I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's

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I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's
Anonymous Coward User ID: 30399801 United Kingdom 05/13/2016 07:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's Women used to have the hots for me, until I hit my early to mid 30's, then it's like a fucking ugly gene got activated or something because I now look like shit. I used to have a masculine face, then I started developing these fucking ugly fat cheeks, and I just look like shit in general. I can't be wrong because no chick comes near me anymore. I wondered... just before I started looking like shit, I started smoking, and I have been smoking these bootleg cigs for years. Unbeknownst to me, these fucking things have very high levels of toxic metals in them, not to mention rat shit droppings. Could this possibly explain why I turned from a handsome prince and into a fuck ugly frog? I saw previously good looking people who were on certain drugs like PCP, then afterwards, they looked like their heads had been in the cheese dip since 1957. If these highly toxic smokes are the reason, do you think I can reverse the damage done and get back to being good looking again? Or am I now fucked at the genomic level?

Anonymous Coward User ID: 72160689 United States 05/13/2016 07:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's Nah, you're fucked mate. I don't think you can reverse ugly.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72011997 United States 05/13/2016 07:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's
Floyd Gondolli User ID: 45665622 United States 05/13/2016 07:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's Yeah, I think you're just fucked on this one. Those nasty cigs do permanent damage to the DNA, and in your case it unfortunately resulted in you turning ass ugly. At least your hair didn't fall out...or did it?
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 30399801 United Kingdom 05/13/2016 07:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's Nah, you're fucked mate. I don't think you can reverse ugly. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72160689 Ah, man, this sucks not being able to get a woman anymore. I look at photos of myself and barely recognize myself because I looked so damn handsome then. Oh well, I think I know for sure that the bootleg cigs have utterly ravaged my appearance and my system is filled with toxic metals and rat shit. I'm going to give them up and go on a detox... see if that helps.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 30399801 United Kingdom 05/13/2016 07:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's Yeah, I think you're just fucked on this one. Those nasty cigs do permanent damage to the DNA, and in your case it unfortunately resulted in you turning ass ugly. At least your hair didn't fall out...or did it? Quoting: Floyd Gondolli Yup, ashamed to admit it, but when I started smoking them, my hair started falling out too. So now I'm ugly and balding. May as well end it all.
SkinnyChic User ID: 71076336 United States 05/13/2016 07:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's Nah, you're fucked mate. I don't think you can reverse ugly. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72160689 Ah, man, this sucks not being able to get a woman anymore. I look at photos of myself and barely recognize myself because I looked so damn handsome then. Oh well, I think I know for sure that the bootleg cigs have utterly ravaged my appearance and my system is filled with toxic metals and rat shit. I'm going to give them up and go on a detox... see if that helps. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30399801 Yes, detox.
SkinnyChic User ID: 71076336 United States 05/13/2016 07:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's Yeah, I think you're just fucked on this one. Those nasty cigs do permanent damage to the DNA, and in your case it unfortunately resulted in you turning ass ugly. At least your hair didn't fall out...or did it? Quoting: Floyd Gondolli Yup, ashamed to admit it, but when I started smoking them, my hair started falling out too. So now I'm ugly and balding. May as well end it all. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30399801 Don't get dramatic. Instead get busy. Detox. Eat healthy, load up on vitamins. Exercise. You'll feel great and your hair could even grow back. If not, plenty of options for that too.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72080342 Greece 05/13/2016 07:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's Maybe at 35 the pretty gene will kick in. There is hope!
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 30399801 United Kingdom 05/13/2016 07:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's Yeah, I think you're just fucked on this one. Those nasty cigs do permanent damage to the DNA, and in your case it unfortunately resulted in you turning ass ugly. At least your hair didn't fall out...or did it? Quoting: Floyd Gondolli Yup, ashamed to admit it, but when I started smoking them, my hair started falling out too. So now I'm ugly and balding. May as well end it all. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30399801 Don't get dramatic. Instead get busy. Detox. Eat healthy, load up on vitamins. Exercise. You'll feel great and your hair could even grow back. If not, plenty of options for that too. Quoting: SkinnyChic Nah, I'm not going to suicide, I'm not that vain. But yeh, tomorrow, no more smoking, start detox and load up on vits and mins. Hope it works to an extent. Even if I half resemble my old self I'll be happy. I think those bootleg cigs have some toxic metal in them that caused weight retention in my face or something because I never used to have that issue.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71718660 Germany 05/13/2016 07:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's I look like Aleister Crowley.. and I still bang hot chicks OP give them The Beast I get more chicks now.. then when I looked like a Supermodel.. Why.. because I am not self conscious about my looks I just don't give a fuck
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70288826 United States 05/13/2016 07:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's Some men don't age well...especially if they are living in contempt or have very stressfull jobs-and no outlet. Still should detox and be healthier, but also try to enjoy things, play, laugh, etc.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71718660 Germany 05/13/2016 07:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's Crowley was my grandfather.. that's probably why I look like him
Anonymous Coward User ID: 62878429 United States 05/13/2016 07:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's Some people are worse off than others. Part of this tragically unfair cycle we call "life". If you can't get the pussy, that's because you think you can't. And besides, promiscuity is a burdenous practice that gets old after a while. Don't waste your time. I am hideous and charisma helps when the conditions are right. You'll cope
SkinnyChic User ID: 71076336 United States 05/13/2016 07:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's You got this!!! Just like getting a cut on your hand, your body knows how to repair itself as long as you feed it what it needs.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72207332 United States 05/13/2016 07:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's do you drink beer?

