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My husband made me get a new cellphone today. :-(

 
waterlily
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My husband made me get a new cellphone today. :-(
Usually he is a pretty nice guy, but today he was a real villain.

He wanted a new cell phone, which I think is a good idea because he really needs it for work, but in order to get it he sacrificed MINE!

I liked my simple little cell phone, I hardly ever use it but for emergencies anyway. It is so simple, so uncluttered. And now I have to give it up.

I will have to get one with a learning curve, and all kinds of junk that I do not want. I am not happy.

Well, I told him he is as bad as Bill Gates!

That's all. I just wanted to complain a little.

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*********** WaterLily ***********
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-- T. S. Elliot, Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

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"Pompey made his preparations for the war at the end of the winter, entered upon it at the commencement of spring,
and finished it in the middle of the summer."
-- Cicero, De Imperio Cn. Pompei
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Re: My husband made me get a new cellphone today. :-(
Sorry but it was probably past time for you to get rid of that Nokia 5180!!!

rofl
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Maybe this will cheer you up.


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Re: My husband made me get a new cellphone today. :-(
Hope you get the Galaxy 4. It is awesome.

Wish I could get one.

Sorry about losing your little phone....but honestly once you get the hang of the new phone I think you will like it...

Hope you get one with camera and video.

You will be surprised at how often you will use that video...it comes in mighty handy sometimes.

Last Edited by JasmineinNM on 02/24/2014 06:48 PM
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angryfacelmao
We are a REPUBLIC.If we can keep it MORAN!
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Re: My husband made me get a new cellphone today. :-(
Now you can access glp on your phone.

You may never get anything done ever again. Your husband will regret stealing your old phone.
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Re: My husband made me get a new cellphone today. :-(
maybe this one

[link to dx.com]
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Re: My husband made me get a new cellphone today. :-(
I can send u mine. It's pretty much dead. The only one who ever calls me is calling the wrong number but if I tell him then no one will ever call. Makes me want to white wash a rat sometimes
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Now you can browse GLP even more
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angryfacelmao
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when the hell did these things come out?
I want one!!jerkit
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Toss that tosser
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What type of phone do you have now?
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Re: My husband made me get a new cellphone today. :-(
Was this your previous cellphone Lily?

:cellphone1:

:sarcasm1:



Time for a new phone dear.

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02/24/2014 07:19 PM
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He sounds like a control freak
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Re: My husband made me get a new cellphone today. :-(
I have an older Motorola, and what I get in return is his grimy old flip phone. I already have a nice little android tablet that fits in my purse next to my checkbook, so I do not need to use a phone to check out what is happening on GLP or my email.

No, Anhedonic, it is not THAT ancient! Just well broken in.

And I do not need a Jitterbug, I can see the keys and am quite computer literate. That's I why I am smart enough to stay away from more learning curves!

I loved that Husky trying to sweet talk that kitty! Thanks, it did cheer me up.

Jasmine, your day will come, really it will, when you can afford a new cell phone too!

Thanks guys for listening, you are all top of the line.
hearts
*********** WaterLily ***********
" Do I dare
Disturb the universe?"
-- T. S. Elliot, Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

*************************************
“We are as ignorant of the meaning of the dragon as we are of the meaning of the universe.”
-- Jorge Luis Borges
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Pompey made his preparations for the war at the end of the winter, entered upon it at the commencement of spring,
and finished it in the middle of the summer."
-- Cicero, De Imperio Cn. Pompei
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Re: My husband made me get a new cellphone today. :-(
He sounds like a control freak
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51821120


Somebody has got to get shit done.
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Re: My husband made me get a new cellphone today. :-(
I swear my 19 month old baby is every bit as competent on my iphone as I am, and I'm pretty competent. What f'ing learning curve????
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Re: My husband made me get a new cellphone today. :-(
I have an older Motorola, and what I get in return is his grimy old flip phone. I already have a nice little android tablet that fits in my purse next to my checkbook, so I do not need to use a phone to check out what is happening on GLP or my email.

No, Anhedonic, it is not THAT ancient! Just well broken in.

And I do not need a Jitterbug, I can see the keys and am quite computer literate. That's I why I am smart enough to stay away from more learning curves!

I loved that Husky trying to sweet talk that kitty! Thanks, it did cheer me up.

