George Noory

Marylebone

Thursday night’s topic: Finding Yourself.

Really, George? A show dedicated to rubbing one out?

IRA ROSEN: There’s a Gooish word.. “hutzpah”.

GEORGE: Oh ya.. It means “guts”.

IRA: “Balls” more like.

(George goes dead silent) Hahahahahahahahaha That was great.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Ira said “balls” again a few minutes later.. Stone silence from Noory. Noory is too intimidated by successful guests to tell them to “watch the language”. He only does that with imbecile guests and callers.

Call in and tell them your name is Balldeep from Crotchie Pack-a-stan

The news is already acting like they are eulogizing Tiger I bet he is dead.

:cue the theme music:

rancho high green

rancho green sticks?

No way I am eating bugs F that shit.

respondemont moi!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Tiger flip car. Tiger go under knife. Tiger career over.

I can’t bring myself to turn on C2C tonight. The show sounds awful from reading about it on the website.

How the F do you crash that bad and not have any skid marks ? I mean the ones on the road. Did you see that car? the front was CRUSHED. and all he hit was a sign? Homie must of hit that center median so hard it crushed the front end. and launched him to the side of the road where he flipped.

The guy can't drive worth a shit. You wait he is going to sue Hyaundai for his injuries. He seems like a raging asshole anyway. F him.

Well he is half-Asian.

Art spun the Metro out on some black ice rushing to the Deli to get some jodenkoek that just arrived from the Netherlands.

This fucking thread again? He is a company front man that does not understand pizza rolls.

Basically he is the personification of US human idiot. Almost dead.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahfaufsutdogdigshf

Art! You’re alive!!!

George is in the process of changing his legal name to Mister Wonderful.

George has yet to realize his lifelong dream of opening a midget-tossing bar in rural Nevada.

George’s license plate says AY PAPI

That was taken so he’s changing his name to Herr Wundebar

When he passed away unexpectedly, Art was in the process of writing a book. The working title was If I Did It.