George Noory

“Woke up next morning, took the most perfect double tapered shit I ever had in my life.. True story.”

Hahrarhaharhrahfahfsjfsjgdluflufkysjf Still laughing Lololololololololololol

Tahmee calls that”shake hands with the devil”.

What is Jerky Jones doing driving on Harry Hines Blvd in the middle of the day!!!!!!!

AHA!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! Was Robert Kraft with him?

Tragic.

Maybe he is just trolling the Rookies.

I’m sure he is. But he’s a Hall of Famer, batting champion, World Series winner, conservative, friend of Limbaugh… And he tells that story. Lol Awesome!!!!! The best part is how the two guys he’s directing his story to try to walk away — after Brett talks about how his friend with a 48” waist (lol) throws him a towel to wipe off — but Brett keeps talking and follows them. And they can’t tell him to get lost because he’s George Brett. Lol They have to sit there and take it.

The second best part is after he finishes that graphic, bullshit story about shitting his pants and insisting it’s a “true story!”, he immediately turns around and asks someone else completely seriously, “Who’s pitching today?” as if the past 3 minutes of his diarrhea shit story never occurred. LOL!!!!!!!! Pure, unadulterated gold!!!

The fact that he goes to such effort to relay such a sophomoric, graphic story about shitting his pants…LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

He is gonna have a succulent Chinese dinner..

here is noorch talking about the missing people again.

Joe in Lange Island .....

Noorch makes me cringe so hard .

After C2C, Jorch likes to relax by pounding a few cold ones.


.... at the Morgue

Jorch once asked Hillary Clinton what part of Lesbia she's from....

George Snoory

Arthur "Tilman Riemenschneider"Bell

Lol Interesting cat.

Art just went down on Kiki Dee.

Was listening to Art do open lines today while driving .. ahh the good old days. That cuttlefish!

I’m hearing him do it on Somewhere in Time right now.

Right now, George is somewhere in Tom.

Never tell me the odds!

Before every episode of C2C there's a "sound check".

First, a naked Big Tahhmmeeee unrolls Jorch's flaccid Lebanese kibbeh.

Then he revives it by slobbering; "Check, One Two, Check, Check One Two" in the voice of a butch roadie until Jorch fills his mouth with Baba Ganoush....

As she sang; Don't Go Breakin' My Art....

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Classic!

Art understood;

1/ radio

2/ his audience

3/ humour

4/ (unlike his successor) the English language

Art had a tattoo of a Hitler-style moustache just below his shrivelled shvantz, along with a script that read; The Fuhrer The Better....

Jorch has just offered his gaping crap-trap for the 2024 Olympic Gaymes....

Jorch once won 2nd prize at a DEVO impersonation contest by dressing in bike shorts, putting a flowerpot on his head and singing (?); Whip It Out!

Art" I'm looking for some Rod holders along the Gunnels"

Salesman " I think we can accommodate you "

Art" O.K. but afterward I want to look at some boats too"