Anonymous Coward User ID: 72048443 United States 05/13/2016 08:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's I'm one of the strange ones. I got better looking when I hit 30s. Get carded everywhere I go. Nearly 40 but look like I'm in my 20s. And I smoke. All about genetics. My mom is the same and also smokes.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72182983 United States 05/13/2016 08:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's The 30's spread. I used to moisten at the sight of Leo Dicaprio until he hit the 30's spread. It goes away, but slowly. Do 30 mins of weight training twice a week. Your early 40's self will thank you.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71095481 United States 05/13/2016 08:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's Looks like it's more than just cigs doing you harm. The loss of hair and growing jowls suggest lower testosterone and possibly liver damage. The liver metabolizes steroid hormones and when your liver isn't working properly you don't have the right levels of these hormones keeping you in balance and feeling youthful. Your thyroid may be out of whack too. I suggest going to your doc, getting a blood hormonal profile and going from there. Good luck. Oh, and stop smoking already.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72207332 United States 05/13/2016 08:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's The 30's spread. I used to moisten at the sight of Leo Dicaprio until he hit the 30's spread. It goes away, but slowly. Do 30 mins of weight training twice a week. Your early 40's self will thank you. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72182983
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71673503 United States 05/13/2016 08:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's Yeah, I think you're just fucked on this one. Those nasty cigs do permanent damage to the DNA, and in your case it unfortunately resulted in you turning ass ugly. At least your hair didn't fall out...or did it? Quoting: Floyd Gondolli Yup, ashamed to admit it, but when I started smoking them, my hair started falling out too. So now I'm ugly and balding. May as well end it all. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30399801 Don't get dramatic. Instead get busy. Detox. Eat healthy, load up on vitamins. Exercise. You'll feel great and your hair could even grow back. If not, plenty of options for that too. Quoting: SkinnyChic Nah, I'm not going to suicide, I'm not that vain. But yeh, tomorrow, no more smoking, start detox and load up on vits and mins. Hope it works to an extent. Even if I half resemble my old self I'll be happy. I think those bootleg cigs have some toxic metal in them that caused weight retention in my face or something because I never used to have that issue. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30399801 OP, start drinking a gallon to a gallon and a half distilled water a day. Do it every damn day whether you like it or not. You will begin to detox in a big way. You might even get sick, but that is just all the poisons being released into your bloodstream. It will pass. It will save your looks and your life if you keep it up every day without fail. In six months you will be a new man. And don't buy the shills that tell you that distilled water will kill you. Another word for distilled is "pure." It is nature's way of purifying water. (Think rain water.) No chlorine, fluoride, or heavy metals. Distilled water is negatively charged and will strip away the pieces of ratshit and rancid cupcake flakes that are floating around in your bloodstream and organs. Good luck.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71647496 United States 05/13/2016 08:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's happened to me too... forget those chicks just a waste of money and a bunch of drama
Agent Smith 2014 User ID: 71581191 United Kingdom 05/13/2016 08:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's Life is a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 61554461 United States 05/13/2016 08:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's smoking crack will reverse that, sounds backwards i realize but give it a shot
Anonymous Coward User ID: 65948638 United States 05/13/2016 09:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's Women used to have the hots for me, until I hit my early to mid 30's, then it's like a fucking ugly gene got activated or something because I now look like shit. I used to have a masculine face, then I started developing these fucking ugly fat cheeks, and I just look like shit in general. I can't be wrong because no chick comes near me anymore. I wondered... just before I started looking like shit, I started smoking, and I have been smoking these bootleg cigs for years. Unbeknownst to me, these fucking things have very high levels of toxic metals in them, not to mention rat shit droppings. Could this possibly explain why I turned from a handsome prince and into a fuck ugly frog? I saw previously good looking people who were on certain drugs like PCP, then afterwards, they looked like their heads had been in the cheese dip since 1957. If these highly toxic smokes are the reason, do you think I can reverse the damage done and get back to being good looking again? Or am I now fucked at the genomic level? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30399801 1) Start exercising 2) Drink more water(stay properly hydrate) 3) Stop smoking 4) stop drinking so much 5) stop drinking hard liquor When I stopped smoking(you can only ever choose to "stop", the addiction will always be there, waiting to consume you), after a few months, I looked way better.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 65948638 United States 05/13/2016 09:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's smoking crack will reverse that, sounds backwards i realize but give it a shot Quoting: Boris the Cat You sir, deserve a nut shot, or a cunt punt(if your a woman, or post op). As for the OP, this person, that is suggesting sheer evil stupidity.
chrono_ User ID: 10437085 United States 05/13/2016 09:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's Simple solution to this is to jog 3 or 4 days a week. Your face will thin and your skin will look a lot younger. I jog all the time and when I tell people I am in my 30s, they do a double take and act surprised. "Are you serious? I thought you were 21!" Quit drinking and smoking. Lift weights to get your testosterone levels up and eat lots of eggs for the cholesterol to produce testosterone. Last Edited by chronologic on 05/13/2016 09:07 PM
tucson ranger User ID: 68473522 United States 05/13/2016 09:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's u r british...they are born fugly or become fugly..its the genes
Anonymous Coward User ID: 13023739 United States 05/13/2016 09:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's so you peaked early...deal with it...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 53718326 Canada 05/13/2016 09:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's No point crying lady, find a best friend, and settle down:)
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69653346 United States 05/13/2016 09:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I became an ugly fuck when I hit my early 30's Its not you that changed its society that changed
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