What is Irritable bowel and why would a girl tell me she has it?

Its her way of telling you that you give her the shits.

I'm sure you can google what it is, and she may have told you so you didn't mistake the noses that it can cause as FARTS.

It means you're probably not going to be putting it in her ass any time soon.

she's politely telling you she's not interested.

It depends on the person. But generally Its like a milder form of colitis or coeliac disease...etc

Short answer, she probably has issues from time to time with digestion, gas, passing stools(constipiation/the shits) and stomach aches, and probably doesnt eat spicy food, at all.

Hardly much of a deal breaker if she is hot and smart tbh.

It's a fake disease just like irritable leg syndrome and ADHD.

Oh relax, it just means she has sensitive bowels and she needs to watch what she eats and probably gets unexpected diarrhea or constipation episodes, who cares, it won't bother you at all, its just uncomfortable for her at times.

It is her way of saying, She got the shits for you.

yes, this.
When doctor cannot diagnose correctly, they will give you this label and suggest ways to mask the symptoms...
IBS will likely be triggered by stress and some foods, she will not feel great when this flares up and may appear moody to the partner and others.

Means she'll be farting up a storm, better get used to some funky smells coming from that ass of hers you like so much.

Lol sadly not true Boaty

Crohn's disease and IBS are closely related

People who have it, have problems with certain foods and their systems can not tolerate it, the food goes right trough them. It you are having or may have a relationship the person wound want you to understand the problem in case the got up and left you in the middle of a conversation. They nearly have to run to the place everyone has to deposit waste on occasion.

It means her whole system is Out of Wack from eating dead food garbage...
IT means your life with a women like that would be sheer misery.. simply because she won't educate herself about how good real food is....
Unfortunately there are many like her in the
usa...

Shes telling you so you don't go for the asshole first like the rest of your degenerate generation.

She is obviously sending you a message:

YOU IRRITATE THE SHIT OUT OF HER.

too true, grow ur own, stay out of debt, she'll be fine...

IBS is a made up disease. The doctor tells you it's your body and the irritated bowels, in reality it's the disgusting GMO foods full of MSG and pesticides being rejected by your body.

she's just testing out the water about it's going to be a threesome relationship between her, you and the toilet.

so she doesnt Always have to use the 'i have a headache' excuse.

Trying to get rid of you

You do seem annoying

Be thankful. She could habe told you he's a tranny.

Stomach pains, bloating and such like if she eats stuff that disagrees with her digestive system.

IBS exist...is when your gut walls are inflamated and deteriorating. It's not fun as you will react with gluten, seeds, any difficult to digest food, spices and even normal ammount of bacteria food could bring.

ALSO your brain is in your gut.

also she will be prone to thrush, psoriasis/eczema and will be moody as fuck and more schizo than your average female if that's even possible.

put you off yet OP?

She wants you to give her a rimjob.

Your brain maybe.

She's saying cure my asshole, stick it in.

I thunk it just extra gassy an gastric with certain foods but she probly knew what foods too stay away from if a partner is involved with sex an stuff