Ebola Joke(s) -- Got one?

A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for the first time.

The husband exposes his knotted and twisted arms. He explains, "I had elbowla as a child."

The wife asks if he means ebola. He says, "No, it only affects the elbows."

He removes his pants and reveals deformed knees. He admits, "I had kneesles, too."

Finally, he pulls off his boxers. In shock, the woman gasps, "Oh no -- smallcox, too!"

What did the ebola patient say to the prostitute??

Keep the tip...

What's the quickest way to get rid of an ebola victim? Flush.

What do female ebola victims use for a dildo?

A paint stirrer....

6143840 you have so many!

I've been enjoying them all, thanks!

Haha. I have no life and a quick (albeit dorky) wit. :)