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Wolf 1776
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 69920402 United States 12/26/2015 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This might help. You stick your head in and you can scout around to find your stuff. Good luck. Quoting: TilDeath [link to www.antipodesmap.com] Nice, fun online utility. Thanks. For my location, the analysis was: "Antipodes Location: Most likely the ocean. Watch out for sharks." But ... there is a critical flaw in their geolocation programming algorithms. They assume that the Earth is round; not flat. I ended up on the ocean too and found a styrofoam cup tangled in some fishing line. Still looking! |
Wolf 1776
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Fry The Brain
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Wolf 1776
(OP) User ID: 71105429 United States 12/26/2015 11:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The other side of the "Flat Earth" theory is actually the other side of a black hole. First you need to create an artificial black hole, kind of like the one from the Event Horizon. Quoting: Fry The Brain But ... how do you escape the gravitational pull? Last Edited by Wolf 1776 on 12/26/2015 11:26 AM :wolf_footer_msg: |
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Exorcise This
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Firestone
User ID: 46763434 United States 12/26/2015 11:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You'll have to go to Antarctica, to get to the other side to find your items. I have most recently lost a checkbook, a sweater and one boiled egg. I'll take the checkbook and sweater but they can have the boiled egg. As Mulder once said, "the truth is out there". "We want to be the band to dance to when the bomb drops." - SLB |
SerenaSeesAll
User ID: 70529267 United States 12/26/2015 11:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wait a sec. Come to think of it ... some neighborhood cats and dogs disappeared too ... shortly after losing track of Penelope. She might still be on this side of the flat Earth. Quoting: Wolf 1776 She's a stealthy hunter that likes to travel at night. She's light brown, patterned with reddish-brown saddles that are more pronounced towards her tail. The last time I saw her, she was 14 feet in length and weighed about 60 pounds. If you see her, please send me a quick private message with the geolocation. And, if you're interested in helping to search for her, scan local headlines for centrally located missing cats, dogs, ferrets, and pot belly pigs. She had quite a ravenous taste for plump, pot belly pigs. She will eat birds, rats, and lizards too. But, she really doesn't care for them. Also, she has a particular fondness for Dewars 12. She can swim, but prefers dry land. And, she loves to hang out in trees. So, check limbs carefully as you trek into the woods. But ... above all else ... if you do find her, approach with some degree of warranted caution. She's a bit faster than she appears. That's how I lost her in the first place ... and, to my chagrin, that's how I found out how much she loves pot belly pigs. My next door neighbor had one he'd named Willie. She was usually quite tame (after feeding). But, she's probably very cold and extremely hungry this time of the year. Also, PM me for the generous reward specifics. Curled up to a water heater? ============================================================= Noticing Miracles Is My Hobby The Bible - When you carry the Bible, Satan has a headache, when you open it, he collapses, when he sees you reading it, he loses his strength, AND when you stand on the Word of God, Satan can't hurt you! |
Exorcise This
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Wolf 1776
(OP) User ID: 71105429 United States 12/26/2015 11:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cool. Last week I met another cute girl at the grocery store. We chatted a while. Finally I got up my courage and asked her out for coffee. She answered, "Let's get one thing straight. I'm not." Seriously, losing a pet is never easy. Last Edited by Wolf 1776 on 12/26/2015 11:47 AM :wolf_footer_msg: |
faint
User ID: 68695271 United States 12/26/2015 11:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That means on the other side, the population is growing by 2300 people with no history and no ID, every day. Quoting: Your Huckleberry Now ... that's a frightening deduction. Maybe a few of them are still on this side of the flat Earth. That's actually awesome. I'll go with you, but Penelope is up to you, and I only want a one-way ticket. Formerly faint |
Wolf 1776
(OP) User ID: 71105429 United States 12/26/2015 11:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That might be. But, I think MW was right about Hang Son Doong, Vietnam. I have most recently lost a checkbook, a sweater and one boiled egg. Quoting: Firestone I'll take the checkbook and sweater, but they can have the boiled egg. Were the checks already signed? If so, please ship me your photo ID so that I can keep it from getting lost too. Penelope would probably enjoy that old boiled egg, if I could find her. :wolf_footer_msg: |
Wolf 1776
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Wolf 1776
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Wolf 1776
(OP) User ID: 71105775 United States 12/26/2015 12:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wait a sec. Come to think of it ... some neighborhood cats and dogs disappeared too ... shortly after losing track of Penelope. She might still be on this side of the flat Earth. Quoting: Wolf 1776 She's a stealthy hunter that likes to travel at night. She's light brown, patterned with reddish-brown saddles that are more pronounced towards her tail. The last time I saw her, she was 14 feet in length and weighed about 60 pounds. If you see her, please send me a quick private message with the geolocation. And, if you're interested in helping to search for her, scan local headlines for centrally located missing cats, dogs, ferrets, and pot belly pigs. She had quite a ravenous taste for plump, pot belly pigs. She will eat birds, rats, and lizards too. But, she really doesn't care for them. Also, she has a particular fondness for Dewars 12. She can swim, but prefers dry land. And, she loves to hang out in trees. So, check limbs carefully as you trek into the woods. But ... above all else ... if you do find her, approach with some degree of warranted caution. She's a bit faster than she appears. That's how I lost her in the first place ... and, to my chagrin, that's how I found out how much she loves pot belly pigs. My next door neighbor had one he'd named Willie. She was usually quite tame (after feeding). But, she's probably very cold and extremely hungry this time of the year. Also, PM me for the generous reward specifics. Thanks. Just checked. She's not there. :wolf_footer_msg: |
