George Noory

Tonite on Toast!

Spiritual researcher and Nephilim expert Ali Siadatan will join Richard Syrup(Twit) to share his new research into the ages of the Bible, including the true meaning of the Mark of the Beast. In a Coast first, Coast producer Tom Danheiser has volunteered his ginormous ass for study by Biblical experts as George Noory has said “Tommy’s ass has the Devil’s bite”.

Followed by Open Lines in the latter half.

Hahahahahahahahahahahah!!!

Coast is getting a little Preachy lately. We already have 20 radio stations devoted to that.

Ya. I’m expecting George to interview T.D. Jakes or Reverend Stair anytime.

“Welcome, grab a peg and shove it in a weary traveler’s stool. You’re among friends.”

Has Brother Stair gone to trial yet?

The Days of Noah. Great name for a band.

GUEST: Hitler wanted to create the one hundred year ReichhhHHHH...

(Syrett wipes the spit out of his earpiece)

Goliath was from Baalbek. David was from Ballsack.

737-800 MAX grounded again.

Gotta scrap that plane design a create new model. And no more outsourcing to engineers from Bangladesh.

Man, these calls tonight. Lol Brain Deprived of Oxygen Line, you’re on the air...

Open Lines is the Tatooine Cantina (Star Wars) of radio.

C2C hosts who host during Open Lines are required to take 100 hours of psychological training per year.

Open Lines is so bad, I can’t even have it on as background noise anymore.

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When they upgraded the plane to more powerful turbofans they had to move the engines forward the wing to compensate for the lack of ground clearance the new engines caused. and this threw off the center of gravity . stuff like center of gravity is important in air travel lol . and yes dont hire 9 dollar a hour coders to satisfy the scheckle counters.

The product of 20 years of dumbing down c2c. thou-ist reap-ist what thou sews or saws as in logs.

Unbelievable. I would never fly on one of those if I could help it.

I hate to say it but the airbus a319 is far superior

George thinks the leader of the Falun Gong is Chuck Barris.

HEY..THE PROPHECY GUY FROM LAST NIGHT WAS FANTASTIC! NOT A SNOORY NITE. SURPRISE...

WANTED TO HEAR THE WOMAN ASTROLOGER FROM THUR. NITE...THE AFTER REPORT GAVE ME 'SHIT'.

It’s been a while since George Noory hosted Open Veins....

And the listeners know it too. I think Georch actually keeps Cornelius and Annie on hold for hours at a time just so he can patch them in to prevent dead air when the genuine calls quit coming in.

I wouldn’t doubt it.

Old Thorndick

Betty & Barney Hill

George masturbates to Barney Hill’s blood-curdling screams under hypnosis.

Second half guest has the heart of an 80 year old.

That’s okay.. George has the brain of a 3 year old.