Jasmine, your day will come, really it will, when you can afford a new cell phone too!

Thanks guys for listening, you are all top of the line.
hearts
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That little kitty was scared almost the whole time, never backed up.
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02/24/2014 07:36 PM
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Tell him to Eff off and you buy the phone you like. Or anything else you like........ Be you.........hf
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Re: My husband made me get a new cellphone today. :-(
I can send u mine. It's pretty much dead. The only one who ever calls me is calling the wrong number but if I tell him then no one will ever call. Makes me want to white wash a rat sometimes
 Quoting: furPete'sSake


I have a message on mine to not leave voicemail because I never check it, if they know me well enough to call me they can call my home phone. But you know, they try to leave messages anyway!
*********** WaterLily ***********
" Do I dare
Disturb the universe?"
-- T. S. Elliot, Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

*************************************
“We are as ignorant of the meaning of the dragon as we are of the meaning of the universe.”
-- Jorge Luis Borges
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Pompey made his preparations for the war at the end of the winter, entered upon it at the commencement of spring,
and finished it in the middle of the summer."
-- Cicero, De Imperio Cn. Pompei
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Re: My husband made me get a new cellphone today. :-(
I swear my 19 month old baby is every bit as competent on my iphone as I am, and I'm pretty competent. What f'ing learning curve????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1431487


We all have different strengths and weaknesses, sweetie.
hf

I do not want to waste time learning an interface which will bring me no benefit.
*********** WaterLily ***********
" Do I dare
Disturb the universe?"
-- T. S. Elliot, Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

*************************************
“We are as ignorant of the meaning of the dragon as we are of the meaning of the universe.”
-- Jorge Luis Borges
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Pompey made his preparations for the war at the end of the winter, entered upon it at the commencement of spring,
and finished it in the middle of the summer."
-- Cicero, De Imperio Cn. Pompei
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Re: My husband made me get a new cellphone today. :-(
Your husband is a high ranking member of the Illuminati elite, and clearly wants you tracked by the NSA because he suspects you of subversion. He's probably a reptilian.
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Re: My husband made me get a new cellphone today. :-(
He sounds like a control freak
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He is. I tease him about it, then ignore him. He used to be a manager in aerospace, and misses a team to manage. I understand and don't take it to heart, usually.

But he got on the phone with the phone people behind my back and it was a done deal before I knew what was happening.
*********** WaterLily ***********
" Do I dare
Disturb the universe?"
-- T. S. Elliot, Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

*************************************
“We are as ignorant of the meaning of the dragon as we are of the meaning of the universe.”
-- Jorge Luis Borges
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Pompey made his preparations for the war at the end of the winter, entered upon it at the commencement of spring,
and finished it in the middle of the summer."
-- Cicero, De Imperio Cn. Pompei
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told him he is as bad as Bill Gates!

You go LADY!!!!
thats the way to yell at'em

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SoOn!!
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Maybe this will cheer you up.



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Well it sure cheered me up! Love, love, love that dog.
Greater is He who is in me than he who is in the world.

Whatever feels good to your soul, do that.
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I swear my 19 month old baby is every bit as competent on my iphone as I am, and I'm pretty competent. What f'ing learning curve????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1431487


that right there is sad
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Maybe this will cheer you up.



 Quoting: Boris the Cat


Well it sure cheered me up! Love, love, love that dog.
 Quoting: Ms. Superduper


Me too!
*********** WaterLily ***********
" Do I dare
Disturb the universe?"
-- T. S. Elliot, Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

*************************************
“We are as ignorant of the meaning of the dragon as we are of the meaning of the universe.”
-- Jorge Luis Borges
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Pompey made his preparations for the war at the end of the winter, entered upon it at the commencement of spring,
and finished it in the middle of the summer."
-- Cicero, De Imperio Cn. Pompei
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Re: My husband made me get a new cellphone today. :-(
I swear my 19 month old baby is every bit as competent on my iphone as I am, and I'm pretty competent. What f'ing learning curve????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1431487


that right there is sad
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Why is it sad?
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*sigh*


first world problems....
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Did he make you cry
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Do you not read on here what can be done to you now via govt monitoring? Has all the conspiracy been lost on you?

Is this site your "friends"? :(





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