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User ID: 41052624 United States 12/02/2015 02:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WTF? Quoting: JustChilling SAN DIEGO, California A young girl who was snorkeling off the coast of California last week says she was bitten by an octopus, and since then has grown tiny octopus suckers all over her tongue and other soft tissue. It actually started on my vagina, I noticed I was getting little octopus suckers, said Jessica Smith, 20. I could live with it, to be honest, but I went to the hospital the second they started growing on my tongue. It was keeping me from being able to speak properly. Doctors say that it was the first case of an octopus attack of any nature leading to the attackee actually turning into an octopus themselves. - See more at: [link to topratedviral.com] [link to topratedviral.com] But Lord, he stinketh! :fnecsm: "When the sky crackles in an electric dance of a beautiful requiem of lapis lazuli, maybe you will remember..." ~ Anonymous Coward 77360040 |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 68474273 United States 12/02/2015 03:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The most fake thing about this story is that she didn't care about them being in the vajayjay but once it hit the tongue, that was the tipping point. Most women would be freaking out and would need not only the ER but psychiatric help if that showed up on the V. Pics look fake too. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 70945133 Australia 12/02/2015 03:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The most fake thing about this story is that she didn't care about them being in the vajayjay but once it hit the tongue, that was the tipping point. Most women would be freaking out and would need not only the ER but psychiatric help if that showed up on the V. Pics look fake too. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68474273 She prolly didnt mind cause the suckers were tickling her clit. Why complain about an endless pleasure rush? After all...you never hear Judethz complaining about the growths on hers. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 52389925 United States 12/02/2015 03:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The most fake thing about this story is that she didn't care about them being in the vajayjay but once it hit the tongue, that was the tipping point. Most women would be freaking out and would need not only the ER but psychiatric help if that showed up on the V. Pics look fake too. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68474273 She prolly didnt mind cause the suckers were tickling her clit. Why complain about an endless pleasure rush? After all...you never hear Judethz complaining about the growths on hers. ....HUH???? .... |
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(OP) User ID: 67790386 United States 12/02/2015 04:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The most fake thing about this story is that she didn't care about them being in the vajayjay but once it hit the tongue, that was the tipping point. Most women would be freaking out and would need not only the ER but psychiatric help if that showed up on the V. Pics look fake too. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68474273 That's what made me chuckle. Last Edited by JustChilling on 12/02/2015 04:07 AM Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. -Winston Churchill |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 70731952 Canada 12/02/2015 04:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WTF? Quoting: JustChilling :pleeeze: SAN DIEGO, California A young girl who was snorkeling off the coast of California last week says she was bitten by an octopus, and since then has grown tiny octopus suckers all over her tongue and other soft tissue. It actually started on my vagina, I noticed I was getting little octopus suckers, said Jessica Smith, 20. I could live with it, to be honest, but I went to the hospital the second they started growing on my tongue. It was keeping me from being able to speak properly. Doctors say that it was the first case of an octopus attack of any nature leading to the attackee actually turning into an octopus themselves. - See more at: [link to topratedviral.com] [link to topratedviral.com] :*Gaspz*: Just to clarify they are pronounced "genital warts" not suckers. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 19782831 United States 12/02/2015 07:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WTF? Quoting: JustChilling :pleeeze: SAN DIEGO, California A young girl who was snorkeling off the coast of California last week says she was bitten by an octopus, and since then has grown tiny octopus suckers all over her tongue and other soft tissue. It actually started on my vagina, I noticed I was getting little octopus suckers, said Jessica Smith, 20. I could live with it, to be honest, but I went to the hospital the second they started growing on my tongue. It was keeping me from being able to speak properly. Doctors say that it was the first case of an octopus attack of any nature leading to the attackee actually turning into an octopus themselves. - See more at: [link to topratedviral.com] [link to topratedviral.com] :*Gaspz*: bad photoshop! |