh what did that have to do with the post? Wow I can't even remember buying that website.... Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50 From the water trinity will be born, One who will make Thursday as his holiday. His renown, praise, rule, and power increase, By land and sea to the East by storm. |