They Have Found What Causes Women to Stop Having Sex With Their Husbands

True dat...

I did not have sex with that woman.

I missed that. I mean it must be really long acting. I haven't had the wedding cake for 24 years. Gosh, they need to figure out the science here.

I thought it was men being assholes?

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In sickness and in health.

Their husbands treat them with contempt and disdain for daring to age. It is upsetting to the wives and takes her sex drive away.

Toxoplasma gondii

It may be true, me and my husband are married at heart, not by law.

We never ate a wedding cake: we are still happy after seven years, including four of hardship.

If he dies before me I know he will wait for me.
If I die before him, I promised him I will wait.
There is no life for me, unless it's a life with him.
My soulmate, my living contradiction, my ally, my friend, my lover, my half of my soul.

an empty pocket?

^^^^THIS^^^^

NO NO NO I meant^^^^THIS^^^^

Boy is that the truth...

my husband treats me with deference

I never demand anything of him tho
I just expect him to tell me hi once in a while, give me a hug and go about his business ...
and be safe
Come back.

I've held the fort in your absence.
The least you could do is honor me with a visit and praise me for my efforts dammit.
I have sunk at least 12 Spanish fleets for you..

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Not my girl.


She wants sex 3-4 times a day.

But she's 18.

I did not GET to have eex with that woman I MARRIED since we got hitched!

She wants the 18 year subsidy programme

You know what they say about older women/younger men and older men and younger women..

18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18 lol

the channel is called zoo watchers for a reason

Thought for sure you would say "kids"

That's a complete load of fucking crap. It's a proven fact that SUGAR lowers testosterone production by 25%. If most women are like My wife eating sugar all day it's no wonder the human race doesn't disappear. Oh just in case if You didn't know Testosterone is the hormone that makes men and women horny as hell.

Make me a samwidge!



Pretty please.

He started wearing skinny jeans...lol

lmao Obviously not "boot cut"

I would of guessed a beer belly.

Hahah!

Actually for my bf, it was the kids. Once they were born she was like "Away from me, sperm donor!"

Luckily he met me after they had separated for like 2 yrs... and I liked him so I didn't make him feel like he was an untouchable or whatever. He has his quirks, but he's a lovely person--a wonderful heart. I began to really know him and appreciate him in every way.

Interestingly, once that happened she suddenly wanted him back and made a lot of pathetic efforts but it was too late. He was kicked to the curb once, wasn't about to go back for more.

She's still bitter 10 yrs later...

dont you mean play in the kitty litter for me

Something my dad told me which turns out to be true cause i tried it.

Get yourself a nice big jar..that will hold a gallon of water.

In the first 12 months of marriage put a black jelly bean in the jar.

At the end of the 12 months it will be full to overflowing.

Now....after the first 12 months take a jelly bean out of the jar every time you have sex.

Trust me...that jar will never be emptied even if you stay married all your life.

I was married for 8 years.

First 12 months jar was filled to capacity.

Eight years later it was still 2 thirds full.

Fixed