Wolf 1776
(OP) User ID: 71105775 United States 12/26/2015 12:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That's actually awesome. I'll go with you, but Penelope is up to you, and I only want a one-way ticket. Quoting: faint After the exploratory expedition and the return haul of lost items for the investors, I'll be going back to stay. I read earlier that when the sanity was lost, it went there. That explains a lot of what's been happening lately. Penelope is still lost. But, in hindsight, she's probably out in the woods on this side of the flat Earth somewhere. Last Edited by Wolf 1776 on 12/26/2015 12:31 PM :wolf_footer_msg: |
Wolf 1776
(OP) User ID: 71106129 United States 12/26/2015 01:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The solution requires thinking outside of the box ... or in this particular case, the sphere. A round Earther walked into a psychiatrist's office with a duck on his head. The psychiatrist said, "How can I help you?" And the duck replied, "Thanks! Can you get this guy off my ass?" Last Edited by Wolf 1776 on 12/26/2015 01:11 PM :wolf_footer_msg: |
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Wolf 1776
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 44112360 United States 12/26/2015 03:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This might help. You stick your head in and you can scout around to find your stuff. Good luck. Quoting: TilDeath [link to www.antipodesmap.com] Nice, fun online utility. Thanks. For my location, the analysis was: "Antipodes Location: Most likely the ocean. Watch out for sharks." But ... there is a critical flaw in their geolocation programming algorithms. They assume that the Earth is round; not flat. I ended up on the ocean too and found a styrofoam cup tangled in some fishing line. Still looking! pull on the cup till the line is tight. Now speak into it. That's the phone to the other side. You were so close! |
Your Huckleberry
User ID: 71054341 United States 12/26/2015 03:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That means on the other side, the population is growing by 2300 people with no history and no ID, every day. Quoting: Your Huckleberry Now ... that's a frightening deduction. Maybe a few of them are still on this side of the flat Earth. That's actually awesome. I'll go with you, but Penelope is up to you, and I only want a one-way ticket. No darlin'! You can't leave with him! You've got to assist me with my poker game... Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
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Wolf 1776
(OP) User ID: 69629129 United States 12/27/2015 12:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This might help. You stick your head in and you can scout around to find your stuff. Good luck. Quoting: TilDeath [link to www.antipodesmap.com] Nice, fun online utility. Thanks. Quoting: Wolf 1776 For my location, the analysis was: "Antipodes Location: Most likely the ocean. Watch out for sharks." But ... there is a critical flaw in their geolocation programming algorithms. They assume that the Earth is round; not flat. I ended up on the ocean too and found a styrofoam cup tangled in some fishing line. Quoting: TilDeath Still looking! Pull on the cup till the line is tight. Now speak into it. That's the phone to the other side. You were so close! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44112360 Hmmmm. A practical application of String Theory? :wolf_footer_msg: |
Wolf 1776
(OP) User ID: 69629129 United States 12/27/2015 01:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That means on the other side, the population is growing by 2300 people with no history and no ID, every day. Quoting: Your Huckleberry Now ... that's a frightening deduction. Maybe a few of them are still on this side of the flat Earth. Quoting: Wolf 1776 That's actually awesome. I'll go with you, but Penelope is up to you, and I only want a one-way ticket. Quoting: faint No darlin'! You can't leave with him! Quoting: Your Huckleberry You've got to assist me with my poker game... Woah there hoss! You seem to be gettin' a might bit pushy with that new manly man avatar (Val Killmore). You can talk to Calamity Jane or the Cat Wagon gals that way, but not this classy filly. If Faint wants to cool her heels on the other side of the flat Earth for a coon’s age, that's her prerogative. Sides, no sit down with a California Prayer Book is gonna rival the adventure of a lifetime. ... Now! ... Last Edited by Wolf 1776 on 12/27/2015 04:45 AM :wolf_footer_msg: |
Wolf 1776
(OP) User ID: 69629129 United States 12/27/2015 01:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I know what you mean. I put my heart and soul into my work and later discovered that I'd lost my mind in the process. And, I suspect that it ran away with my sanity. Nonetheless ... of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. :wolf_footer_msg: |
^Crunchy^
User ID: 16182246 United States 12/27/2015 03:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I found her [link to www.probreeders.com] hanging around her [link to s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com (secure)] . |
Berf Snurple
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Wolf 1776
(OP) User ID: 71110450 United States 12/27/2015 03:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I found her [link to www.probreeders.com] hanging around her [link to s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com (secure)] . Quoting: ^Crunchy^ Thanks for helping to find Penelope. But, that's not her. She's light brown, patterned with reddish-brown saddles that are more pronounced towards her tail. However, I have a friend with one that looks just like that. Last Edited by Wolf 1776 on 12/27/2015 04:08 AM :wolf_footer_msg: |
Wolf 1776
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