Ebola Joke(s) -- Got one?

A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for the first time.

The husband exposes his knotted and twisted arms. He explains, "I had elbowla as a child."

The wife asks if he means ebola. He says, "No, it only affects the elbows."

He removes his pants and reveals deformed knees. He admits, "I had kneesles, too."

Finally, he pulls off his boxers. In shock, the woman gasps, "Oh no -- smallcox, too!"

Olaf

Olaf

What's the difference between an ebola patient and a woman on her period? The ebola patient shuts the hell up once they stop bleeding.

How do you know if a unicorn has ebola? It has hemorr-magic fever.

What's the easiest way to enforce ebola quarantine in Detroit? Throw a pair of Nike sneakers in a pit.

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What's the best way to transport an ebola victim? A sponge.

How do we know coconuts don't migrate? African swallows don't last very long before being puked back up, with ebola going around.

How do you get an ebola girl to put out on the first date?
Pull out her tampon.