George Noory

GEORGE: Boy, did I see a lot of dingers last night!

TOMMY: Oh ya, those baseball highlights on SportCenter..

GEORGE: Baseball?

Hahahahahahahahahahaha Did he really?

I heard Ian Punnett's voice tonight starting the show and began to cry. An already boring and worthless Saturday night just got worse.

He said it !

Yep.
I had to track down a free podcast to hear it.
Punnet knew a lot about Poppers, aka Amyl Nitrate.

He must be “the Cool Youth Deacon” at his church, St. Patty Whacks on the Bare Bum.

HEY TOM BLOW ME UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Art doesn't use the speaker at the drive in , he txts his order in and then drives by the window and they shoot his order at him with a potato gun.

This is the dawning of the age of your hair ass , age of your hair assssssssssssssss


YOUR HAIR ASSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I heard Ian Punnett's voice tonight starting the show and began to cry. An already boring and worthless Saturday night just got worse.

Punnet has the University of Kansas Jayhawk mascot tied up in his basement, with a ball gag in his mouth, clothespins on his nipples, and electrodes attached to his nutsack.

By the way peeps, it looks like we're only short 450 visits to this thread of reaching 500,000 hits, how about them apples?

EAT YOUR HEART OUT PARANORMAL DATE!

And a case of poppers at the ready, 'just in case'.

Poundit derailed the program at the first opportunity because he apparently doesn't know fuck-all about birds and shut the guest down every damn time he tried to get back on topic- couldn't even form a decent leading question.

It seems to me that Deacon Ian has extreme emotional shutdown issues when he can't make himself believe he's the smartest person in the room and that's sheer terror for him when there are only two people involved because it also makes him the dumbest person in the room.

Some butthurt mod is locking down the website again. I guess Trin is short on rent ......just in case I can't post for a while

NOORY SUCKS !

George calls Christian Wilde...

GN: Hi Christian. George here. How are yew? Ya know, I've been taking your supplement for 2 months now and...nothing.

CW: Hmmm... Which supplement?

GN: Your turmeric capsules. I follow the directions... two capsules a day, right up the ol' kiester.

CW: Well, you might want to try....(pause)... Wait, WHAT?! George, you take those ORALLY!!!

GN: Yuck, no way! Can you imagine what they'd taste like after being lodged up my rectum?

CW: (Looooong silence)... I gotta go. <CLICK!...Dial tone...>

After 5 nights of Noory, when Knapp guest hosts, it feels like the regular (read: qualified) teacher has taken the reins back from the substitute.

Kinda like that feeling you get when the last wheel of a loaded 18 wheeler gravel truck rolls off of your foot.

Is it safe to log on ? is the prolapse poster gone?

George is always around.