George Noory

George “Analog” Noory

Interdimensional channeling?… (CLICK!!)

The morning after an evening of unfettered, animalistic butt sex, George goes to see his doctor.

The nurse leads George into the examination room and tells him the doctor will be in shortly to check for fluid in his lungs.

After several minutes the doctor walks in with a stethoscope around his neck to find George bent over the exam table, pants around his ankles, with an unknown substance leaking from his anus.

The doctor yells, “Good God, man! What the hell is all this about?”

George responds, “The nurse said you were going to check for fluid in my bung.”

“Lungs. Lungs!!!”

“Boy is my face red.”

I can't fking STAND that Medusa commercial. Mostly because of the song but also for the other obvious reasons.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Neither can Techno Viking…

I still like the story where his doctor kicked him out of his office for getting an erection during a prostate exam.

Who is this lady guest? Sounds like she took a drag off a helium balloon.

Lol

George is growing a pair of tits for the upcoming swimsuit season.

That explains his recent visits to Burger King for the soy burgers.

Beatoff O'Dork

Beatoff M’Dork

When it came to love, George always had eyes for Tahmee.

Tahmee had George thinking about a little Cape Cod house, white picket fences and in the basement, a big tarp, flood lights and cameras, and a tub of Vaseline as big as a rain barrel.

But since that wasn’t likely to happen, George figured he’d head downtown for a she male whore.

Champagne wishes...

Hahahahahahahahahahshshshshshshhahahahadgahfzhfsjfajf!!!!!!

Lol …And caviar wet dreams.

Next hour, George & his guest discuss sociopaths, narcissists, psychopaths, and other manipulators.

So which member of Congress will he be interviewing?

Monday (Dies Lunae): Moon day

Tuesday (Dies Martis): Mars day

Wednesday (Dies Mercurii): Mercury day

Thursday (Dies Jovis): Jupiter/Thor day

Friday (Dies Veneris): Venus/Freya day

Saturday (Dies Saturni): Saturn day

Sunday (Dies Solis): Sun day

George is Opus Gei

Art’s an-a-con-da DON’T! WANT! NONE! Unless Whit’s got BUNS! hun.. (whoooopshh!!)

Jorch was the inspiration for the Aeorosmith anthem; Dude Looks Like A Lady.

(After a weekend in the Tenderloin District, Jorch definitely "walks this waaaay.... talks this waaaay...."

Lolololololololol

George dares to have one full hour of open lines at the top of the hour.

George and Tommy watching a football game on tv…

TOMMY: Did you play football in high school, George?

GEORGE: Not officially. But as a senior, I started the school year as a tight end, and by graduation, I was a wide receiver.

George lettered as a varsity foosball player.

Guest is saying that his balls smell like blueberries. Hahahahahahahaha hahahhhahaahhahahahahahahaha!!!!

They’re talking bowling balls, but he nevertheless said: I have purple balls that smell like blueberries.

Purple balls = a) hasn’t had sex in months; or b) victim of abuse.

George gives box cutters for stocking stuffers.