George Noory

Mitch Horowitz mans a gay phone sex line.

Oh, and J. Allen Hymen.

When George goes shopping for meat at the grocery store, he dresses up in full camouflage including face paint so he can better stalk his prey.

Tonite on Toast!


First Half: Dr. Joel Ballitch shares alternative health approaches and the benefits of remedies and supplements that aid in the body's recovery from rectal trauma.

Second Half: Butt Ranger Steven Mark Weiss has been a student, a teacher, a soldier, a sailor, a bone smuggler, a chef, a food violator, a television show host, a pubic speaker, a business management consultant, and a perverted family man. The constant in his exhaustive search for an orgasm has been documenting what he's observed. He'll discuss rectal stimulation and hole purpose, and how to get a glimpse of your ass in the grand reflection of a bathroom mirror.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA​HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!

Dr. Joel Ballitch LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CALLER: Hello, I have a question for Doc Wallach.

GEORGE: Go ahead..

CALLER: Doc, what can I take to help me get rid of this kennel cough?

“From the fartland of America... (Pffft! Pffft!)”

1 minute in, the first flub...

“Provocation”. George said something like “prevococation”

Howhard Bloomers

“dia-beet-us” Lol

I still don’t understand how Doc Wallet isn’t sued into oblivion. He just said ingesting colloidal silver kills HIV, AIDS, Covid, polio. Lol This guy’s a nutjob.

Yes..

The Derp hurts..

After a day on safari in Kruger National Park, Art hits a McDonald’s drive-thru in Johannesburg and places his order: “Click! Click-click-click. Click...Click! Click-Click. Click!”

Bent over Art’s couch, pants around his ankles, Richard Hoagland screams out, “Why isn’t the mainstream media covering this?!”

At Whole Foods, George tries to pay with his palm, but it’s too hairy to scan.

Lol..

Fridays Are Hawiian Shirt Night?..

Yes, except at George’s house Friday nights are Ball-Gag and Crisco Night.

I can't imagine his ratings are anywhere near what Art Bell used to pull in.

Noory has no passion for the subject matter. He's transparently hypocritical and only in it for the cash.

DON'T TUNE IN TO HIS SHOW AND MAYBE HE'LL BE REPLACED BY A BETTER HOST.

It’s no use. He’s locked in contractually until 2030...Or until his sphincter gives way.

Lol..

THAT SHOW LAST NIGHT WAS NOT TOO BAD. UH.

George Destroyed my friend..

Cold Fusion..

My friend was right..

I'm still pissed..

That guy was a sweetheart..

Cold Fusion..

George allowed him to be destroyed..

To entertain fap..

If George was decent he would find him and get him back on..

Cold Fusion..

Instead of trying to get titty pics from Morton cats..

Noory thinks Cold Fusion is the time he and Tommy went camping and the Astroglide froze and fused George to Tommy’s fat arse....

Hey man I just wanted to remind everyone ...


























Noory sucks!