George Noory

George’s water just broke. Not unlike a baseball catcher, Tommy is poised to catch the ensuing 7-pound anal “birth” with a catcher’s mitt (and mask).

After getting an online “medical degree” from the University of Grenada (yes, that Grenada!), George opens an erectile dysfunction clinic. Monday is their “soft” opening.

Poundit = genius.

What a perfect sobriquet for the dodgy Deacon....

Jorch's Grindr profile -- user name, Moist to Moist AM -- reads:

Bi-coastal (and everything else.)
Open Loins.
Free moustache rides.
Will bend over forwards to help you.
If you like water sports urine luck!
Show me your big foot and I'll show you my portal....

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

George was rode hard and put away wet.

So is there affordable housing in this Kingdom of Nye?

I drove through there once. Its a two Casino town. Nice RV Park near the big Casino. I would say lots of affordable housing . I did see a new subdivision going up of ticky tack homes going up on the main drag. the problem is Pahrump is in Nevada.

...from Estée Lauder.

Not a full set of teeth in all of Nye County.

Noory West Coast.

Yeah, I went inside Terrible’s Casino in Pahrump once ages ago to get a few “Kingdom of Nye 95.1 FM ‘Things That Go Pahrump in the Night’” bumper stickers.. Could hardly see across the room from all the smoke. Felt like I was an alien from the Pleiades time traveling back to 1870s Tombstone, AZ.

“This town ain’t big enough for the both of us, pard’ner..”

Not a Bachelor’s degree as far as the eye can see. Or even an Associate’s.

The more the face sags, the blacker the hair and moustache become.

George is very patriotic. At the local gloryhole, he’s known as Paul Revere — “One if by anal; Two if by oral.”

George just bit down on another man’s twinkie.

True!!!

The more that one eye wanders, the darker the shade of shoe polish for his toupée.

B.M. Marzulli will smear us with his knowledge of ancient, lost civilizations tonight. Don’t forget the t.p.

And no I didnt drive to Art's compound but I did notice there was a flea market nearby : )

LOL!

And a brothel less than a mile down the road. Poor Ramona.

The Kingdom of Bi where every avenue is a two-way street. (Squirt! Squirt!)

George is ridin’ dirty with Tommy.

And they’re also in possession of marijuana and boner pills.

Art sits in his iding Ram 2500 Cummins at the Pahrump Micky-Ds eating a filet-0-fish and drinking a orange fanta. Wondering why with all those carbs,fried food and HFCS what is making his feet as large as Hillary Clintons thighs .

LOL another great show tonight

I hate Casinos

Noory" Tahmmy warm up the Microphone...its almost show time....no the REAL microphone. "

LOLOLOLOLOLOLL missing guest LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOL

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