The case of the missing pears

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The case of the missing pears
John Nash Offer Upgrade User ID: 15935524 United States 07/24/2015 09:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	The case of the missing pears So I've got this handy asian pear tree in the back yard. I was admiring the number of fruit on the tree last week noting that they were approaching about golf ball size. This morning I go out and see the tree and there is not one pear to be found anywhere! None on the tree, none on the ground. Dang! What pesky varmints like asian pears? Or did my tree get visited by hungry aliens? A supply-limited commodity, instantly transferable worldwide, person-to-person, is intrinsically and uniquely valuable.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 69838970 United States 07/24/2015 10:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The case of the missing pears Squirrels
Anonymous Coward User ID: 56607417 United States 07/24/2015 10:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The case of the missing pears So I've got this handy asian pear tree in the back yard. I was admiring the number of fruit on the tree last week noting that they were approaching about golf ball size. This morning I go out and see the tree and there is not one pear to be found anywhere! None on the tree, none on the ground. Dang! What pesky varmints like asian pears? Or did my tree get visited by hungry aliens? Quoting: John Nash Sorry! Entrepeneur here! [link to www.amazon.com]
Anonymous Coward User ID: 56607417 United States 07/24/2015 10:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The case of the missing pears So I've got this handy asian pear tree in the back yard. I was admiring the number of fruit on the tree last week noting that they were approaching about golf ball size. This morning I go out and see the tree and there is not one pear to be found anywhere! None on the tree, none on the ground. Dang! What pesky varmints like asian pears? Or did my tree get visited by hungry aliens? Quoting: John Nash I'll send you a free bottle!
Lionels Love User ID: 65730596 United States 07/24/2015 10:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The case of the missing pears Had a friend his fruit trees were full of fruit and next day all trees were bare next morning. He lives near woods and a large creek and he found a Bigfoot print. The print was found near the outdoor pool! ___ _Kindnesstard___________________ "The love of knowledge is a kind of madness" C.S.Lewis ____________
strgzr User ID: 23551062 United States 07/24/2015 10:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: The case of the missing pears So I've got this handy asian pear tree in the back yard. I was admiring the number of fruit on the tree last week noting that they were approaching about golf ball size. This morning I go out and see the tree and there is not one pear to be found anywhere! None on the tree, none on the ground. Dang! What pesky varmints like asian pears? Or did my tree get visited by hungry aliens? Quoting: John Nash Ahh, but the pears that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I'd have produced that key if they hadn't of pulled the peartree out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers... :)
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