I'm going out to the bush for 6 months to go full feral. Hunt animals with a sharp stick, eat raw meat and get a belly full of parasites. Word.

Is your name Bear Grylls?

let us know what it's like to have trichinosis.

"Damn u Bear Grylls." Will Ferrel(reindeer eyeball episode)

Eat green walnuts if you get worms.

This is how you do it;
Thinly slice green walnut shavings *use the outside & inside* and throw it down your throat with whatever liquid you got.
No way you can chew that stuff cuz it's vile tasting.

Don't forget to bring good reading material or else you'll got frikken cray.
Read the bible. The end is here.

I'd sooner use it to wipe my ass, no offense.

YES! Though I have no experience with any of it, I feel like I was meant to live that way and that it would come naturally to me. I hate this bullshit society we live in. It feels like a prison.

Part of it sounds good. I don't know why you have to eat the meat raw. I would love to try this as well. Good idea OP.

LOL! Now watch someone post the one with the walker Texas ranger guy.

I enjoy my meat raw. Ain't dead yet.. I stay away from raw pork and chicken thou.

If I do that green walnut thing.. do I turn into this guy?

Moving back to my cabin in Alaska soon oP invest in a new snowmachines and bunny boots ECW gear 22 foraging ammo.

Must be nice. I'm saving for some land out in new Brunswick. Planning on going off grid, outhouse, well, Woodstove etc.

I did 6 months with food packed in in the summer before. Walked to town 1 time around 4 months in and thought "fuck this place"

July I plan on going out and see if I can ease into the cold weather after Im outside everyday. Kinda soft and weak right now, but this winter has sure been mild.

Wipe your ass with saplings. Just slide your ass cheeks up and down the small tree till clean. Your scent will keep predators away but not the chupicabra.

Cool Bro, see you in the ER.

That could work

I can handle most in field injuries on my own.

I'm preparing myself, fasting for long periods, cold endurance training, hunting, fitness training.. this spring I leave.

Awesome. Be prepared. I advise you to watch 'Into the Wild' before you do.

Ive seen it :) (op)