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CERN Status as of 9/26 (Geneva), Beams dumped due to UFO

 
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Sounds like the cryo story was a front while they deal with this "hole" in the Muon chambers that's "moving".
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Uhhhhh what? I'm guessing those pictures last night of the beams could've actually have been portals
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What pictures?? Post them if you can.
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How convenient! Look at the post above with the Facebook link!
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Got it. Sorry posted that as it was posted. Some interesting stuff happening tonight at Cern. I don't get freaked out very often but this is some pretty freaky shit happening.
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Re: CERN Status as of 9/26 (Geneva), Beams dumped due to UFO
24-Sep-2015 06:26 (Geneva)

LHC: fill 4410, injection studies then physics, stable beams declared at 04:15

LHCb:
- Run smoothly with trigger configuration Physics1200 and a typical technical (physics) dead time around 5% (11%)
- The clock shift is around -0.45ns, close to the -0.5ns edge
-> Federico has been emailed
- Low occupancy warning from the PRS, see [link to lblogbook.cern.ch] and
[link to lbproblems.cern.ch]
-> Stephane and Yuri have been emailed
- A plot shows some warning in the "HCAL status overview" presenter page, see [link to lblogbook.cern.ch]
-> Yuri have been emailed
- Most of the errors in the error logger are related to events for which the ODIN bank is not found (one per
minute or so, from various HLT nodes)
- As expected after today intervention, the hole in the muon chambers has shifted from M2 to M4

To be done:
- Continue to take data
- Follow up on clock shift as well as PRS and HCAL warnings
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These guys at CERN are fucking with you and laughing it up.lol
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24-Sep-2015 06:26 (Geneva)

LHC: fill 4410, injection studies then physics, stable beams declared at 04:15

LHCb:
- Run smoothly with trigger configuration Physics1200 and a typical technical (physics) dead time around 5% (11%)
- The clock shift is around -0.45ns, close to the -0.5ns edge
-> Federico has been emailed
- Low occupancy warning from the PRS, see [link to lblogbook.cern.ch] and
[link to lbproblems.cern.ch]
-> Stephane and Yuri have been emailed
- A plot shows some warning in the "HCAL status overview" presenter page, see [link to lblogbook.cern.ch]
-> Yuri have been emailed
- Most of the errors in the error logger are related to events for which the ODIN bank is not found (one per
minute or so, from various HLT nodes)
- As expected after today intervention, the hole in the muon chambers has shifted from M2 to M4

To be done:
- Continue to take data
- Follow up on clock shift as well as PRS and HCAL warnings
 Quoting: Clockwork 1126


These guys at CERN are fucking with you and laughing it up.lol
 Quoting: FistOfFreedom


Imagine! lol but if they are not (which I think they aren't messing with us) than we could have a mechanical problem or a spirtual problem here!
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Sounds like the cryo story was a front while they deal with this "hole" in the Muon chambers that's "moving".
 Quoting: Clockwork 1126


Does that fit the last beam dump image ?

[link to www.facebook.com (secure)]
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How often do they post pictures? Cause I'm on that site now and I don't see pictures but just charts.
[link to op-webtools.web.cern.ch (secure)]
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Here is the image source
Thread: Last beam dump image at cern.
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Got it. Sorry posted that as it was posted. Some interesting stuff happening tonight at Cern. I don't get freaked out very often but this is some pretty freaky shit happening.
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oh, now that's just GREAT !.... uhoh

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Sounds like the cryo story was a front while they deal with this "hole" in the Muon chambers that's "moving".
 Quoting: Clockwork 1126


Does that fit the last beam dump image ?

[link to www.facebook.com (secure)]
 Quoting: rachel3108


How often do they post pictures? Cause I'm on that site now and I don't see pictures but just charts.
[link to op-webtools.web.cern.ch (secure)]
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Here is the image source
Thread: Last beam dump image at cern.
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Yes I know that thank you but when will the next set of images be released? Cause if they say that there is a hole, I want to see it!! Lol
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Does that fit the last beam dump image ?

[link to www.facebook.com (secure)]
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How often do they post pictures? Cause I'm on that site now and I don't see pictures but just charts.
[link to op-webtools.web.cern.ch (secure)]
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Here is the image source
Thread: Last beam dump image at cern.
 Quoting: rachel3108


Yes I know that thank you but when will the next set of images be released? Cause if they say that there is a hole, I want to see it!! Lol
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I thought there was a link in that thread to a CERN monitoring site with latest images, where the OP got that one, but I don't see it now.
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www.meltronx.com. Change the panels to your liking.
Jesus is Lord.
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Turns out you have to select from the drop down menu on the upper left 'LHC beam dump' to see the latest images

