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CERN Status as of 9/26 (Geneva), Beams dumped due to UFO

 
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This is a Spiritual Warfare people. Yom Kipper was pushed 2 days. The Falling Angels are waiting until tomorrow to run the CERN. Don't worry, you will have your DOOM soon.


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I cant find anything about Yom Kippur being pushed back two days. Do you have a link?
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It's crap. Yom Kippur ends tonight. 23rd.
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Will it be up and back running for the "special collisions" this week?

Can't believe this has not been covered.

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 Quoting: Clockwork 1126


They cant do it!
Those black magicians who protect
have been overthrown.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70089906


^^^THIS

A birdie told me they can't use the magnets anymore, so they tried electricity and got "caught"?

Wonder how many humans it would take to power CERN?

^catch my drift???
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They are cranking it up
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Full operations in process.
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THE delay of Yom Kippor is based on the unprecedented sandstorm in Israel that blocked the moon sighting for 2 days. Rosh Hassah? started late, depends if that was a delay.
911 & 923 Foretell of things incoming.
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THE delay of Yom Kippor is based on the unprecedented sandstorm in Israel that blocked the moon sighting for 2 days. Rosh Hassah? started late, depends if that was a delay.
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so, DOOM is delayed how many times so far ? and how many different ways ?..... wtf

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THE delay of Yom Kippor is based on the unprecedented sandstorm in Israel that blocked the moon sighting for 2 days. Rosh Hassah? started late, depends if that was a delay.
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what's all this Moon stuff, don't they have clocks and calendars like the rest of us ?... wtf

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Will it be up and back running for the "special collisions" this week?

Can't believe this has not been covered.

[link to meltronx.com]

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 Quoting: Clockwork 1126


They cant do it!
Those black magicians who protect
have been overthrown.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70089906


^^^THIS

A birdie told me they can't use the magnets anymore, so they tried electricity and got "caught"?

Wonder how many humans it would take to power CERN?

^catch my drift???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70048407



popcornstoner
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41126899


Dump what you know, I've had more than a few thoughts of masses of humans being beneath CERN, which I push away since it makes no sense.
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The moon sighting was delayed and so was CERN as it became the 23rd in Geneva
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The moon sighting was delayed and so was CERN as it became the 23rd in Geneva
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this is starting to get down right creepy.

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The moon sighting was delayed and so was CERN as it became the 23rd in Geneva
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this is starting to get down right creepy.

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 Quoting: Holy Cow!_33


On late night with colbert, colbert clearly said "false starts on the 23rd" (fall starts)
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A hole has been opened and they say there has been a intervention with it. I dont know what the hell that means but it sounds like there trying to keep one open and have it be stable.


83485 24-Sep-2015 04:24 163985 LHCb Roger Barlow

The hole in the muon chambers has shifted from M2 to M4, as expected after the intervention.

83484 24-Sep-2015 04:19 163985 LHCb Regis Lefevre
** From the Alarm Screen **
ERROR CAME on 2015.09.24 04:19:05.752:
OMA/DBDrivenAnalysisTask/LHCb - Inefficient/dead chamber detected! algorithm CheckHolesAndSpikes : Hole detected for C32A (delta=0) and also for bins: C32B C32C---ALARM from Analysis Task DBDrivenAnalysisTask/LHCb on Saveset /hist/Savesets/2015/LHCb/MuonDAQMon/09/24/MuonDAQMon-163984-2​0150924T041836-EOR.root analysis CheckHolesAndSpikes on MuonDAQMon/MuonMonitor/Pads by Chamber on histogram MuonDAQMon/MuonMonitor/Pads by Chamber_$M4R4

=> this is normal: see [link to lblogbook.cern.ch] (as expected at the same time the alarm on M2R2 side C disappeared)
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Wow, don't know what to think. Looks like the technician doesn't know either. I bet that thing can be electronically hijacked...

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They cant do it!
Those black magicians who protect
have been overthrown.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70089906


^^^THIS

A birdie told me they can't use the magnets anymore, so they tried electricity and got "caught"?


Wonder how many humans it would take to power CERN?

^catch my drift???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70048407



popcornstoner
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41126899


Dump what you know, I've had more than a few thoughts of masses of humans being beneath CERN, which I push away since it makes no sense.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39424789


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Re: CERN Status as of 9/26 (Geneva), Beams dumped due to UFO
24-Sep-2015 06:26 (Geneva)

LHC: fill 4410, injection studies then physics, stable beams declared at 04:15

LHCb:
- Run smoothly with trigger configuration Physics1200 and a typical technical (physics) dead time around 5% (11%)
- The clock shift is around -0.45ns, close to the -0.5ns edge
-> Federico has been emailed
- Low occupancy warning from the PRS, see [link to lblogbook.cern.ch] and
[link to lbproblems.cern.ch]
-> Stephane and Yuri have been emailed
- A plot shows some warning in the "HCAL status overview" presenter page, see [link to lblogbook.cern.ch]
-> Yuri have been emailed
- Most of the errors in the error logger are related to events for which the ODIN bank is not found (one per
minute or so, from various HLT nodes)
- As expected after today intervention, the hole in the muon chambers has shifted from M2 to M4

To be done:
- Continue to take data
- Follow up on clock shift as well as PRS and HCAL warnings

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24-Sep-2015 06:26 (Geneva)

stable beams declared at 04:15

- As expected after today intervention, the hole in the muon chambers has shifted from M2 to M4
 Quoting: Clockwork 1126


Today's intervention? Doesn't that make it sound like the 24 hour hiatus was for some other reason than a cooling error? Or was the intervention done to solve the cooling (cyrogenic) error, but if so why would it have affected the hole in the muon chambers ?
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Sounds like the cryo story was a front while they deal with this "hole" in the Muon chambers that's "moving".
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Sounds like the cryo story was a front while they deal with this "hole" in the Muon chambers that's "moving".
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gasp.....hiding.....hiding....hiding

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Sounds like the cryo story was a front while they deal with this "hole" in the Muon chambers that's "moving".
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wtf
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Sounds like the cryo story was a front while they deal with this "hole" in the Muon chambers that's "moving".
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So...DOOM ON?
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i don't see anything in the book here about moving holes in the muon chamber..... uhoh

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Doom on??

Shoot I don't know. I'm a dummy like the rest of us when it comes to this stuff. The hole appeared today according to the log so the Cryo event was previous to the hole.

Go here [link to lhcbproject.web.cern.ch]

and then click "ELog LHCB" on the L/H side column. This is the shift log of all events (that we know of).

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Sounds like the cryo story was a front while they deal with this "hole" in the Muon chambers that's "moving".
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Uhhhhh what? I'm guessing those pictures last night of the beams could've actually have been portals
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Sounds like the cryo story was a front while they deal with this "hole" in the Muon chambers that's "moving".
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Does that fit the last beam dump image ?

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Sounds like the cryo story was a front while they deal with this "hole" in the Muon chambers that's "moving".
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Uhhhhh what? I'm guessing those pictures last night of the beams could've actually have been portals
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What pictures?? Post them if you can.
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Sounds like the cryo story was a front while they deal with this "hole" in the Muon chambers that's "moving".
 Quoting: Clockwork 1126


Uhhhhh what? I'm guessing those pictures last night of the beams could've actually have been portals
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What pictures?? Post them if you can.
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How convenient! Look at the post above with the Facebook link!
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Sounds like the cryo story was a front while they deal with this "hole" in the Muon chambers that's "moving".
 Quoting: Clockwork 1126


Does that fit the last beam dump image ?

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How often do they post pictures? Cause I'm on that site now and I don't see pictures but just charts.
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