[link to op-webtools.web.cern.ch]
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Thank you!!
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We need an expert to explain the Meltronx and what to be on the look out for. bumpretards2
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Re: CERN Status as of 9/26 (Geneva), Beams dumped due to UFO
This is what the OP from the other thread had to say about the last image

Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe it went down apprx. 7 hours ago with this being the last beam image and the problems occurred in the cooling systems (cyrogenics) at which point they stopped collisions. I'm just trying to figure out what this is, last time I saw this people were saying it could have been a wormhole. This is only the second time I have saw this happen.
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This is the video BP Earthwatch made on 9/10 from what might be a similar image

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Remember, CERN was "down" during the duration of 9/23, midnight to midnight Geneva time
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yup. the Muon Chamber is definitely one of the Biggies at CERN:



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Damn, wish we had more information on this or people that understood what dialect they were speaking in...
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Damn, wish we had more information on this or people that understood what dialect they were speaking in...
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some "hole" floating around inside the machine... i'm sure there are a lot of questions....

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Still no stable luminosity graph though
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I know I'm going to sound like a complete idiot here, but I don't understand what this CERN thing is all about. What I've read is that they are trying to create 'dark matter' in order to better understand how the universe formed. On the other hand, what I've read here on this forum is that it is being used to create a wormhole of sorts? Then, earlier last week, I read where this thing was projected towards the Earth's core? Now, there is some suggestion that it may be able to cause the Hoover Dam to break. In layman's terms, can someone please share a cliff notes version of what the purpose of CERN really is, why it is located on a site known for some god by the name of Apollyon and why there is a statue of this thing there? Can this machine really be capable of allowing dark matter to escape and create all kinds of havoc?
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Until I see it with my naked eye, I don't see shit.
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I know I'm going to sound like a complete idiot here, but I don't understand what this CERN thing is all about. What I've read is that they are trying to create 'dark matter' in order to better understand how the universe formed. On the other hand, what I've read here on this forum is that it is being used to create a wormhole of sorts? Then, earlier last week, I read where this thing was projected towards the Earth's core? Now, there is some suggestion that it may be able to cause the Hoover Dam to break. In layman's terms, can someone please share a cliff notes version of what the purpose of CERN really is, why it is located on a site known for some god by the name of Apollyon and why there is a statue of this thing there? Can this machine really be capable of allowing dark matter to escape and create all kinds of havoc?
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You'll be long gone before you get the answer.
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???? check out the most recent posts... Thread: The SKYCAMS in Texas ALL show something round MOVING THIS WAY!!!! (Page 15)
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You'll be long gone before you get the answer.
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What is that supposed to mean? I was hoping for a less cryptic response, since that's all I'm seeing from this CERN "data" that people are posting and claim to be able to interpret. I don't have a physics degree, and I highly doubt that anyone else here does either. So, if the average Joe is able to decipher the information that CERN is releasing, why not just explain it for those who don't yet understand it but would like to?
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Good News !!!!

CERN hasn't blowed-up the Planet yet !!!!


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Good News !!!!

CERN hasn't blowed-up the Planet yet !!!!


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If you look a the duration of the last "test", its longer then every other one I have seen by hours. Looks about 14 hours long. Now there charging back up to do another "test". Seems like there going to be firing this up til they get what there looking for. Alot of errors. A Hole being been in a intervention. A lot activity.. Just my observation... Why is there no talk about this???
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Layman's terms, please. 'Maters in or out?
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Good News !!!!

CERN hasn't blowed-up the Planet yet !!!!


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If you look a the duration of the last "test", its longer then every other one I have seen by hours. Looks about 14 hours long. Now there charging back up to do another "test". Seems like there going to be firing this up til they get what there looking for. Alot of errors. A Hole being been in a intervention. A lot activity.. Just my observation... Why is there no talk about this???
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what ?

like: "Oh God, Oh God, we're all gonna die." ?

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Re: CERN Status as of 9/26 (Geneva), Beams dumped due to UFO
After the 14 hour test last night they did a beam dump. Around 2 minutes after that beam dump the earthquake in Indonesia hit.

Thread: 5.7 off Vancouver Canada and 6.9 N coast of Papua, Indonesia
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Holy shit, look at the last beam dump image!!!

[link to imgur.com]
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CERN LHC Page 1 Post Mortem update:
9/25 1am
"Dump because Beam 2 was blown up"

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Last beam dump image
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The muon is an unstable subatomic particle with a mean lifetime of 6994220000000000000♠2.2 µs. Among all known unstable subatomic particles, only the neutron (lasting around 15 minutes) and some atomic nuclei have a longer decay lifetime; others decay significantly faster.

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Holy shit, look at the last beam dump image!!!

[link to imgur.com]
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It looks like the spots on Ceres. What do you make of it Rachel?
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